Doo da didi didi dum didi doo!

It's a song. You won't know it unless you are over thirty years old. :/ 'Cept I know it. Does that make me a secret granny?

WELL HELLO IS THAT TIME AGAIN.

THANK YOU PEOPLE THAT GAVE ME PICTURES. Fricken awesome. Ilu guys for being so dedicated. (IT WAS BLACKMAIL AND YOU FELL FOR IT KOLKOLKOL.)

Short and sweet this time, guys (the A/N, that is. THSEE FICS ARE GETTING LONGER AND LONGER AND I DO NOT KNOW WHY. :/) I don't think you realise that every time I upload, it is extremely early in the morning in my country. And so, mother tells me off. That betch.

I WOULD LOVE TO BECOME ONE WITH WALES. (Y)

LIKE IT OR DIEEEEEEEEE- *shot*

(Sorry for the lack of SUFIN in this one, BTW. I needed to write something random after that depressing last chapter. 8D)

World conference.

The two hated those.

Sitting side-by-side, they watched as other countries bickered, argued, and then fought over absolute nonsense. Whilst Tino loved to sometimes engage in such conflict, it was Su-san who talked the most out of the two at such events. After all, he liked arguing. However, there was not exactly a lot to argue about. The meetings got side tracked very easily.

He preferred the arguing sometimes, however.

For it was a horrible thing to watch, when the countries got along.

It would start of normally. Introduction, politics, whatever. Maybe someone would start a war, or claim that someone had invaded their territory, or boast about their economy. Then, a young man would stand up, by himself. 'Korea', Fin was sure he was called, and he would begin to start groping the small island of Japan's chest quite mercilessly. China would try to pull him off, but then he would get groped too. And Hong Kong would sit in the back ground, blushing, getting infuriated that he was getting shown up. And then Korea would get him as well. And all three would get worked up and red faced and Korea would shout something loudly and continue.

And opposite them, Belarus would be flirting with Russia; with little success. It did not help that she had a knife sticking out of her sleeve. The man looked like he was going to run away at any second. And, next to her, Lithuania would be trying to get her attention in all sorts of ways, like staring for ages on end and asking her how her day was. Yet again, there was little success. And next to him, Poland would be pouting and pulling his hair and whining for attention. With even less success than the other two.

Further down, England was sitting with America. It was like a game of tennis; when one looked at the other, the other would look back, and the first one would turn away, blushing. America would then punch England on the arm lightly, exclaiming, 'What are you looking like that for?' and England would scowl and mumble something, but would continue to blush. And then, quite sneakily, America would put his arm around England's shoulder and murmur something quietly in his ear. And the older man would nearly squeak in surprise. Tino could only guess what they were saying.

Italy would be on Germanys lap, for reasons no-one understood. The Latin man would play with his hair and say he was cute, and the usually grumpy German would turn away in embarrassment, even if no-one was watching. And then, Italy would kiss him on the cheek and hug him sporadically, and the man would tell him not to do things like that in public. Italy would continue on anyway. Everyone knew they slept together in the same bed, with Italy naked, anyway.

And to their side, Spain would be showing off in front of the other Italy, the more serious one, by asking France to have a 'who's more manly' competition. Things would get serious, however, when France took off ALL off his clothes and started to molest Spain, who would run away and grab the serious Italy whilst he was at it. Strangely, the two would end up looking deeply into each others eyes at the end of the room.

And then France would molest Japan with Korea, who was doing a lot of work in the corner. And then he would jump on England and try to get him to get naked, but America, looking quite jealous, would throw France off. And then the man would strip Estonia. And Latvia. For fun. Because they were easy targets. And then he would reach Greece, who would take off all his clothes if France would give him his cat back. So France and Greece would be naked together.

And Austria would see. And he would blush, and then Prussia would loop an arm around his waist, point to the two naked men and laugh, claiming that they were not real men at all, by the looks of it. And Austria would scowl and try to remove the arm, but Prussia kept it there and continued to laugh. And then France would remove all of Prussia's clothes. And Austria would be used as a shield to hide his nakedness.

And Switzerland would see France trying to get in his 'personal bubble', and he would get out a gun and aim it at everyone, but no-one would notice. Except Denmark, who would think about getting out his axe, but would decide against it. Under his arms, he had Norway and Iceland, who were both looking as hot and as bothered as each other, and Iceland wondered why he had a collar on. When he traced the origin of the chain coming off of the collar, he found out that the person holding the other end of it was Russia. The man waved cheerfully. Iceland shivered.

Hungary was taping the whole thing, of course.

And the door would creek open slightly…

And Sea-land would look in. And then he would shut the door immediately after seeing what was happening.

Maybe being a nation would be a bad thing after all.

And watching all of this continuously, would be himself and Sweden, looking rather embarrassed. The meeting would be a shambles at that point, countries just doing whatever they liked. Tino looked up at Su-san, in the middle of the ruckus, and noticed the man was staring at his shoes.

