Switched
Chapter 16
Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews and here is the final chapter!
SummerSlam: Its All or Nothing...
This was it. The big one: the grand finale. The arena was slowly filling up with fans and later on tonight, Trish Stratus and Randy Orton would compete in the biggest matches of their careers; and not to mention; their lives.
Everyone was at the arena and Trish and Randy were with Ariel in the corridor near the Women's locker room.
"Oh and remember! Wear my black cowboy hat, not my pink one...its not lucky!" Trish told Randy, emphasising the fact that her black hat brought her luck and to be frank, they need all the luck they could get!
Randy rolled his eyes with a smile as he leaned against the wall watching his former self look all concerned.
"I know! And before you start (Trish was about to speak) I know not to wear the aqua thong because it gives you problems..."
Ariel cast a look a Trish who was now turning red.
"It doesn't give me anything! I just get uncomfortable!" Trish retorted embarrassed.
Randy mouthed "Sure" at her which earned him a smack on the left arm.
"Hey! Watch the arm! What do you wanna give Triple H an easy time?" Randy asked raising a brow.
Trish was about to retort when they heard the man in question...he was walking down the other corridor and any minute now he would turn and see the three of them together.
"I shall see you later." Ariel whispered before clicking her fingers and disappearing.
"She freaks me out when she does that." Randy muttered as Triple H turned the corner and grinned at the two as he swaggered towards them.
"Well, well, well look at what we have here...if it isn't Randy Orton and Trish Stratus!" He said cockily as he approached.
"Awww you can see! Well Done!" Trish cooed and Triple H glared at her. Glare all you want...you can't hit me cause I'm a woman!
"Shut the hell up Orton! You won't be so cocky when I beat you tonight and win the title!" Triple H growled.
Oh! He can hit me! I'm a man now! Trish looked at Randy who smirked at Triple H who in turn winked at him.
Why are you winking at the Legend Killer? As if I would ever sleep with you! I don't eat meat I eat... Randy thought to himself but couldn't think of an appropriate thing for a woman. I would say Sushi but I don't like raw fish...
While Randy was having his little mind argument Triple H turned his attention back to Randy.
"Was there anything you wanted Hunter? If your done with your little "threats" then go bore someone else." Trish drawled examining her nails as she continued to lean against the wall. This action infuriated Triple H even further...his nostrils flared with anger.
Raw fish, I mean you're basically saying to yourself "I want food poisoning." Food is meant to be cooked! Hmm what could I use?
"I'm gonna...I'm gonna..." Triple H began inching closer. A menacing look had formed across his face. Trish pushed herself from the wall and glared back at the man. What Steph sees in him...I will never know!
"What you gonna do Trips stutter at me?"Trish hit back.
Triple H growled once more and raised his fist. Trish was ready for him. They were about to start a full out fist fight...
"VAGINA!" Randy yelled with a grin pleased he had finally found a word he could use. There straight to the point.
He blushed when he realised the strange looks he was receiving from Trish and Triple H. Trish tried to keep a straight face. God I love you Randy.
"What?" Randy asked incredulous. "Ain't you ever heard a woman use the correct word for her nether regions?" He folded his arms to emphasise his point.
"You're lucky (he shot a glance at Randy) your little girlfriend was here. Later on you won't be so lucky! It's just gonna be you and me! That title will be mine!" He said as he retreated walking backwards.
"Yeah you walk away! I'll see you and your nose later!" Trish called waving.
Randy wandered over beside her and leaned against her. "Oh and FYI I am not little! I'm 5'4! That's 0.2 inches more than average!"
Trish laughed as they watched the other man glare before walking (or to more aptly put it reversing) out of sight.
They stared at the empty corridor for a couple more minutes.
"Randy?" Trish asked not moving a muscle.
"Yeah?" Randy asked still staring straight ahead.
"Why did you scream vagina?" Trish asked turning to face him a smile etched across her face.
"Because sometimes we all need a little vagina in our lives Trish." Randy replied grinning from ear to ear.
Trish shook her head and playfully slapped the back of his head.
"Ha! You messed up your hair!" Randy teased.
"Its called a brush!" Trish retaliated and imitated flinging her hair over her shoulder.
