Thanks for all the reviews guys! I'm glad you guys are liking these as much as you are...it makes me want to keep writing more. And just remember, if you guys ever have any suggestions for me to write about, just let me know, and I'll try to write something about it. :D

Don't own them. Or the title, which is from that new Jesse McCartney song that always gets stuck in my head. And its just this one line too!

"Newbie."

"Yeah?"

"Talk to me."

"What?"

"Talk to me—tell me a joke, describe your hair care process, explain how you got to be the way you are, something. No singing though. Just…talk to me."

"Why?"

"No reason."

"Wait…are you afraid of flying?"

"No."

"Perry…"

"I'm afraid of taking off and landing. That's different."

"Why? That's the fun part, it's like a roller coaster."

"I'm not in control of it though. I can't do anything if something goes wrong."

"Oh yeah, I forgot you're a control freak."

"Newbie…"

"Oh no. You don't get to growl at me right now. You're the one who asked me for help."

"Newbie. Will you help me out here or not?"

"Sure. Um….we can't go join the mile high club, because we're not in the air—"

"And leaving our seats right now isn't allowed."

"I know! If this plane was going to crash, who would you call?"

"That is a horrible conversation for right now, Newbie."

"I would call Turk."

"I refuse to answer your question. Will you please think of another conversation?"

"Where do you think the pee goes when you use the bathroom on the plane?"

"…I don't know which conversation is worse."

"You know we're safe right? Hey, look out the window and watch this other plane take off."

"I can't see out the window very well because some child wanted it."

"But it's fun to watch all the houses and cars as you get further in the air. They look like tiny toy models."

"Like I said: some child."

"Just look out the window. See that plane? They just took off with no problems."

"What about that noise on our plane?"

"That's normal."

"Why aren't we going yet?"

"We have to wait for our turn, Perry."

"How'd you learn all this Newbie?"

"I've been on a plane before. Haven't you?"

"When I was younger. But I haven't made that many trips that require a flight since then. Hell, Jordan and I took a boat to our honeymoon."

"Why?"

"Cheaper."

"Ah. Hey! We're beginning to move!"

"Newbie…"

"Perry, just squeeze my hand…ow. Okay, maybe not that hard."

"I was barely touching it, you girl."

"No, you were squeezing it really tight."

"Are we in the air yet?"

"Almost…now we are."

"Okay. Thanks Newbie."

"You're welcome. Will I have to do this again when we land?"

"Maybe."

"Do you want to go join the mile high club now?"

"No."

"But I just helped you!"

"No."

"You're no fun."

"Love you too Newbie."

Hope you guys enjoyed it! Remember: any suggestions at all will work, no matter how weird or angsty they might be.