I just want to say before everyone reads this section that I know NOTHING about hockey. Hence why there is no actual explanation. But I kept seeing that the Red Wings were playing for the Stanley Cup against the Penguins, and every time I saw it, I thought of Scrubs. So, ta-da!
Disclaimer: Don't own them, don't really pretend too.
"This why I love the Red Wings. They just have to win one more game to get the Stanley Cup again."
"But the other team has a cooler name! I like the Penguins."
"Newbie, you don't know anything about hockey or either of the teams."
"I know the Red Wings are from Detroit, which is mentioned in Don't Stop Believing—just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit. He took a midnight train, going anywhereeeeeeeeee!"
"Nice way to show your manly side there, Kristi."
"Well, I never watched sports when I was younger. Or ever."
"Newbie, stop pouting. Do you want me to explain it to you?"
"Would you? Without calling me girls names when I get confused?"
"That might be pushing it, but I'll try."
"Then yes. So that way I can watch the game with you tonight."
"Alright Newbie. C'mon, we'll go watch one of the older games I recorded so I can explain it."
"Can I wear one of your Red Wings jerseys?"
"No. You have to pass the test first."
"Wait, there's a test?!"
"There will be, when I'm done explaining this to you. We only have a few more hours until the game starts, so grab a few beers for us and meet me in the living room."