"Soon you'll be able to do that." Randy commented quietly.
Trish smiled softly at him. "I know. Soon you'll be able to kick Triple H's ass."
He grinned and then hugged her. "Good luck out there tonight...I'll be rooting for you and if you don't win it doesn't matter, I mean it when I say this, I just want you to be safe."
Trish pulled away and looked down at the man trapped in her body who was looking her seriously.
"I want to win! I'll be on my guard...The same goes for you, Candice's slaps can sting sometimes."
Randy chuckled. "I keep that in mind."
They stared at each other for a moment before Trish lowered her head and caught his lips in a sweet kiss.
"Promise me one thing..." Trish whispered in his ear when they pulled apart.
"Anything." He replied in the same whisper.
"When we switch back, try not to scream random body parts out in places where others can hear you."
Ariel was aimlessly walking down the corridor humming the theme to Hannah Montana.
"You get the best of both worlds....chill out take it slow then you rock out the show!" She sang and then stopped suddenly when she spotted a certain big nosed man walking ahead of her.
So he thinks he's gonna win does he? A sly grin followed as she noticed she was alone.
"Appearo-no-more-o!" She cried and inwardly groaned at the pathetic name of the spell but she grinned when she realised she was invisible as she noticed her shadow had disappeared.
I think it's time you learned a lesson in humility Mr H... Ariel muttered a small spell which caused a brown paper bag to form she blew into the bag then slapped the side of it which caused a big bang and also caused Mr Arrogant to jump 10 feet in the air.
Triple H couldn't help but let out a girlish shriek when he heard the noise. He spun round in shock, he was going to give whoever done that a piece of his mind! He breathed in relief when he noticed no-one was there...that meant no-one heard him.
"Look at you! Man you're acting crazy..." He chuckled to himself before walking again.
You think you're crazy? Boy, you don't even know the meaning of it! Ariel grinned devilishly as she raised her hands.
Triple H's shriek was much louder this time and he leapt into the air and clutched his backside. As he landed on his feet his eyes widened...was he just electrocuted.
"W-what..." He began but squealed when he was zapped once more.
Take that you big hootered windbag! Ariel grinned when she stopped once more she stifled a laugh at the feared look that the grown man had.
Aaaah a few more times won't hurt...Lazily she swished her hands again and the squeals continued.
That's for Randy...This one's for Trish...This is because I don't like you...." She stopped and closed her eyes taking a deep breath; ignoring the other man's pleas to the ceiling to stop; "This one's for agreeing to screw The Rock out of the title!" She said before giving him one more shock.
Triple H screamed like a madman as he ran down the hall clutching his backside. A few stage hands stared at him before shaking their heads and getting on with their work.
"How do I look?" Randy asked as he stared at his reflection in the mirror. His hair was poker straight and his make was full out Women's Champ: smoky eyes, flawless face and pink glossed lips.
"Gorgeous!" Maria beamed.
"You look amazing and I know you're going to beat that skanks ass!" Ashley replied confidently as she slung her arm around Randy.
"Thanks guys..." Randy began then stunned the two women before enveloping them both in a bone crushing hug.
"You two have been so awesome! Thanks for being there for there for me!"
Maria cast an uneasy glance at Ashley whose cheek was jammed against Randy's shoulder.
"Um, are you okay?" Maria asked her voice muffled due to her face being squashed against Randy's other shoulder.
"Oh I've never felt better!" Randy said happily.
Half an hour later. It was time. Randy bid goodbye to the two women and made his way towards the Gorilla position. He took a deep breath to steady the butterflies in his stomach. He wanted to win. He knew he could...he wanted Trish to have the one thing he knew she full out deserved. When he saw Candice with the belt draped around her non-existent waist he scowled. It was an insult to wrestling. She didn't know the meaning of the word Champion!
"Oh look who it is! The Has Been!" Candice called and sniggered at her own little joke.
Randy laughed in mock delight. "Oh Candy! So funny! Tell me...who was it that beat you on RAW last week?" He pretended to look clueless.
Candice scowled her face turned slightly red with embarrassment and anger.
