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"JD, come back here."
"Oh, so now you know my name."
"Newbie, it was an accident. I didn't mean to call you Jordan."
"Well you did."
"Will you please sit down?"
"I see no reason for me to. I'll go ahead and leave so you can go just call Jordan. Invite her over. Do whatever you want."
"Newbie, I want you to stay….JD, come on. I'm not perfect. You've called me worse before…you called me Elliot!"
"I called you Elliot because you were being neurotic like her."
"Still. Will you please come back?"
"Will you please stop laughing?"
"Only if you stop getting ready to run out of here."
"Perry…"
"Fine, I'll try. Will you sit down now so I can explain?"
"Fine."
"JD—look, use of your name—I'm sorry. It just slipped out—"
"Gee, that makes me feel better that the two of us are now interchangeable to you."
"—But you were having a Jordan moment."
"I—"
"Don't deny it. You know how long it takes her to get ready to go places. You were here when she chose this as her place to go in between apartments. It took her an hour to do her hair, I swear. And I love you Newbie, I do, but after forty-five minutes of you getting ready with no end in sight, someone had to say something, and Jordan's name just slipped out in the process. Do you see now?"
"I guess."
"Am I forgiven?"
"No. You have to work for it."
"You're going to make this hell for me, aren't you?"
"Sure am, Elliot."
"Oh now, was that even necessary?"