I'm so very VERY sorry for the long period of suspense… I didn't mean for it to be that long… do forgive me! *bow of apology*. Anyway, please enjoy yet another chapter of "The Z Gang in Kindergarten"! Woot!

Chapter 3 First Period of Chaos called "Introductions"

Everyone was there in one room with one teacher (feel bad for her RIGHT now, people!). The seats were set up in four desks per row, three rows in all. Goku was at the second to front row in the second to left chair picking his nose and checking his lunch bag in his desk now and then. Vegeta was right next to him on the left, grumbling naughty words with his chin buried in his folded arms and his tail twitching. Chiaotzu and Tien had just come in through the door where Frieza suddenly slammed them against the wall while he forcefully opened the door; soon, taking a seat behind the Saiyan Prince. Little Bulma and Yamcha followed in with smiles and holding hands, hitting the poor Emperor and his best buddy body guard against the wall once more with the opening door. They took their seats, Bulma in front of Vegeta and Yamcha to right of her (in front of Goku).Chi-Chi rushed in (once again another door slam on Chiaotzu and Tien.) and hastily took a seat on the right of Goku. It wasn't long until hearts started floating above her head when she noticed Goku stuffing his face with his peanut butter sandwich.

"Hi cutie" she chirped flirtatiously at Goku with a wink and giggle. The little Saiyan was tugging at the back of his lunch back waiting for more food to fall out, obviously not noticing the little girl next to him giving goo-goo eyes at him.

"… Hmm? Oh, hi." He went back to tugging his bag until he crumbled it up and ate it. Chi-Chi sighed in lovey-dovey admiration and melted in her seat until she fell over on Piccolo who just took a seat to the right of her.

"What the-?" Piccolo exclaimed utterly surprised.

"EEEEEK! Ucky big bug!" The next second, the little girl gave a nice clean slap on the poor Namekian's face. Meanwhile, Krillin came in (door slam on Chiaotzu and Tien again as they were just finished dusting themselves.) and suddenly summersaulted his way to a seat behind Chi-Chi.

"Hey, Goku! Long time no see, buddy!" He whispered to the Saiyan boy across to his left.

"Oh hi, Krillin! Long time indeed! Did ya bring any food?" Goku looked at his friend with high expectations and excitement with a bit of drool on the side of his mouth.

"… uh… Eeheerrrmmm-no… sorry pal…... I… (Oh snap!) … I didn't…" The bald shorty then quickly took cover inside his own desk as Goku's face swelled with tears and looked as if it were to explode.

"Wha…... wha… WHY! I'M GOING TO STARVE! NOOOOO!" Goku then fell to the floor and started crying waterfalls. Krillin peaked from his desk.

"Goku! Stop! You're going to destroy the whole school if ya don't stop right nooow! …oh wait, on second thought: Keep crying Goku! Your stomach will never know food again!" Vegeta jolted awake from his mumbling and climbed on top of his desk, stamping down on it in annoyed confusion.

"What in Super Saiyan's sacred name is happening! Turn it off! Stop that bloody crying or I'll beat you-" Suddenly, a small chibi version of himself in angel clothing interrupted him, floating on his right shoulder.

"Wait! Don't beat the kid up, Vegeta! Remember what your dad said: one scratch on anyone and no transports of helpless victims from other planets to beat up or even the plan of shaving Nappa's hair off! (That's another story…)" Vegeta mused at his mini-me angel's reasoning.

"What? Aw, man…. But the kid is annoying…" Another interruption popped up on his left shoulder, only this one was a mini version of him dressed up in a cute little red devil suit.

"That's right! Exactly why you should beat him up! Kick his butt and make him cry blood instead of tears!" Vegeta laughed, liking his mini-me devil's idea better.

"That sounds great! Screw the angel me! Time to cry blood, whiny wuss!" Vegeta tackled down Goku into a big fight. Meanwhile Chi-Chi was still in the spell of love, floating in the pool of tears on her desk. She gave off a puppy love-struck sigh.

"I know this boy is the one!" She cooed before her body slid off her desk into the tear pool not noticing and possibly could drown in there. Piccolo was meditating on the ceiling trying to focus on his world domination plans, hoping the tear pool will stay low. Bulma and Yamcha where swimming around, having a great time until the blue haired girl accidentally splashed some of the tear water into Yamcha's mouth.

"Yuk! It's salty! Puar! Turn into a vacuum!" Puar just came in and she shook her head.

"No way! I have taste buds like you too, ya know!" Chiaotzu and Tien were climbing on desks holding on to their lives from drowning. Frieza was sitting in his desk in the tear pool filled classroom.

"I don't need to breathe air, hee-hee." He giggled all girl-like. Meanwhile outside the classroom, the Teacher headed right for the classroom door.

"Hmm?" She placed an ear against the door noticing some kind of noise.

"Huh… I didn't know I was teaching a swimming class… that's odd… I wasn't even aware we had a swimming pool at all." She sweetly laughed until she opened the door, only to be washed away by the "pool" all the way to the office. All the Z gang and Frieza where surfing along the wave until they met up with their teacher. The teacher laid there on the floor and stared up at the ceiling in annoyed disappointment.