"That was a fluke! Tonight you won't be so lucky!"
"Why?" Randy countered as he stood at the other side of the entrance, smirking at the raven haired woman."Are you actually going to do the job you're paid for? You know wrestle?"
Candice bubbled with anger. She strode towards the other woman but Randy caught her left hand before it could do any damage.
"I wouldn't do that of I were you...God knows what might happen." Randy said in a quiet yet cool voice as Candice wrenched her arm free.
Candice's entrance played and she glared at Trish before going out to the screaming crowd. As Randy watched her dance and strip at the side of the ring he took a deep breath.
"I can do this. I can beat her." He repeated over and over until he took his cue to leave.
Trish grinned from her locker room as she watched Randy bound down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans.
"Yay he's wearing the hat!" She said to herself.
"Its great to see him happy like that." A voice added and Trish turned her head and grinned when she saw Ariel.
"Take a seat." She patted the empty seat beside her. Ariel smiled her thanks as she sat down.
"Come on Randy!" Trish shouted to the TV as the referee looked at the two women before raising the belt in the air.
Ariel looked at the woman who was engrossed by the screen: Randy and Candice locked up. Smiling she shook her head she couldn't believe that 4 weeks ago, this very woman despised the man she watching.
Randy currently had the upperhand. Candice was on the mat groaning in agony. He leaned against the rope and tried to catch his breath. Although he was winning (so far) Candice was putting up a tough fight.
Candice got up and clutched her side as she got back to her feet. Randy smirked at the woman who glared back at him before they locked up once more. Randy was going to go for a DDT but Candice countered and kicked Randy sharply in the stomach. Randy winced as the wind was knocked out of him. She done this again causing Randy to fall onto his knees. Candice giggled and done her "Go Daddy" dance causing the fans to cheer. Randy watched her as he danced and couldn't believe at one time he thought she was hot.
That's it dance for the fans...you won't be Go Daddying when I win this! Randy continued to be "be in pain" as Candice turned casually turned on her heel and sauntered towards him.
Candice yanked Randy (who gritted his teeth) up by the hair and flung her (none to lightly) into the ring post.
"Ouch that's gotta hurt!" J.R announced. You're right there J.R.
Candice walked over and was about to kick him once more but Randy knew what she was hoping to do and he reached out and grabbed her leg.
"YESSS! Punch her fucking face in!" Ariel yelled as she jumped out of her seat.
Trish turned and stared at the witch who grinned sheepishly. "What? So I tend to get involved! Sue me!"
Candice held up her hands. "Look, I'll admit I got carried away." Candice began but was cut short when Randy grabbed her and flung her to the mat. There he proceeded to punch the other woman in the head.
The referee tried to break it up as the crowd roared in approval. As the referee threatened to disqualify Randy he stepped away.
"She deserved it!" He yelled at the referee as Candice got to her feet.
Uselessly she aimed at punch at Randy who did some sort of back flip to counter. Then he jumped in the air and kicked Candice. Once she fell to the mat he rushed over for the cover but only managed a 2 count.
"Damn! I thought he had it won!" Trish cried; her hands on her head as she thought he had done it.
"That was a close one J.R! We almost had a new Champion!"
Randy cursed as he was so sure he had won that match. Why won't you give up? He grabbed Candice by the hair and smirked when she screamed in pain. As he got the other woman to her feet he punched her again in the face but Candice managed to hit back but it was no use. Randy countered her attack and hit her with an impressive Chick Kick.
Candice fell aimlessly to the mat and Randy seized his chance. He counted along with crowd and when he heard the bell he couldn't believe it.
I've won! I did it! I'm the Women's Champ...well Trish is but I helped! Randy beamed as he bounced back up and allowed the referee to raise his arm in victory before giving him the belt. As he raised the gold belt in the air the crowd roared in approval. He walked out of the ring and when he walked up the ramp he saw Candice and how devastated/angry she looked and he simply raised the belt again.
Once he got to the back he nearly fell as Trish practically rugby tackled him to the ground.
"YOU DID IT!" Trish yelled as she picked him and spun him round. Ariel stood and watched them a big grin on her face.
