Author's note: Ok wow...I just realized tonight that I never replied to any reviews from the last chapter. I am so sorry...I really did read them and appreciate all of them.
On another note, hey looks who's back and kickin'! I thought I made you guys wait long enough for this conversation so here you go! Inspired by a real life conversation between my best friend and me...I'm the JD in the conversation we had, btw.
Don't own them.
"Ow."
"Newbie…what happened to you?"
"I may have gotten a little overly tanned today."
"Newbie, you look like a lobster. What did you do, go swimming for a few hours with no sunscreen on?"
"Well…"
"JD! Do you realize how stupid that is?"
"I didn't think I would get sunburned!"
"Yes, because you're so tan already…"
"Hey, I don't appreciate the sarcasm there."
"This is the same thing that happened a few weeks ago after you and Gandhi took that little roadtrip in his car with the top down. Didn't you learn then?"
"I thought it would have prepped me for this. I didn't think it would be that bad!"
"No, you didn't think at all. Of all the stupid things you do…for God's sake, Newbie, you're a doctor! You should know better than this—you've seen skin cancer, you know what causes it!"
"I know, I—"
"And you know that people who don't wear sunscreen are more at risk and just because none of the cool kids wear sunscreen doesn't mean you don't either! Find another way into the popular group! Some of us want you to not get skin cancer, you know."
"Perry—"
"Where was Carla? Doesn't she usually make sure you kids are dressed properly?"
"She was working. Perry, I know it was a mistake and I'll eventually learn from all the times I've done this, but can we please save the lecture until after my burn goes away? It really hurts."
"Ok. But I will be finishing this lecture. And it will be longer since I'll have more time to think of things to say."
"Fine, whatever. Can you just grab the aloe for me?"
"Sure. You want some help?"
"That'd probably be good, thanks."
"You're welcome. Just no swimming for a year. I won't be seen with a lobster in public."
"Fine…it's getting too cold to swim anyways."
"Alright. Now that we understand that point, let me go grab the aloe."
"Thanks. Hey, Perry?"
"No Newbie, I will not give you a full body massage while I help you apply the aloe?"
"That's not it. How am I going to sleep tonight?"
"There's your punishment. You should have thought of that before you decided that sunscreen was for losers."
"But Perry…!"
"We'll figure something out."
Hope you guys liked it! And sorry for not responding last time...I appreciate everyone reading, I really do.