Author's paragraph: In Broadway (my first ever story for these two), there was a throwaway line about Perry saying Turk and Elliot can't come over again, and JD saying they've already apologized. Well, right after that, I wrote part of this conversation, and then got distracted by something shiny in the air...or Scrubs on TV. Whatever. But here it is, all finished and ready for the Internet! If you haven't read Broadway, it won't impact the reading of this story at all...but Broadway is a good story. It's pretty much a conversation like this. Anyways...on to the story.

Don't own them, still...

2:30 AM

"Hey Perry?"

"What Newbie?"

"I'm sorry Elliot and Turk drank all your scotch."

"And are now passed out in my living room. Which reminds me, why aren't you out there with them? Should you be celebrating that you managed to stay up later than the other girls by playing pranks on them, like, I don't know, dipping their hands in warm water or whatever it is you girls do."

"It was good to have them over tonight."

"Why did they have to come over again?"

"Elliot needed to talk about her latest break down, the babysitter was still working, so Turk could leave Izzy with her until Carla got off work."

"What was Barbie's breakdown about?"

"She saw Sean at the grocery store and he had a new girlfriend and Elliot is single right now. And then she saw Keith from a distance and he was flirting with some girl, and somewhere in between the two, she saw Paul at the hospital, right after she got throw up and blood all over her scrubs."

"Paul still works at the hospital?"

"Yeah. He's on a different floor though, so that's why we never see him. And even though Carla is his boss and talks to him occasionally, she never mentions him because Elliot would freak out."

"Ah."

"Wait, why do you care?"

"I don't…I'm just trying to get information to torture Barbie with tomorrow as payback for tonight."

"Perry, don't. They just started believing that you're not always a jerk to everyone. Don't ruin that now."

"Oh, I'll be ruining it at seven in the morning, when I get up and practice drumming on my pots in the kitchen."

"…what?"

"When Jack is here, he likes to drum on the kitchen pots and pans. I assist him, and could use some practice before he replaces me."

"And you call me weird?"

"Newbie, you and your friends played a drinking game called "Find the Saltine: Alcohol style."

"That's a very hard game when you're drunk."

"I'm sure it is."

"Thanks for letting my friends come over tonight."

"This won't be repeated. You've lost your friend privileges. And it's not like they're going to want to come over after my practice session in the morning."

"We'll see about that. Good night Perry."

"No we won't see about that. It's already been decided. Good night Newbie."

7 AM

BAM! BAM! BAM!!

"PERRY!"

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