So, it seems as if my muse has gone on vacation. As a result, I have ideas, but I can't form them into working stories. Hopefully, I'll be back soon with new stuff...but until then, enjoy the latest conversation!
Disclaimer: Still don't own them.
"I've lost my mojo."
"Your what, Newbie?"
"My mojo! The thing that makes me so good at everything—I lost it sometime yesterday and I don't know what to do without it!"
"Well, have you checked all the places you were today?"
"You don't have to mock me."
"Yeah I do."
"Well, when I kill a patient because I lost my mojo, you won't make fun of me anymore."
"Newbie, stop being ridiculous."
"I'm not."
"Yeah you are. You have the brains to be a good doctor. You don't need your…mojo, whatever the hell that is."
"But without it, I have no skills! At anything."
"Like what Newbie?"
"Well, I can't dance without falling and making an idiot of myself-"
"You always do that though."
"-I can't pick up girls at the bars like I used to-"
"Why the hell are you doing that Newbie?"
"-I can't make the patients laugh anymore-"
"It was always a pity laugh anyways."
"-and my hair isn't cooperating!"
"Wow. Well, I can see where losing your mojo would be terrible."
"Thank you! I knew you'd see why once I explained."
"Let me finish: I'm being completely sarcastic."
"Thanks Perry."
"Wait. I have more: Newbie, other than the whole picking up girls thing, which better be for someone else, or we're going to have to have a different conversation, that'll probably end in tears—for you, I don't see what's changed. You always fall and make an idiot of yourself, and your patients never really thought you were that funny."
"Gee, this makes me feel so much better, Perry. I really appreciate this little talk we're having."
"Will you let me finish? But, Newbie, you won't end up killing a patient. You're not actually that horrible of a doctor, and if something happened to Jack or Jennifer when they were with you, I would trust you to take care of it. Well, the minor things, like cuts and bruises."
"I think there's a complement in there somewhere, so thank you…?"
"Your welcome. So, will you calm down about losing your mojo?"
"I guess so…."
"Good. Now, what were you saying about picking up girls in bars?"
"When I go with Dan. He likes me to use the whole 'I'm a doctor' thing to lure them to us. Then, he takes over….hey, maybe Dan stole my mojo!"
"Oh, good Lord Newbie..."
"I'm going to go call him!"
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