At the Palace…

Jasmine is sitting on a beautiful white fountain, crying for she has lost something.

What's wrong with me? I…feel like I'm missing something. Something very dear to m, but I…I can't remember what. Are these…tears? But for who and why am I crying for…I can't cry…I'm not meant to cry. Why though? I have to get out of here and find, I…can't remember, who am I looking for, why…Why can't I remember? What's this? A ring of a raven with rubies around it. What…what its…changing colors but why? It's an…a…Forget-me-not blue. But why can't I remember…what's my real name? Jasmines what I'm going by but that just doesn't seem right.

"Jasmine, dearest, what's wrong?" asks the Sultan who placed a comforting hand on his daughter.

"Jafar…has done something…terrible." Crocked Jasmine.

"Now dearest, we'll set it right, tell me everything."

Aladdin wakes up slowly rubbing his head.

" My head. We're trapped! Why that two face son of a jackal." He said shaking his wrists while Abu mimicked him.

"Well whoever he was he's long gone with that lamp." Said Aladdin looking down.

"Not ah! " Says Abu and pulls the lamp out of his vest pocket.

"Why you hairy little thief." Said Aladdin while taking the lamp from Abu and looking at it.

"Hey I think there's something written here," he said while trying to rub the dust off, "but its…hard to make out." And with that the lamp semi exploded in Aladdin's hands. A colorful cloud comes out, turns blue and starts to yell.

"WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck." Said a blue giant that had a transparent tail in the place of two legs.

"Hang on a minute." Says the giant and takes Aladdin by the back of his neck and puts him on a rock that acted like a coat rack.

(Turns head all the way around.) "Whoa, hello ladies and gentlemen. It's great to be back. Hi there, where you from? What's your name?" And hold the mike out to Aladdin.

"Uh…Bea…Al…Aladdin."

"Aladdin! Can we call you Al or maybe just Den or maybe laddy? Sounds like here boy here." Says the giant and all of a sudden has a Scottish scarf around his neck and is calling an imaginary dog that in a moment the owner disappears and the blue dog comes. And then they both vanish in a puff of blue smoke.

"Ha ha ha ha ha."

"Wow." Says Aladdin touching the top of his head. "I must have hit my head harder then I thought."

"Do you smoke," asked the giant and smokes rises from the magic that he was doing.

"Mind if I do? Ha ha ha ha ha." Then notices Carpet.

"Rug man. Haven't seen you in a few millenniums." Says the giant and they do a little secret handshake.

"Give me some tassel, ya ya. You seem a lot smaller then my last master." Says the giant turning his attention back to Aladdin.

"Either that or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?"

"Wait a minute…I'm your master?" exclaimed Aladdin.

"Yes he can be taught." Said the giant who touched Aladdin's head and a gradation hat diploma appeared.

" What do you wish of me? The ever impressive?" And turns into a muscle building guy.

"The world contents?" he says as he is in a small little box trying to get out desperately. Then goes to the middle of the cavern and turns and his arms wraps around him while other blue people appear.

"But never duplicated. (Repeats)

" Genie of the lamp." He says and twists his head while saying and Aladdin and Abu do to.

"He then turns into a little guy. Thank you thank you, right here from the lamp. Wish fulfillment."

"Whoa, whoa, wish fulfillment, like for more wishes?" asked Aladdin.

"Three wishes to be exact." Said Genie holding up three figures. "Exact. That's it. Un dos tre, no substation, exchanges or refunds."

"" Now I know I must be dreaming."

"MASTER! I don't think you know what you got so sit back and let me eliminate the possibilities." Said Genie rising in the air turning white and turning.

"Well, Ali baba had them 40 thieves." Sings Genie as he holds up his hands like he has cards in them.

"And Scheherazade had a thousand tales." The thieves start to circle around Aladdin who is sitting helplessly on a rock while the thieves have their swords out and are pointing at him.

" Well master you're in luck cause up your sleeves you got a magic that never fails…" And Genies head comes out of Aladdin's vest and then his big strong blue arms are in place of where Aladdin's should be and start to punch out all the thieves.