"You're making me dizzy!" Randy laughed and Trish set him down again. He grinned at her and was stunned when she pulled him towards her and kissed him deeply.
"Wow. I should win titles more often." He quipped and she grinned at him.
"Thank you." She said softly and he gently caressed her cheek.
"Well done Randal. I knew you could do it. The battle is half done...it is now up to you Patricia. I have every confidence in you." Ariel told them.
Trish looked at her and grinned as did Randy. They frowned, however, when they saw a disgruntled Triple H heading towards them. When he caught Trish's eye he looked down at the ground.
"Is it just me or does he look kinda scared?" Trish asked as Triple H practically scurried past them to the Gorilla.
Randy didn't reply he simply turned his attention to Ariel who was now looking at the floor.
"You know I never realised how grey the floor is."
"Ariel..." Randy began warningly. "Have you done something we should know about?"
Trish looked at the witch who slowly looked up at them. A sheepish smile was etched on her face.
"I um sorta shocked him..."
"You did what?" Trish asked trying not to laugh as Randy just stared dumbfounded at her.
"He did deserve it! He's an asshole! Besides I done it for you guys! I'm sick of him getting everything! Now go out there and retain that WWE title and reverse this spell!" Ariel told them as Triple H's music hit.
"It was a nice thing if you think about it." Trish told Randy who grinned.
"He is an asshole." Randy agreed.
Ariel beamed. "Good! Now go on before I turn my powers on you!" Ariel commanded giving Trish a gentle shove towards the arena.
Triple H glared at Trish as she got into the ring. Climbing the turnbuckle she remembered to do his thing and not her own. As she got down she passed her belt to the referee.
The referee looked at the two and raised the belt in the air. Triple H cracked his neck whilst Trish flexed her fingers. They continued to glare at each other.
"You ready?" Triple H asked in a low voice.
"I'm ready if you are..." Trish began then got closer to Triple H. "Sparky."
Triple H stared incensed at the younger competitor and when the bell rang he charged for Trish. The two locked up but Triple H grabbed Trish's right arm and yanked it behind her. Trish seethed as pain rippled through her left arm. Triple H then proceeded to add tension to Trish's arm. Trish cried out in pain but refused to give up so soon. She struggled but this only made things worse as Triple H tightened his grip on her.
Triple H roared as he knew his attack was working. Trish knew she had to get out of his hold and soon. She didn't know how she managed it but she somehow managed to kick the other man in the stomach and it was so hard that Triple H fell to his knees.
Oh thank God! She moved her arm slightly but winced as it hurt. Okay forget the pain! Fight through this! Do it for Randy!
Trish then kicked Triple H on the side. She done it again because she felt like and plus it felt good! She then grabbed the struggling man's legs and pulled him away from the ropes. She then sat beside Triple H and wraps her legs around his.
"Orton's Bodyhold is extremely powerful!" Jerry announced as Trish remembered to use her ankles and thighs to add more pressure to the other man's legs.
Triple H groaned in agony and flexed his hand. Trish kept a hold of the pressure but frowned when she felt the other man start to loosen the grip.
No! I won't let you win! I want my body back! Trish tried with all her might but it was no use, Triple H refused to stay down.
Once Triple H got to his feet the men exchanged blows.
"Come on Trishy! Come on! Don't let him win! Oh shit!" Randy's eyes widened as the two collided with each other and collapsed into a heap in the middle of the ring.
Randy looked at Ariel who was white in the face. "Can't you do anything?"
"I...I can't! If I interfere again, everything will be in vain!" Ariel replied sadly.
"But you shocked Triple H! Surely you can help Trish?" Randy said disbelieved as the witch shook her head sadly.
"Randy believe me if I could...I would! I receieved a letter from the Council earlier and they said if I interferied before the spell is over it won't be reversed." Ariel explained glumly.
Randy looked at her then reached out and gave her hand a reassuring squeeze.
"You called me Randy."
Ariel looked at him and squeezed his hand back. "I know." "It will be okay I have a good feeling about this."
Randy grinned then frowned slightly. "Wait, didn't Obi Wan say that in Star Wars Epsiode 1?"
The witch shook her head with a smile. "He said bad. So I won't get sued."
