Chapter 1
It was a typical morning in the Akatsuki hideout. Yuki and Hidan were doing their morning ritual. Kisame was making breakfast, which was one of the things he was good at. Most of the others were around the table.
"Breakfast is served" said Kisame, sticking some pancakes on the table. Everyone around the table dug in.
"Why don't you two eat?" Deidara asked, poking Hidan.
"Fuck off, im doing a ritual" Hidan replied.
"Well, I finished mine, why are you taking so long?" Yuki said, leaning over and grabbing a pancake.
"Where's Reina?"
"Good question." replied Itachi.
"Ill send a bug to-"
"No need" interrupted Keria.
"She went out to the beach. She goes there almost every morning. So, who's going to get her before she starves to death?"
"Don't look at me! I'm not going" said Kakuzu, when he realised everyone was staring intently at him.
"I went last time!"
"I'll go, after all, haven't been to the beach in a while" Kisame said, and before anyone could reply, he had jumped through the window.
"It's called a door!" Kakuzu shouted after him.
Chapter 2
A few moments after Kisame left, Pein and Konan walked into the room.
"Where's Kisame?" Pein asked, after noticing that he wasn't around the table.
"He went to the beach, to get Reina." Itachi said. Then, all of a sudden, Tobi jumped up, grabbing a pancake.
"Kisame made pancakes! Tobi likes pancakes! Does Konan want a pancake?" he shouted.
"Err… no thanks Tobi" Konan said, looking at the pancake he was holding out. It had a bite taken out of it.
"Well, what are we doing today, leader-sama?" asked Deidara.
"Well, you and Tobi are-"
"YAY!"
"-going shopping for weapons. Try and find somewhere that we aren't banned-for-life from."
"Okay, leader-sama, un."
"and… everyone else can have the day off. Make that week, there probably won't be much at all that need doing this week."
And with that, Pein and Konan left the room.
Okay, I put chapters 1 and 2 together, after I realised how short they were... Ill probably be doing this for a while. I will probably have the next 2 chapters up soon... DONT expect anything too long, these chapters are REALLY short. I have written down all the way to chapter 9, but typing takes longer. Sorry!