So I really set out to write another chapter of My Fifty Things tonight. I did. And then, as I tried to find the page that I began to write the latest chapter on, I stumbled across a page with a conversation that I never finished. So, here's another installment of Our Conversations. And really, I'll have another chapter of My Fifty Things tomorrow.
This really isn't my favorite...so please let me know what you guys think. And sorry if either of them seem out of character.
"Newbie."
"Yeah Perry?"
"…I like scotch."
"You're drunk."
"'Smaybe. But I still scotch like."
"You mean 'like scotch'?"
"That's what I said. D'ya realize the last time I gots drunk, I kissed ya?"
"Yup. The thought crossed my mind Perry."
"Wonder who I'll kiss tonight."
"Hopefully no one."
"…there are three of you right now."
"I think that's a sign to get you out of here."
"Newbie, I think I'm drunk."
"I know you're drunk."
"Why aren't you drunk?"
"Because one of us has to drive."
"We could call someone to drive us. Now drink."
"No, I'm still gonna stick to my soda."
"Newbie! You're usually all about fun! Be more fun!"
"Fine. Let's play a game."
"You and yours games. Is this one you and Gandhi thought of?"
"No, you'll know it. Truth or dare?"
"Y'know Newbie, even though I always tease you about being a girl, you've never really been one till now. The middle you is a girl."
"What about the right and left one?"
"The right one is a boy. The left one is…something. Now girl Newbie, are you really going to suggest truth or dare?"
"You wanted me to be more fun. Now pick one."
"Truth."
"What did you think of me when you first met me?"
"You're being a girl. The left you turned in to a girl too."
"Answer the question, drunkie."
"Fine. I thought you were…moderately cute."
"Still not drunk enough to call me hot, huh?"
"'Snot that. You're more cute than drunk. Your turn now."
"Dare."
"I dare you to take a shot with me."
"Perry, if I do that, I'll end up drinking more and then I won't be able to get home. And then I'll have to stay with you tonight."
"Okay. Stay with me then. Why don't you move in? Only the middle you though. I don't have room for all."
"Wh-what?"
"Just move in with me."
"Why don't we talk about this tomorrow when you're sober and able to think clearly."
"Are we leaving now? Is your girl game over?"
"Yeah, let's get you to sleep."
Yes, you will see the conversation the next day. I'm just making it a separate conversation. In case you were worried, lol.
And please, let me know if either of them seem out of character or anything to you guys!