Switched
Chapter 7
Author's Note: Sorry for the mega long update! I will update my other stories but I had tonsillitis (which I suffered for a week and still had to go to school!), my exams started this week but I have sat maths and english and only have human biology and computing to go (dances!).
Anyway, here's chapter 7!
Beauty hurts…
Trish sighed happily as she felt the arms wrapped round her waist pull her closer to her sleeping partner. Randy grinned in his sleep as he felt someone's head rest delicately on his chest. Despite the uncomfortable bed and Trish Stratus I had a great sleep! Randy happily thought to himself as he stirred slightly his companion was also awakening.
"Good morning." Trish said sleepily.
"Mmmm, morning." Randy said opening his eyes.
He let out a shriek when he realised who was beside him. Eeeeew! He actually cuddled up to Trish Stratus! Unfortunately Randy had got such a fright that Trish had fell onto the floor.
"Congratulations Orton, you just bruised your own ass!" Trish grumbled from the floor.
"You touched me!" Randy hissed repulsed as his delicate hands protected his body.
"You enjoyed it!" Trish replied as she got up then rolled her eyes. "Grow up." She added when she saw what he was doing.
"What time is it?" Trish asked yawning.
"Do I look like a clock?" Randy snapped and then looked at the clock on the bedside table. It read 05.31am.
"Good, we can get ready and head to the arena…"Trish began as she grabbed some clean clothes out of Randy's case.
"What? Now?! Trish you cannot be serious! It isn't even 6am! I'm tired!" Randy whined from the bed.
"Just get ready will you! The quicker we get to the arena, the more time we have to practice our moves." Trish told him emphasising the last part.
"Alright!..." Randy threw his hands up in defeat. "Gimmie 10 minutes and I am not wearing heels!" Randy told her as she marched into the batroom…
Trish sighed as she struggled to get back on her feet. The RKO was hard to perfect and she had almost got it but she lost her footing and elbowed Randy in the nose. She prayed to God that she didn't bruise her face.
"I'm sorry, Randy I keep struggling with the last part." Trish said exasperated that she couldn't nail the finisher.
"Don't worry about it Trish. You're doing great! Think about it, you're the first Diva that I have ever taught and you're a quick learner!". Randy praised her efforts so far and Trish beamed with happiness. Randy grinned enjoying this rare occasion that they were actually getting along.
"Right, let's take it from me coming up behind to counter your attack." Trish said and mentally laughed as her newly acquired 6 foot form stood behind her usual tiny frame.
"I hope you aren't eyeing me up…that would be perveted and wrong." Randy teased casuing her to giggle. Randy turned to face her, raising his brow.
"Sorry…" Trish began then laughed again, this time in a more manly manner.
"That's better." Randy remarked and he regained the position.
"Ready? One…two…" Randy began and Trish was about to charge when "Me and You" blasted from her purse.
"You better get that." Trish said as Randy playfully glared at her and grabbed the cell.
"Maria! It's not even 8am and you're calling me. I'm at the arena. I-I needed to um practice for tonight…really? Do I need to go…fine…1pm, the caftera. Ok bye." Randy flinched when he shut the cell. He couldn't believe what Maria had just told him.
"Randy? Randy what's up?" Trish asked noting the uncertainty in the Legend Killer's voice as he spoke to her best friend.
"Um, I have to go to the beauty parlour with Maria later today." He said in a small voice not looking at her.
Trish stared at him and small smile played across her face. How could I forget? Maria always gets the girls together at least twice a month for nails and waxing!
"It won't be that bad." Trish began and Randy looked up and stared suspiciously at her as a grin was now etched across her face.
"Spill it Stratus! What exactly am I getting done at the beauty salon today?" Randy said his hands rested on his hips as Trish causally leaned against the ropes.
"Nothing much just an eyebrow wax…I got my legs done 2 weeks ago. It will sting but you've fell from 20ft cages. This will be nothing." Trish told him and he relaxed slightly as they retrieved their bags and made their way up the ramp, discussing future training sessions. Trish was only half listening, she left out the small, significant fact that she had told Maria to book an eyebrow wax and a Brazilian!
