Author's Note: Sorry for the AWOL-ness for a while. I'm about to go more AWOL because I'm moving back into my dorm on Saturday, and begin my senior year on Monday. BUT never fear, I will still be writing these conversations and I will be updating My 50 Things. Just the updates may be slow. Then again, I don't really know...I have no idea how demanding all my classes will be.

Don't own them.

"Newbie. You're home late."

"Heys Perry."

"Are you drunk?"

"Mes and Turk went and were bartenders tonight at the drinking place. There was lots of alcohol."

"Well, obviously there is a lot of alcohol Princess. How much did you drink?"

"Enough. Bar tending led to drinking. Drinking led to drunk…ing. Drunking turned to me! Ta-da!"

"How did you get here?"

"Carla came and got us because she home wanted Turk."

"…wanted Turk home?"

"Yup! Turk wanted to come up to the apartment and hang out more, but Carla wouldn't let him."

"Good."

"Don't be like that! You know you like Turk!"

"No. No, I don't."

"But he's my best friiiiiiiiiiiend! You have to like him!"

"You don't like my best friend."

"Yes I do!"

"You like Jordan?"

"Jordan? Wait…aren't I your best friend? The closest friend you have since Ben died?"

"No, Newbie."

"Oh. Can we get spinny chairs?"

"What?"

"The chairs that you can spin in. They're drunk when fun."

"Until you throw up."

"I don't throw up when I'm drinking."

"Spin in a chair enough and you will."

"But they're funnnnnnn. Let's go get one now."

"Newbie, sit. And keep your hands at your sides. No getting handsy!"

"I can't help it!"

"Do I need to tie your hands up?"

"Oooh, kinky Perry…I didn't know you were like that."

"Newbie."

"I danced on a bar tonight."

"What?"

"I was told I was given free shots if I danced on the bar with some girls. So I did. And then I got free shots."

"How much did you have?"

"A lot. Not all Appletinis either! I drank some scotch even….aren't you proud of me?"

"Sure, Newbie."

"Can we play a game?"

"The quiet game?"

"No! Why would we play that?"

"So you'll be quiet and fall asleep and I can be left alone."

"Silly Perry…I know you love me being around talking."

"Something like that Newbie."

"I knew it! I knew it! I knew….it…."

"Newbie?"

"…"

"Newbie? Did the alcohol make you pass out finally? Or are you trying to be like Rowdy and you're going to try to scare me when I get closer?"

"…"

"Wow, what I said actually made sense. Newbie, I've been spending too much time with you."

"…"

"Okay. Let's get you to bed. Good night Newbie."

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