"… They didn't tell me I was going to teach the extra special kids… Why me…?" Because of these events, they had to cancel school for the day. Later the next day, when everyone was in class in their seats, (and of course, Chiaotzu and Tien didn't get to class without a slam in the face… when the teacher turned to close the door to begin class.) the teacher looked around the class nervously as she contemplated the doom ahead of her. Goku was chewing on his desk, Vegeta was pulling a rubber band back on his thumb aimed at Goku's nose, and Bulma was talking to Yamcha in her cheery mood while he snuck his hand under the desks to her lap. Piccolo was meditating, quietly scheming how to take over the world as usual. Krillin was being beat up by Frieza who was shooting tiny beams at his baldhead. Puar was stuffed in Yamcha's desk, struggling for air, and Tien and Chiaotzu where sitting side by side behind Krillin, Chiaotzu behind Krillin and Tien to the right of the little Emperor. The teacher gulped and finally stood up with a ring of her desk bell.

"Attention class… m-my name is Ms. Applecheaks and I'm your teacher… Now… as a tradition of this school… it is required on the first day that each and every one of you should take a stand in front of the class and tell us a little about yourself… Like where you came from, what's your name… what you like to do… just to let the class know each other better, ok? Um…" She looked at her attendance sheet and glanced at the names.

"Goku, why don't you go first?" The little Saiyan was still busy eating the leg of his desk.

"Goku? Which one of you is Goku? Or… Kakarot?" Goku's head sprang up upon hearing his Saiyan name mentioned.

"That's me! What do you need me to do? Do you have any sandwiches on you by any chance?" He looked up with splinters in his mouth.

"… No… just come up here in front and tell us about yourself… please… and quickly…?" She shuddered at the strange appetite of the little spiked haired boy.

"Alrighty!" He jumped from his seat, tripped by Vegeta who stuck out his foot the moment Goku passed the young prince's desk. The Saiyan boy then rolled to the front of the class and sprang out on his feet.

"Hi, everyone! My name is Kakarot, but my friends call me Goku! If ya don't mind, can you all give me your food?" He fiddled with his fingers as he eagerly stared the class down with drool dripping from his mouth.

"You suck!" Vegeta called out.

"Oh! You're my soul mate, Goku!" Chi-Chi blurted out in her goo-goo gaga dream world.

"…. Ok, take a seat, Goku… Now?" She shooed the Saiyan boy to his seat.

"Ok, next is, Krillin…" The bald kid, responding to his name, made his way to the front. Frieza kicked Krillin in the butt and then received a punch in the back of his head by Vegeta before finally standing in front of the class.

"Hi, my name is Krillin. I'm Goku's best friend and I'm bald, and I'm learning Karate from the turtle guy. He said he gets horny a lot and I'm bald and-" He was abruptly interrupted.

"Alright, Krillin! Take a seat before I give you an F…" Krillin rushed back to his seat.

"Oh yea, and the turtle guy showed me these bunch of paper books called Porno, wanna see?" He had a crazed look in his eyes.

"No Krillin! No more from you! You have an F because I already don't like you!"

"Aww man…"

"Ok, next is… hmm… Piccolo, come up." she weakly grinned. The young Namek, at first, didn't say anything in a short awkward pause until unexpectedly spitting an egg out from his mouth. He pointed at the egg.

"My name is Demon King Piccolo, future ruler of the planet Earth… and that's the Piccolo you know from the official Dragon Ball Z series… Wait a minute… What? I have no idea what I just said on that last sentence… Oh well." He shrugged and let the egg sit there.

"Eeeewww! Slimy buggy egg!" Chi-Chi stuck her tongue out in disgust.

"Ok… Next is Vegeta…. A.K.A. Prince of Coolness? A.A.K.A. Ruler of the Universe…?" Ms. Applecheaks frowned, confused.

"Hey! That's my title, monkey boy!" Frieza growled. "Too bad! I claimed it first!" Vegeta snickered cockily.

"Oh yea! Well, we'll see what you say when you take a look at my naturally lipsticked lips! It's a natural sign of my superiority over you monkey brains!" He smacked his lips together, making kissing sounds.

"Not true, you weirdo!" The Saiyan prince tackled the lizard kid down and caused a big fight of punching, kicking, eye poking, nose bleeding, lip scratching, and tail whipping action.

"Stop! Stop this instant, right NOW!" Ms. Applecheaks could hardly stand the insanity any longer. Suddenly the teacher gave out a long ear-piercing shriek before her head exploded like an over-microwaved tomato. There was a long pause in the classroom.

"…... Yay! Free fruit punch!" Goku started lapping up the blood." Chi-Chi sighed dreamily.

"Goku… I love you so much, I could drink your blood too… hee hee." The body of the teacher then collapsed on Chiaotzu and Tien who were about to introduce themselves to the class naively. Instead of a day, school was canceled yet again for a month before reopening, until next chapter of "The Z Gang in Kindergarten"!

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