I've had a few requests along the way that I show a jealous Perry...and I'm going to. But this came to me when I was watching the first episode with Julie, in the second season. Ya know, the one where JD advises waiting and seeing with a patient with Elliot, and Turk eats a lot of steak? Anyways, hope you guys enjoy it! And thanks for all the reviews. They make my day...and since I just got my wisdom teeth out, the reviews help ease the pain, lol.
Don't own them. Or the title, which came from the song Jealous Guy by John Lennon
"What is she doing here?"
"Newbie, down…"
"But she's over there, undressing you with her eyes."
"Yet I'm standing here, having this stupid conversation with you."
"Yeah, but…"
"Newbie, what happened to the days when you were excited about seeing her ev-hev-ry time she showed up at this hospital? Walking around backwards so she can see your 'tushie?' Falling over yourself trying to talk to her?"
"That was before. Now this hospital doesn't need Plomax. It doesn't do any good…"
"Newbie. Will you relax?"
"But she!"
"Isn't going to approach me."
"But her eyes…they're like tractor beams, trying to pull you to her…"
"Newbie. Y'see how I'm still here with you?"
"Yeah."
"And how I'm looking at you?"
"Yeah…"
D'ya see where I'm going with this?"
"That she hasn't approached you yet?"
"No…she actually came over last night."
"She did what?! That's it. Let me go!"
"Newbie. Nothing happened. She came over, asked about Jordan and when I told her we weren't together anymore, she tried to get back together with me…Newbie. I'm stronger than you and I'm not going to let you go attack Julie."
"But she…!"
"Nothing happened. I told her I was with someone, who I love—remember that?—and we just caught up for a few minutes before she left."
"Nothing happened?"
"Nothing happened. I love you. Remember?"
"Yeah."
"Good."
"Wait, what's she doing now? GET AWAY FROM MY BROWN BEAR!"
"Newbie. Newbie? NEWBIE! Will you get back over here? Oh good Lord…"
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