"You got power in your corner now… You got some ammunition in your tank." Says Genie and is first massaging Aladdin's back wearing a gray sweatshirt and getting him ready to fight. Then he turns into a red firework and lights himself.

" Some heavy ammunition in your tank." He explodes and barely misses Abu and Aladdin's head.

"You got some poof, pizzazz, yahoo and how…" He turns blue again and is in his lamp coming out of it because he made Aladdin rub the lamp. "See all you got to do is rub that lamp (Genie comes out in a colorful smoke) and I'll say…"

"Mr. Aladdin sir, what be your pleasure be? Let me take your order jot it down." And with that he turns into a French waiter, and has a pencil and pad and at jot it down magic comes from the tip of the pencil and pretends to write it down.

"You ain't never had a friend like me." Sings Genie and laughs nudging carpet then gets up in Aladdin's face.

" Life is a restaurant," with his hands he makes a dish with a silver top on it to keep whatever was inside warm and Aladdin opens it, "and I'm your maitre d" And turns into a chicken but with his head still singing to a shocked Aladdin.

" Come on whisper what it is you want." As Genie's ear gets bigger. "You ain't never had a friend like me." 4 Genies appear and all go around Aladdin who is now sitting in a barber's chair. All of them are attending to a different part.

"Yes sir," One attending to his hair, toenails, figures, and shaving. "We pride our selves on serves. You the boss," A chair appears, "The king," Abu and Carpet are fanning Aladdin. "The Shah." All the treasures that were there before come back behind the chair.

"Say what you wish." Food appears. "It's yours true dish," And Genie takes Aladdin's hat, looks in it and then shakes out whatever he thinks in it which turns out to be a billion chips burying everyone. " How about a little more baklava?"

"Have some of column A." Aladdin's is standing barely on top of a pillar with food on it. Then falls. "Try all of column B." A stack of food comes out and catches Aladdin. It's made entirely of food.

"I'm in the mood to help you dude," Sings Genie and catches Aladdin before he hits the ground on a red pillow. Then opens his mouth and his tongue came out in the shape of stairs. Then a blue person in a white tux comes out and down the stairs. "You ain't never had a friend like me!" Then he summersaults into the air and lands in the splits. Hands come from know where, they have faces drawn on them, and then to Aladdin's amazement they come to life.

(Wa, wa, wa) My, my. (Wa, wa, wa) On no!" and puts his hands in the air then starts to walk with the hands. (Wa, wa, wa) My, my, my." Then the hands come together and smash Genie while he's going wild.

" Can your friends do this?" Genie says while he pulls his own head off and 3 more heads appear and starts to juggle them.

"Can your friends do that?" Asks Genie and then toss all the heads one by one to Aladdin who is now juggling them and spinning one of them on his figure like a basketball.

"Can your friends pull this?" Questions Genie and with that he reaches into a hole he made by cupping his hand to his arm and then pulls his own tall out and starts to spin except for the one hand acting like a hat.

"Out their little hats." And he turns into a while bunny for only two seconds and then turns into a purple dragon.

"Can your friends go WHOO"? He says the last word while breathing fire. "Hey looky here." He says as the flames he blow turns into 3 girls with long black ponytails. They all start to go up to Aladdin and dance with him.

"Can your friends go abra cadabra"? He sings while dancing in the spot light and then puts his hands to his face and "Let her rip" (You can guess what he does) "and then make the sucker" The girls leave in a poof one by one "Disappear?"

"So don't get all slack jawed" Opens mouth and is very small on Aladdin's hand. "Buggy-eyed," Eyes pop out. Then crawls across his two out stretched hands and is kneeling and dives " I'm here to answer all your midnight prayers."

"You got a bona fide certified (Dumps Aladdin in pool) you got a Genie for your charged affairs." And wraps Aladdin up into the bona fide certificate and then unwraps him with a whip.

"I got a powerful urge to help you out." Then he puts his hand to his ear and whispers to Aladdin. "So what you wish I really wanna know."

"You got a list that's 3 miles longs no doubt" And pulls a list out of his ear and pretends to clean him. "And all you got to do is rub like so, oh" And he whips the ground and all around Aladdin guards appear and are dancing and Aladdin has 8 arms, 3 of which are dancing. Then 3 girls come out from behind him.

