Title: Ch3rryAuthor: Kairika
Beta: no tears left to cry
Note: Non-Massacre
Characters/Pairing: Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Itachi
Type: Complete
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto-san
"Oh, good! Sakura-san is up! Why don't we just ask her what happened?" Mikoto asked Ita-kun and Sasuke.
"Yes Sakura…. Would you care to explain why you are wearing my brother's clothes?!?!?" Sasuke barked at me.
WTF?!?
But he was right. I looked down and I was dressed in an overly large Uchiha T-shirt.
…but that means….
"WEASEL-CHAN!!!!!" I turn to Sasuke "PLEASE tell me he didn't"
"He did"
"ITACH!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILLL YOU!!!!!"
"Why, Love?" Itachi asked me very calmly.
"I know what you did…and you will pay dearly for what pain you have caused me….TICKLE TIME FOR WEASEL-CHAN!!!!!"
My most deadly attack…..embarrassment.
So I start tickling everywhere and pushing little bits of chakra into him making him relax and laugh harder.
"Ha! Found it!!!"
"Found what?" Mikoto asked.
"MY POCKY!!!! Itachi stole it! That little weasel!" I yelled and Itachi blushed.
-knock-knock-knock-
"SAKURA-CHAN!!!!DID YOU GET SASUK- why the hell are you wearing Older Teme's shirt?" Naruto yelled/asked me with a confused look on his face.
"Beats me" I told him. "I woke up and was wearing it"
"Oh my Kami…..Older Teme raped Sakura-chan…I-I knew this would happen….Damn Uchiha men…all attracted to my Sakura-chan…" He muttered.
"NARUTO!!! Itachi-kun did not rape me!!!"
"Yes…" Itachi defended "She wanted it to happen."
At this Sasuke paled quite a bit. His face had the look of shock and the whole "scared-for-life" twitching going on.
"Now we'll NEVER be able to keep Sakura-chan a virgin!"
"WHAT?!?!?" I yelled "Naruto it is of no concern to you or anyone else, besides Ita-kun, who I "have fun" with."
"ITA-KUN?!?!? DAMN IT!!! Why couldn't I have come sooner?" said Naruto.
"Naruto-kun, If you would just take a moment to rationalize this I'm sure you can see how happy I make Sakura. I'm sure you wouldn't want to make your almost-sister upset with you, would you?" Itachi asked him.
"Well, no, but-"
"Why don't you stay for dinner. I'm introducing Sakura to my Father and you may to it that I will be a perfect gentleman, that is if the lovely Sakura approves of this, no?"
"Fine…" I grumbled "but only if I can use your computer really fast. I need to go shopping with Ino-pig for tonight."
"But of course, Cherry" Itachi told me and led me into his room.
Name:
Ch3rry
Password:
********
Online:
Shy-ness
Ohemgee123
Dogs-r Awesome
Ch3rry: Hey pig u there???
Ohemgee123: Watcha want 4head?
Ch3rry:Weasel-chan turned out to be Itachi Uchiha and apparently he's "courting" me!!! I'm gonna meet his parents 2nite and need a new outfit
Ohemgee123: kool! Meet me at the mall in 10min! I already got an outfit in mind!
Ch3rry: Naruto's gonna b there 2
Ohemgee123: nevermind! Different outfit in mind!
Ch3rry: kk bye!
Ohemgee123:BYE!!!!!
"Ita-kun!!! I got to go!!! Meeting Pig at the mall in 5min!!! See you tonight!!"
So I kissed him on the cheek and left.
At the mall
"Ok so I was thinking this…." Ino-pig said and held up a black dress with pink cherry blossoms on it that went down to my mid-thigh and some black strapped heels.
"…or this" Now she held up a gold colored short sleeved low cut shirt with a black mini-skirt and gold flats.
"I like the gold one." I said
"Good. That one was my favorite too! Ah. I'm rubbing off on you!"
"Oh no…"
So we went to the piggy's house for me to change and then I started over to the famous Uchiha compound.
Uchiha compound
-SLAM!-
"Ah good! Fugaku! Your home honey!" Mikoto said.
"Obviously"
"You're just in time dear! Itachi is bringing his new girlfriend home for dinner!!!"
"oh really? And just who has captured my prized son's heart?"
"Sakura Haruno, Tou-san, the slug sannin's apprentice, who is rumored to be better than her." Itachi stated coldly.
"Ah that's my boy! Always getting the finest catch!"
"She is also Otouto's teammate." Itachi added. "and go die if you don't like that"
"I'm HERE!!!" I yelled, "Ita-kun?!?!?"
"In here Cherry, I would like to formally introduce you to my Tou-san, Fugaku Uchiha."
In return, I bowed very deeply and said "Arigato for having me for dinner Uchiha-domo" and I might've, ok I did, flick him off when we sat down. But just quietly and very fast. Its not my fault! Sasuke kept ranting to Naruto and myself during practice how mean his dad is and how he doesn't get any recognition.
Unfortunately, Sasuke and Naruto saw it and Naruto got a case of the giggles while Sasuke just smirked. Widely.
"Oh…Sakura… may I have a word with you?" Fugaku asked me.
"Sure" I smiled and got up to follow him to the study.
"Did you know your Itachi's 1st girlfriend?"
"No, sir, I didn't"
"I intend for you to marry him. If that is not your wish I suggest you leave right now."
I stayed.
"Good. Now prove it. Go out there and show him, your teammates, and myself how much you supposedly love him."
"ITACHI-KUN!!!!"
"Yes, love?"
I grabbed him by his shirt collar and pressed my lips to him. His mouth immediately opened and twirled my tongue with his. We explored each others mouths in a way that I can only describe as devouring each others taste, since this was the first time we've kissed each other. I could even taste the dango he was eating only minutes ago. In short, it was the most amazing thing in my life.
Nothing could ruin this moment.
Not even the "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO SAKURA-CHAN!!!" in the background.