Another chapter once again! Yay! Did it get a little too crazy yet? You have only yet read the beginning! Muhuhahahahahaaa! Watch out, for read on for more craziness!
Disclaimer: I do not own a single bit at all of DBZ and I certainly do not own a single crumb from Pizza Hut! XD (although it would be cool if I did but then it wouldn't be the same and I'd probably make it suck to my dismay)
Important Note: I almost forgot to mention. From here on, each coming chapters will focus on a certain character of events. Kind of like "It's ? time to shine for the day!" for this Chapter, it's going to surround Vegeta! That's right, because he's that cool (no flames please unless it's educational) and yes, I know I'm somewhat off on the character's real behaviors, but I think that makes it all the more fun. Now read on and plz R&R!
Chapter 4: The Second Class Catastrophe
"Vegeta! Come hither before me, you insolent pup!" King Vegeta slouched on his throne, his arms on the chair armrests, his left hand tapping on the chair rest in a wave pattern manner, his eyes staring down at the young prince's direction. From the doorframe down the hall, a little head with spiked black flame like hair peaked from the side.
"Did I win something?" He widely grinned, hoping to mask evidence of his crime with it.
"Come here…" The king's voice was darkly deep. The little Saiyan prince took a step out in the open.
"Ok, I'm here." The fatherly tyrant grimaced.
"No, closer..." Little Vegeta took another single step and continued doing so each time he was commanded.
"No, closer… Closer… Cloooser… Oh, rid me this lunacy! Come here right before me, boy!" The little rascal zipped up before him as told.
"Why, aren't you the brightest proud warrior today father? All of Planet Vegeta shines from your mood." He snickered in his sarcasm trying not to burst to laughter at his father's grumpy face.
"You're not fooling anyone, son. I heard about what happened to your teacher…" He stabbed his son with an ominous glare. However, this took no damage to Vegeta's current attitude.
"Her brain couldn't comprehend my presence so she exploded. I can't help being the future super Saiyan as prophesied. She was just that simpleminded." He smirked at his own words, as if he was enjoying listening to a story all about him. His tail swayed relaxed like from his enjoyment of ticking off his dad.
"That's enough from you runt! Get out of my house and eat your own foot for all I care! …Oh wait; you're not twelve yet… Cursed law… Anyway, as punishment… how old are you, again?"
"I'm 5, father. Can't you remember your own son's age?"
"Right! 95! For now on, you can't live in my house anymore! Understood?" The king stood up from his throne, about to make his way towards the kitchen.
"Dad! I said I'm five! Five years old! The number after four and before six?" Vegeta's tail twitched with growing annoyance and impatience.
"5 years? Huh… I could have sworn you were 20... Anyway, fine! You can no longer drive your car!" Vegeta sighed.
"I don't even have a license…"
"Oh, whatever! You can't go to the bowling alley club anymore! Ha!" He raised a hand in a triumphant way, as if having figured out a riddle.
"Dad, you like the bowling alley, I hate that dumb place." The king paused at his son's epic win of a "You just got told!" sentence, feeling dumbfounded in defeat.
"The prince scores 10! The King, Zippo! Hurrah!" Some of the servants or guards where cheering in the hallway.
"Shut up, before I blast the lot of you to the dimension of the DEAD!" The king sneered at the group before he started preparing a large ki blast in his royal right hand. The underlings scurried off, taking no second warnings as they tripped all over each other in the race for their lives.
"Forget it, dad. No matter what you think of, you can't come up with a proper punishment. I sometimes wonder if you fail to remember my existence, heh heh!" The young prince snickered before he rushed off out the door and into his personal ship, piloted by his pal, Nappa.
"Ok, off to school again. Hey, Prince Vegeta… can you tell me what happened at school last time again?" Nappa chuckled, eager to rehear the crazy adventure Vegeta had told him about his first day at school.
"With pleasure, only if ya stop by Pizza hut on the way." The Saiyan boy then lay back in his seat, arms behind his head and feet up on the little table in front of him.
"Right away, your Majesty!" They zoomed off into the depths of space. An hour later, they arrived at the small little red school building once more, landing right in front of the school double doors before any of the other kids could get in.
"Ha! Good timing as always, Nappa! First one in the building! Fight ya later Nappa!" He waved good-bye as he rushed in to the last time, he sat in the first seat to the left in row two just left of the annoying whiner Goku who apparently was eating his lunch early again. In the room entered the bald kid, Krillin. The short stuff was wearing the same outfit he wore the last school day and had that silly grin on his mug. As he passed by, Vegeta snatched Baldy's belt sash. A moment later, Krillin's pants fell down and his face turned as red as peppers.
