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"How about—"

"No."

"Perry, you don't even know what I was going to suggest!"

"Did it star Johnny Depp or one of those actors all you girls think are 'so dreamy'?"

"No. But even if it did, would it be a bad thing?"

"Yes."

"Some of those guys you're describing are good actors!"

"No they're not. What was your movie suggestion?"

"Moulin Rouge."

"It's a musical. And you know my feelings about musicals."

"But it's not your normal musical!"

"It's still a musical."

"Fine. You pick something then."

"How about…this one?"

"Did you even look when you grabbed a movie off the shelf?"

"No. What'd I grab—oh damn, a chick flick. I reject my choice. Your turn."

"The Ex."

"The what?"

"Ex. It stars some guy named Zach Braff who's supposed to be like a less funny version of me—and not as good looking either."

"I don't know…he looks like he could give you a run for your money. Maybe we should get it, just so I can judge it and see…"

"Never mind."

"That was too easy. What if we watch…"

"Oh, I know the perfect movie! I'll go get it. You go outside and I'll meet you there."

"Newbie…"

"Trust me Perry. You'll love it."

"Maybe I should stay with you…"

"And ruin the surprise? No, go outside."

"I still don't trust you."

"Fine. But go."

"So what is this perfect movie Newbie?"

"Look and see."

"X-me—NEWBIE!"

"It's a good movie, it has fighting…"

"…it has Hugh Jackman…"

"It's time you got over that irrational hatred of the guy, Perry. I mean, he's Wolverine!"

"No."

"C'mon Perry…for me?"

Not happening."

"Please Perry? I'll let you pick the next movie."

"No."

"Ok, then, no sex for a month."

"All because I hate Hugh Jackman? My God Newbie, it's not like the guy is your personal friend or anything."

"I mean it…"

"Fine…I can't believe I just caved. All because of sex."

"Awesome. And after we see this, we can watch the other two and then you can go see Wolverine with me when it comes out…"

"Damnit."

"Or else no sex, Perry."

"You know, right now, it's debatable about which I'd rather do: sit through not one, but four Hugh Jackman movies—"

"The fourth one isn't coming out for a while. I'm just preparing you now. Submersion therapy or whatever."

"—Or give up sex with you and go find someone else…who wouldn't make me watch Hugh Jackman."

"You know you'd rather just deal with Hugh Jackman than try to find someone else."

"…Do I have to pay close attention during the movie?"

"No."

"Then deal. I'll watch the movies with you, I guess."

"That's what I thought."