Disclaimer: Still not mine...I'm just waiting for the check to clear. Or something like that.
Author's note: This one is a little more serious...but still lighthearted. And has a happy ending. And has an appearance by Carla!
"That was a nice ceremony."
"Yeah."
"Very fitting for her."
"Mmm-hmm."
"Jack was cute as the ring bearer."
"Yup, sure was."
"Perry, will you say something?"
"…something."
"Well thanks for being a smartass. Sorry you're not up there with Jordan and you're stuck out here with me. Maybe I'll just go dance with Turk, Carla, and Elliot."
"Okay, have fun."
"Carla? Can I help you?"
"Bambi is over there, pouting. He wanted me to come over here and talk to you since you, in his words, trust me more."
"Oh dear Lord, he's actually regressed back to middle school."
"Perry, what's wrong with you? It's not hard to figure out there's a problem, even without a sulking Bambi."
"…I still think you should call him Faleen. More fitting."
"Perry. Don't make me go Latina on your ass."
"Alright. How can I help you?"
"Do you wish you were still with Jordan?"
"No."
"Then what's with this attitude? I can't really enjoy this wedding with my husband when Bambi is upset since Turk has to cheer him up."
"It's just…Jordan is happy and married now. You and Gandhi are happily married. Even old Bob-o is. So why couldn't Jordan and I work? And how can I know that Newbie and I won't fall apart? Neither of us have the best track record."
"It's about trust. You and Jordan were dysfunctional anyways, so I can't offer any insight there, and I can't really offer any about Kelso either. But for most couples, it boils down to trust. Do you trust Bambi?"
"Yes."
"And he trusts you. And while there are other things that go into a relationship, as long as you two trust each other, you two have a better chance of making it through. And Bambi loves you, remember that."
"Thanks Carla."
"Newbie."
"What?"
"…I guess its true what they say about girls at weddings. When they aren't the bride, they're just miserable."
"Ha ha, very creative, I'm a girl."
"Come on, let's dance."
"Why would I want to dance with you?"
"Because I'm sorry? And so I can explain?"
"Fine. You're lucky I love you. And forgive people easily."
"I know Newbie."