DISCLAIMER! I don't own Gilmore Girls! or really anything for that matter.

Summary! Okay so I am not Jess, but for the sake of things, lets just pretend that I am. This is an autobiography of Jess Mariano but under the penname Jesse M. Logan.

Part two
Chapter Three
"Welcome to Star's Hellhole"

I know you're probably dying for information on Leigh so, those of you who are: BE PATIENT, I'll get there. Let's rewind a bit, cause she's not where this starts. This starts on a bus.

I sat in the very back, reading. I was just getting immersed in David Copperfield when I heard the driver announce that we were coming up on Star's Hollow, Connecticut. I closed the book and shoved it in my bag as I looked out the window. It was worse than I had imagined.

There were picket fences, streetlights with red bows, people in matching jogging suits, little kids skipping around, I even saw this freaky looking balding guy wearing a cardigan. Then I saw the sign: Welcome to Star's Hollow. 'Star's Hollow?'I thought 'more like Star's Hellhole!' I stepped off the bus and a guy in a backwards baseball cap and flannel approached me. I figured that he was my so-called Uncle Luke.

"Jess." he said.

"Luke." I replied. 'Great, I'm livin' with a wannabe lumberjack.' I thought.

He showed me his diner, the apartment where we would be living which was above said diner, and told me that he had frosted flakes.

"Wow, that's grrrrreat." I said. I walked over to my temporary air bed and Luke commented that I didn't have much with me. I told him that Lizzie would be sending the rest later. I dumped my stuff on the small bed as Luke told me that he was closing at ten.

"See ya at ten." I said as I grabbed my book and walked toward the door. Luke mentioned that I needed keys.

"No I don't." I replied as I walked out the door.

I walked around town for awhile and while doing so, I found that it had twelve stores dedicated entirely to peddling porceline unicorns. I also found an bridge going across a lake. I could tell by the look of it that people rarely came there. The fact that it was quiet and peaceful was a plus. I sat in the middle and read for a few hours. I finally decided to head back to the diner because I had finished my book and therefore had nothing better to do.

When I got back to the diner, my uncle introduced me to a friend of his. We'll call her Lauren. She said hi and babbled on for a minute. I just nodded at her and went upstairs. I sat down on my bed and pulled out another book. I sat there reading wondering if I would get along with Lauren's daughter. I doubted it then, I didn't get along with anyone. Boy was I in for a shock.

That night Luke came upstairs and told me that Lauren had invited us to her house for dinner. He told me a little about Lauren's daughter, Leigh. A few minutes later the phone rang, Lizzie decided to wonder if I had gotten there okay about thirteen hours after I had arrived. I refused to talk to her; the woman had dumped me on a relative that I had no recollection of ever meeting because she was tired of me. I think I had a right to be mad.

Anyway...the following evening Luke and I went over to Lauren's house. She came to the door and let us inside. I had no idea that when I stepped into that house that night, my life would change forever.

SPECIAL AN!

THE LINK TO 6.17 & 18 IS IN MY BIO! US LITS MIGHT GET OUR HAPPILY EVER AFTER! I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE!

sorry it took so long actually i'm on ch 4 i just have a bad case of writers block! please review! i'll update asap!

ps i'm changing my penname so make a note of it!