"Mr. Aladdin sir, have a wish or two or three," and Aladdin leans in to give one of the girls a kiss.

"I'm on the job." Aladdin kisses Genie and opens his eyes, which are very wide. "You big nabob." Genie says and bats long eyelashes.

"You ain't never," Genie does come magic and yellow elephants appear dancing. "Never had a friend."

"You ain't," Aladdin points where the magic goes. "Never had a friend," Camels appear dancing and gold is all around them. "Never had a friend."

"You ain't never," Guards appear. "Had a" Rubies and the girls dancing on it with boats. "Friend"

"Like ME!" Agra bar appears in a flash and everyone's dancing. The elephants throw Aladdin up in the air with a blanket and then he comes down. Genie is now dancing his heart out. Abu is going mad and gathering up all the gold into his little hat and in a tornado all the stuff disappears.

"You ain't never had a friend like me!" Says Genie and then is on the cave floor and has an applauses sign over him going beep, beep, beep. Carpet is applauding and Abu shakes his hat upside down looking for gold and when there is none makes a pouting face, puts his hat back on and cross his little arms.

"Wait, you're going grant me any three wishes I want. Right?" Asked Aladdin thinking of more then a billion wishes he could want. Like for Beast Boy he would wish for three things. Raven to actually like him a little, have his mom and dad come back alive, and most importantly have Slade killed because he hurt Raven so much.

"Ah, almost. There are a few provinces, a couple of quick pro quos." Said Genie counting on now 12 fingers per hand.

"Like…" Asked Beast Boy hoping it wasn't what he might think it was.

"Um… Rule number one. I can't kill anyone." He said while he slide his finger across his neck and it came off into his hand but he was surprisingly still talking. "So don't ask."

DARN IT! There goes one of my three wishes. Oh well we can take Slade by ourselves. At least my parents and me will see each other again.

"Rule number two. I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else." Said Genie whose head was back on his shoulders. Then he turned into lips and hugs Aladdin first pinching his check then he kisses him saying… " Why you little punim there."

SHOOT! There goes my second wish. Though I don't think I would want Raven to love me because a wish made her. I want her to want to like me on her own free will. Oh well, at least I've got one wish left.

" Rule number three." Said Genie as he went back on his back straight as a board and rising up while saying… "I can't bring anyone back from the dead." As he said that like I said he rose up and he turned green with gooey green stuff dripping of his arms and legs and I guess anywhere else. He picked up one of the strands and showed it to Aladdin while Aladdin covered his mouth to prevent throwing up.

" It's not a pretty picture. I Don't Like Doing IT! Other then that, you got it." Said Genie who went from being green to blue like he always was and put his hands out in front of him like riding a book and hiding his face behind them in a low bow.

"Hmm…" Said Aladdin stroking his chin in thought and Abu on his shoulder. They were both thinking the same thing. Aladdin looked to Abu to see if he really should. Abu gave him the thumbs up sign and so Aladdin with a sly look on his face asked Genie a question.

"Oh…(Yea says Abu.) Provisos? Like limitations. On wishes? Some all-powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead." While Aladdin was saying Genie looked over his hands glaring at Aladdin almost as bad as Raven could do. I don't know Abu. Looks like we're going to have to find our own way out." Said Aladdin hoping that this challenging Genie would trigger the right amount of emotion so he would get them out without having to…

Well Genie had had it! He put his foot down right there and then. Literally. "Excuse me." He said in a punkish voice. " Are you looking at me? Did you rib my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And now you're walking out on me? I Don't Think So, Not Right Now!" He said his face turning red. " YOU'RE GETTING YOUR THREE WISHES BOY SO SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said Genie how at the last raised his index finger. Aladdin being scared because he never saw a Genie mad before, or for that much a Genie did as he was told and sat down on Carpet.

" In case of emergency the exits are here, here, here, here, here, anywhere, keep your arms and hands inside the carpet. We're Out of HERE!" Said Genie as he pulled up on carpet who started to fly up with rocket busters and penetrated the sand and they we're truly gone.

Ya uh sorry for not updating but no one has told me to so...