Ok, this is the second chapter! Yay! *crickets chirping* Oh well, just enjoy.

Chapter 2 First Day to School

The day of school had finally arrived as children filled up buses and headed for their destinations. Bardock, with Raditz, were already dropping off Goku at the front of the building.

"Ok daddy, but are you SURE this is not a snack? It would never fill me up at lunch..." Whined little Goku while Bardock twitched at the irritating question.

"You know we're running low on food, Kakarot! Not only is it because we lack much money, but ALSO because you stuff your face all the time!" Before a certain "bad hair day" teen could sneak away, Bardock seized him by his shirt collar.

"Why father? I know exactly what you'll do with my hair! Even if you do change your ideas for my horrible new hair style, I'm not taking any chances!" Raditz struggled from his father's strong grip, refusing to meet his unbearably bizarre new haircut for the now uncountable time.

"Too bad, no son of mine is going to become an unpleasantly hairy Sasquatch!" with that, Bardock flew off with Raditz as Goku headed towards the school building. Meanwhile, King Vegeta was now at the parking lot discussing discipline to the young prince.

"You can't be serious! I can't call anybody names or even kill anyone?" Vegeta was in shock, deeply annoyed.

"You should have thought of the consequences when you destroyed my plasma TV!" King Vegeta growled but still trying to control his temper.

"Wait a minute! You kept on saying how you hated that TV, about how it had no good channels and that it should burn in-"

"I was obviously drunk and had no idea what I was saying, now march! Go to school!" His royal father said with a pointing figure towards the school building, watching Vegeta stomped irritably to the building, fists clenched, and ready to explode on anyone who dared speak to him.

"We're finally here, Chiaotzu, after a long travel!" Tien grinned down at the little emperor, happy for their accomplishment.

"Yea, even though we could have just flew here instead of trying to get through the traffic and get knocked down by rushing cars." smiled Chiaotzu naively. "Let's head onward!" Chiaotzu cheered before they walked towards the building, almost ran over by the arriving school buses in the process. At the same time, The Ox King had arrived to drop-off Chi-Chi, having a slight problem at hand.

"Are you absolutely SURE this school will provide me with EVERYTHING a student could possibly be educated in? Is there math, science, English, athletics, history, the arts, and are there no subjects left out including after school programs as well as tutoring?" Chi-Chi had continued asking from the very start when she learned she was going to kindergarten.

"Yes, As far as the discovery of that thing called "cells", all the way to the ever so big universe; even from the start of time to as far as man can tell about the future!" Ox King lied irritably.

"You are extremely, positively, absolutely sure to all the extent of all your knowledge of your life as far as you can remember ever being informed? Did you check that closely as to leave out nothing and to be absolutely 100% sure NOTHING is lacking?" Chi-Chi asked once more.

"YES! Now go start learning! You don't want to be late!" As fast as the Ox King shoved his daughter through the doors, he ran like a madman back home, away from his education obsessed child. Yamcha had arrived at the school just in time before the bell rang for everyone to come to class.

"Ha! I did it, Puar, now when I enter the building, they will have no question whether I registered or not. Hacking the office computer was genius!" the boy smirked with pride as the blue cat floated behind him while entering the school. Before Yamcha could realize anything in front of him, he crashed into a blue haired girl.

"Ouchie! Why did you run into me?" The young girl whined as she rubbed her head.

"Hey! You should watch whe-..." Yamcha looked up at the girl's pretty face and stared in amazement. "I'm sorry, let me help you up. What's your name?" Yamcha grinned as he immediately offered her a helping hand in the most "romantically" cheesy and cliché manner possible only a sap-for-a-girl would naively fall for.

"I'm Bulma, thanks." She smiled, grabbing his hand before he pulled her back up on her feet again.

"Do you mind if I walk with you, Bulma?" Yamcha asked, putting on his signature, charming smile.

"Not at all, I'd enjoy it." Bulma giggled as they walked down the halls together, both forgetting Puar.

"Hey, don't leave me behind! Oh, not again..." The blue cat sighed while catching up with them.

"So, this is an earth school, how quaint... I could go to a school far higher in rank and quality than this old ruin." Frieza yawned while waving a hand in front of his face and held his other hand against his hip, not amused at all. King Cold frowned, looking down at his youngest *coughgirlycough* son.

"Don't forget why we are really here, learn as much as you can about their weaknesses, and conquer this dust ball so we may turn it into a slave trade planet. The growing rumor is these humans have highly creative minds and are quite entertaining. We want to enslave them first before anyone else gets an interest to do the same."

"What-. Everrrrrr…" Frieza flaunted his hip to the other side before waving his hand in a femininely rude gesture, grimaced at the building and soon making his entrance.

Muhuhahaha! How I love suspense as long as it does not happen to me! Well, the next chapter is when the real craziness begins! Get ready for the odds of rivalry, food fights, screaming teachers, pranks, and a lot more that makes things crazy!