"Its bad, right Su-san? No self control…" The boy pouted. The man nodded in a slow 'yes' and kept his eyes on the floor.

The sight of all these countries making out/ getting naked/ expressing love for each other was a weird thing. Su-san always thought love should not be expressed too much in public, for it looked untactful, but surely, the other countries thought different. Or maybe… he was too uptight?

Either way, he thought that since everyone else was doing it….

"Mayb'… we shoul' join in…" He mumbled, as Spain and Italy began rolling around on the floor, doing 'unspeakable things' to each other. Finland was gasping like a fish.

"W-what, you want to do something? Now? W-what do you mean?" Finland was lost. Su-san had a huge blush on his face, and was shaking slightly. Everywhere around them, people were making out and flirting and raping each other…

Suddenly, the man began to kiss him lightly, and whilst the boy didn't protest, he was shocked. It was when they broke apart did Finland fully take in what just happened.

"I-I-it's a conference, Su-san!!" He stammered, feeling the heat at his face. "We can't!"

Su-san tilted his head.

"No-one wa' watchin'."

Finland looked around. Sure enough, there was so much noise and things going on, everyone was busy doing things with other countries, and did not notice them. Finland turned back to his 'husband' (he was not a wife, though!) and marveled at the cuteness of his expression.

"F-Fine, Su-san!" He punched the air defiantly. "We can show public affection, too!"

Su-san was taken aback when Finland suddenly jumped him, and pressed himself up against the older man until his back was touching the wall. Sweden smiled, and they kissed again, harder this time, so hard in fact Finlands nails were burying into his partners skin and Su-sans arms were constricting the shorter ones breathing.

They broke apart, for a second, and then roles reversed, and now Finland was up against the wall, and he made a noise of approval as a tongue wormed its way around his, and he tasted Su-san, which always tasted nice. Even I that standing position, their legs became entangled, and their breath became shorter and heavier every time they broke apart.

Then Su-san started nipping the underside of his jaw, and Finland was trying not to moan at all. Those teeth were so sharp against his skin, they left him breathless, and he found himself grabbing Sweden's hair in his excitement and clenching every muscle in his body to fight self control.

And then he noticed.

The whole room had gone quiet.

Every eye in the room was on them. Every single one. Some people looked shocked at the fact that it was SWEDEN and FINLAND making out, others excited, others neutral.

"Tout le monde!" France shouted at the top of his lungs. "Sweden and Finland are the last ones to make out in this room! We are now all guilty!"

The two gasped, composed themselves, but remained breathless. What a horrible title, considering that they were the few people that were actually TOGETHER. Still, everyone was looking at them. And then, one person laughed, and another. And another. Until everyone cheered and every nation was on their feet, kissing their lovers, in America's case, picking up England and running around with him, in Korea's case, doing the exact same thing with Japan, and France began to strip people in happiness.

Italy kissed Germany, Germany kissed back. Belarus tackled Russia, and in turn was tackled by Lithuania, and those two ended up on the floor together, smiling sheepishly but not moving. And Poland was alone. Until Switzerland was so panicked by people invading his space that he fell on top of Poland. And they nearly hit Austria and Prussia, who were either hugging or trying to hide Prussia's nakedness, which Austria did not seem to mind. And at that point, China was in just his boxers, for some reason, and so was Hong Kong. And beside them, Greece was on the floor, asleep, but still naked.

And they all heard the door slam open loudly above the ruckus, and suddenly, everyone stopped and stared.

Sea-land was naked at the door, with his hat covering himself, with a confident expression on his face.

"I am ready to become a nation, desu-yo!"

The whole room had gone quiet again.

And then Frances face lit up unexpectedly.

…

Sea-land was not seen for the rest of the conference.

OK. WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS. I am SORRY, I HAD to write this. It was annoying me. XD I liked the idea of all the nations except Sweden and Finland getting fruity with each other.

"F-Fine, Su-san!" He punched the air defiantly. "We can show public affection, too!"

If Finland got any nerdier, I would have to kill him. Trufax.

BTW, Iceland has bondage. The reason for that is because Iceland was suffering economic problems and so was relying on Russia. Its in the manga. Russia does not want him to get away. 8D

Anyhow, got to run, as I said. I have been Pming a lot of people lately for no apparent reason. Actually, its because I like answering reviews. 8D Its ok, you can talk to the author~ She doesn't bite~ BUT SHE DOES PRATTLE ON ABOUT YAOI A LOT. 8/

Uwwahaha, I hope you liked it! FORGIVE MEEEEEE!

Love you guys,

HHF~x

(PS: GOD SEA-LAND, GTFO, NO-ONE WANTS YOU. EXCEPT FRANCE. HE WANTS YOU A LOT.)

(PPS: I LEFT OUT CANADA ON PURPOSE…. WAIT, WHO IS HE AGAIN? *shot*))