Disclaimer: I still don't own them...
"Perry, why don't you have a nickname?"
"What Newbie?"
"Well, you call me Newbie or whatever girls name you think of. You call Turk Gandhi, Elliot is Barbie, Janitor is Lurch, and even Kelso is called Bob-o."
"Carla doesn't have a nickname."
"Have you ever tried to give her one? She doesn't like anything we call her."
"Newbie, you tried calling her Caramel Snake. Who would like that?"
"Turk liked it."
"Well, you and Gandhi are weird."
"Whatever. You need a nickname."
"No, I don't."
"You do. How about…Curly."
"Curly?!"
"Yeah. Because you have curly hair."
"Oh, wait, I have a nickname. Big Cheese. Remember that one? Lets stick with it."
"No, that one's not personal enough. I think it should be…"
"Newbie, this isn't going to happen. Give it up."
"Sproingy."
"No."
"Coxie."
"Absolu-hu-tely not."
"What's wrong with it?"
"What isn't wrong with it Newbie?
"Well then you think of one!"
"No. Because, Newbie, I'm not going to have a nickname."
"Turk agrees that you should. He says it's not fair that give everyone else one but I'm not allowed to give you one."
"This coming from the pair who act more like they're in a relationship than with their respective significant others. And have more nicknames for each other than most couples do."
"I still like Curly. Or Coxie."
"And I like Perry. Which is technically a nickname."
"So is JD! But you never call me that."
"…that's different."
"Whatever you say Curly."