Here's another conversation for you guys! Hope you like it!

Don't own anything...yet...

"Newbie, wh…what are you watching?"

"N-nothing! I'm watching...this cartoon!"

"Okay…which cartoon is it?"

"It's that one…with the dog. See? There's the dog!"

"What's the name of the cartoon Newbie?"

"Um, Dog McBark?"

"Close. But that's not it."

"Wait. How do you know the name of the cartoon? Maybe you're just pretending like you do, but you really don't!"

"I have a son and a daughter, remember? And they both like cartoons."

"Oh…"

"So, what were you watching?"

"I told you: nothing."

"So if I press the last channel button, it'll go back to ESPN?"

"Well, I might have accidentally pushed a button or two on the way to this channel."

"For what channel Newbie?"

"I don't know! I changed the channel so quickly…"

"Lifetime, Newbie?"

"What? Is that the channel it landed on?"

"What movie is this?"

"I have no idea."

"Wait, isn't this that actor from that show that you like?"

"Which show?"

"That Canadian one…the teenage soap opera?"

"Degrassi?"

"Sure. Isn't she in it?"

"I…wouldn't know."

"Newbie, what did you have for dinner tonight?"

"Pizza...why?"

"Just answer the questions. What's Gandhi's real name?

"Turk."

"What's your son's name?"

"Sam."

"Where is Rowdy?"

"In the hallway."

"What movie is this?"

"Poison Ivy: The Secret Society….damnit!"

"Thank you. I knew you were a girl who watched Lifetime."

"Have you actually sat down and watched one? They're addicting!"

"If you say so, Sarah…"

"Here. The next one on is really good—it's a new one, starring this actress who kind of reminds me of Carla. She lost her daughter in a fire, but never actually believed she was gone. And I think she finds the daughter, somehow or another. Sit down and watch it with me!"

"Or I can go watch some sports on the bedroom TV and drink some scotch…."

"Oh! While you're at the bar, can you make me an appletini? I don't think I did it right last time, it tasted too strong...the recipe is on the counter."

"…how is it I ended up with someone who is more of a girl than Jordan?"

Hope you guys liked it! And leave any ideas you have! Angst, humor, whatever! :D