Pain shot through Trish's body. The crowd roared in her ears. The referee stopped his count as Triple H was wearily getting to his feet. Trish urged herself mentally to get up. She felt her body lift off the ground.
Well if I can't get up then I suppose Triple H can help me.. Triple H grabbed Randy and began punching him once more. Trish blocked one of his hits and punched him squarely in the jaw. Trish then took a deep breath before Irish whipping the other man into the turnbuckle. Trish squatted down as she watched Triple H stagger back to his feet.
Not yet...Not yet...come on...turn around... Trish didn't take her eyes off the other man.
In the locker room Ariel and Randy were holding each others hands. Their faces pressed against the screen of the TV.
"RKO! RKO! RKO!" J.R yelled as Trish ran over and pinned Triple H.
"1-2-3!" The crowd chanted and when Trish heard the bell ring she jumped up and punched a fist in the air. Triple H was clutching his head. Trish grinned and accepted the belt off the referee. She then wandered over to Triple H and the fans cheered as they assumed she was going to attack him once more.
Trish leaned down and Triple stared back at her. Defeat and anger flashed in his eyes. She leaned down so her lips touched his ear.
"I guess it's true what they say...Payback's a bitch!"
As she got to her feet she frowned when she heard the crowd roar with excitement. When she turned to face the ramp she grinned as she saw Randy (complete with title belt) saunter down to the ring.
After 4 weeks it scares me to say that Randy Orton makes a damn fine woman! Trish's grin got wider as he was now in the ring.
They stared at each other before Trish held out her arms. Randy grinned and rushed over and she spun him round.
"I knew you could do it!" He told her and she giggled.
As they held each other they felt a weird sensation travel through their bodies. Trish stared at Randy who didn't take his eyes off his. She gasped as she felt as if she was leaving her body and they both shivered when it felt as if a jolt of electricity passed through them.
He has the most intense blue eyes ever...wait! I can see his eyes! Oh my God I'm me again!
Randy stared at her, his eyes widened he was back to normal!
He spun her around again and she giggled with delight. The roar was deafening and it got louder when their lips met.
When they pulled away Trish stared at him with a small smirk on her face. Her arms were still wrapped around his neck. His were still around the waist.
"So where do we go from here?" He asked gazing into her eyes.
"I did happen to see this cosy little Italian place near the arena...." Trish began.
"You wanna go there? What about all those calories?" Randy asked in mock horror.
"I think I can risk it." Trish said with a smile.
Randy carried her up the back and when they went behind the curtain he set her down.
"Congratulations!" A voice called and they turned to see Ariel standing there a huge smile on her face.
Trish broke away from Randy and walked over to the smiling woman.
"Thank you." She said then hugged the witch who hugged her back.
"No problem." Ariel said as they pulled apart.
Randy wandered over and she held out her hand. "Randy..."
"Oh get over here!" He cried and pulled her towards him.
Ariel grinned and returned the hug. When they pulled apart Randy slung his arm around Trish.
"We're heading out to dinner, if you want to join us?" Randy asked.
Trish smiled at Ariel, although she wanted a quiet night it was the least they could do. After all, she was the one who helped them get together.
"Thanks for the offer but I'm afraid I have business to attend to...maybe some other time?" Ariel replied and they nodded.
"I guess we'll see you next week at some point?" Trish asked and she grinned.
"Looking forward to it. Have a great night." Ariel told them as they looked at each other.
She watched them leave and sighed. The month had passed quickly. She wandered down the hall and stopped when she heard raised voices.
"What did you want me to do? Get my father to fix another match so you could win?"
"I deserved it more! I'm a 13 time Champion!"
She peered over the wall and noticed Triple H and Stephanie were in the middle of a domestic spat.
"Newsflash! This company doesn't run on you! It's not Hunter's Wrestling Entertainment!" Stephanie shot back.
Ariel grinned as she watched the two argue some more before Stephanie slammed the door in her husbands face.
A witch's work is never done...
Author's Note: That's it! After 17 months its done! I want to say a big thank you to all my reviewers and also people who added this story to their favorites. I appreciate all the support!
Cheers!
xXxArwenxXx