He may have fallen from cages, been hit with steel chairs but Randy Orton was about to experience one of the most painful beauty treatments faced to women today…
Later that Day
Luckily no-one had discovered Trish and Randy's little training session earlier that morning. John had texted Trish to ask if he was ok. Trish had replied that she had a 'sore head' but was fine. John had also cheekily added if he was wearing pink and Trish had instantly replied 'I have no idea what you are talking about.'
She glanced at her watch as she made her way to the cafeteria. It was half past one. She smirked as she entered and noted how desperate Jillian and Melina were as they cast suggestive looks at 'Randy' as she entered.
"Hey man!" John hollered and Randy nodded as he sat with the guys. Trish was thankful that no-one asked her about pink dresses as she felt bad for embarrassing Randy last night. She just hoped he wouldn't be too pissed off with her, when he came back.
Maria, Ashley, Michelle, Kelly Kelly and Randy sat in the beauty parlour. Randy sat ahlf listening to Maria and Kelly's animated gossip about the 'hoe bags' aka Candice and Layla.
"I know she is like such a skank!" Kelly Kelly said disgustedly referring to Layla as she flipped her blonder hair over her shoulder.
"Um hmm." Randy replied hoping he didn't sound as bored as he felt.
"So I hear you hooked up last night." Maria began, chaning the direction of the gossip to Trish. Randy wasn;'t aware Maira was talking about him until he felt 4 pairs of eyes on him.
"Sorry…what?" Randy asked causing Maria to playfully roll her eyes.
"Stop pretending you don't know what I'm talking about!" Maria gushed and Randy just stared at her.
"Maria. I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. I did not hook up last night." Randy pointed out.
"Oh really? So why was Randy Orton in your room?" Maria hit back and the other women;s eyes widened.
"No!" Michelle gasped a smile appeared acroos her face.
"No freakin' way! Trish you slept with Orton?" Ashley asked in disgust as she thought Trish looked after him cause he was drunk. "No! Even if I did ladies do not kiss and tell!" Randy declared and frowned as the others cracked up.
"Good one Trish! Oh my God girls last night was amazing…Jeff gave me the best oral…" Maira began again, this starting a conversation about their sex lives.
Randy was relieved when a dairk haired, caramel skinned woman dressed in black beamed over at them.
"Good afternoon ladies! The beautians are ready. Miss Stratus you are in room one with Danielle…" Randy practically bolted up from his seat and thanked the woman as he rushed into the room.
Thank God! Although Maria is hot I don't wanna picture her and one of my best friends doing it! Randy thought to himself but was snapped back to reality when a 30 year old blonde beamed at him.
"Hi! I'm Danielle. The wax is just heating up, If you just make yourself comfortable and change into the stuff on the bed, we'll begin." Danielle said as she checked the temperature on the machine.
"Um, I already have underwear on." Randy said as he held up the disposable underwear.
Danielle smiled and assumed this was Trish's first Brazilian wax.
"I take it this is your first time? Trust me, it will be fine. Just take off your jeans and put the disposable pants on. Once we're done you can change back ok?" Danielle replied soothingly.
Randy nodded. It didn't seem too bad.
"Shout me when you're ready." Danielle said as she exited the room.
This isn't so bad. Randy thought as he hastily changed. He lay on the bed and Danielle came in a couple of minutes later. The bed and music made him sleepy and he did as Danielle said and relaxed…unaware of what was going to happen.
"AAAAAH! OH SWEET NIBBLETS! ARE YOU CRAZY! AAAAAH!" Randy screamed as the paper was forcefully ripped from his private area.
"We're almost done!" Danielle yelled over the noise.
"Do you think she's ok?" Michelle asked as she sat beside Kelly. Both women were getting their nails done.
"Awww, the hairs must be really thick this time." Kelly whispered back and both women giggled as Randy continued to scream in agony…
A.N. I had no idea this chapter was so long! Once again sorry for the long delay. Please review and the next chapter will be up soon!
xXxArwenxXx