"Waaaah! Why the paaaants?" He pulled up his ragged leggings and tackled his seat from the rush.
"Heheheh, dumb shiny head kid, who's next..." Piccolo, Bulma, Yamcha, Puar, and Chi-Chi already arrived and where seated, so he waited for another victim. The next to come into class through the door was Chiaotzu and Tien.
"Isn't this great, Chiaotzu? He arrived to school on time!" The three-eyed kid smiled down to his royal friend.
"Yea! Ya know, I have a feeling this is going to be a real good-" Suddenly, the door abruptly opened and slammed the two against the wall. Frieza, whom had opened the door, made his way in the class to his seat with his lips in a small little girlie smile. The little Saiyan prince smirked with delight, this was going to be a pleasant opportunity to get back at the little lizard weirdo.
"Hey, Freezer, your name is stupid! You're so dumb; your brain is nothing put an empty ice cave! And I break down caves, ha!" He smacked his fist into the palm of his other hand, expressing his brutal point.
"For your information, monkey brains, the Creator of the Dragon Ball Z series gave me and my family those kinds of names on purpose! They knew I'm as cool as ice, vegetable head!" The lizard boy giggled with a hand to his lip.
"Shut up, you freak. How dare you break a wall past the script! Only I do that. The author of this fan fic and me are great pals. So I order you to get a lip surgery unless you want me to ask the author to let me eliminate you, lizard turd!" Vegeta leaned back in his desk chilling out with a cool attitude.
"You're bluffing! You can't break the fourth wall! Liar!" Frieza started getting up on the top of his desk in offence, attempting to make himself feel more dominant.
"Shut your mouth and let's get back to the story! Time froze the moment you broke a wall. So, let's get on with the fan fic!" It was true; the replacement teacher was in the middle of ringing his desk bell, only frozen in time. Goku was frozen, looking at Krillin's head with a hungry stare and a little drool dripping down the side of his fat mouth. Oddly enough, Piccolo was scrubbing the egg he had spit out the last school day before with soap, as if giving it a bath. Chiaotzu was in the middle of being stepped on by the teacher, being as little and barely noticeable to the tall as he was, and Tien was ready to tackle the teacher's leg in Chiaotzu's defense. Yamcha was talking to Bulma while his arm was half way making its way around her shoulders. Puar was trying to get out of Yamcha's desk, and at the same time, was placing a spider on Yamcha's hand. Lastly, Chi-Chi was literally floating in the air in a cloud of hearts, obviously in lovey-dovey world all about Goku. As I would have it, when Frieza took his seat and behaved, I set time flowing again.
"Students, class is now in session, and I'll have you know-" The teacher noticed Tien punching at his leg like he was rapidly punching a punching back, all upset-like, and saw what he would think was a baby thrashing about wildly under his foot, struggling for air.
"My gosh, get off of my foot!" He shook Chiaotzu off and immediately, Tien calmed down.
"Take a seat, now!" The two calmly and naively did as they were told, as if nothing had happened.
"EEEEK!" Yamcha jumped from his seat, hit his head on the ceiling, and landed back on his desk.
"Get it off! Get it off! Get it OOOOFF!" He was flailing his arm all over the place as a tiny spider was holding on to his pinkie for dear life.
"Here ya go, Yamcha" Bulma said before she casually flicked the spider off, where it then landed in the teacher's coffee. She sweetly smiled at her friend.
"All better." She giggled as the teacher cleared his throat.
"Now then... as I was saying, I will have you all know-"
"WAAAHHHH! Goku, what are you DOING!" Krillin was trying to get Goku off him as the Saiyan with a large appetite was biting at his friend's head.
"Oh my Gosh! Get off of that child, you animal!" The teacher then tugged at Goku's legs, struggling to get him off. The class suddenly started cheering for Goku.
"Do it! Bite it! Do it! Bite hard! Do it! Eat him!" Frieza cheered strangely enough considering his plans for him in the future.
"Oh, Goku! When we get married, I will let you eat me alive!" Chi-Chi's eyes beat as red hearts and her hands clasped together against her cheek as she sighed dreamily tilting to one side.
"You won't get my son, you meat-eater!" Piccolo wrapped his arms protectively around his egg, keeping it away from Goku.
"Alright, Goku! Chomp his head off! I want to see a show!" Yamcha called out excitedly as he swung his arm around in a gorilla-cheer. Chiaotzu and Tien where currently not present, because while they were going to the bathroom, the janitor vacuumed them up along the hallway. Unlike the rest of the students, Bulma's attention was elsewhere, she had come to notice the young Saiyan prince behind her and felt something about him. She wasn't sure what it was but something about him caught her attention.
"...?"
"What are you looking at, human female?" Vegeta frowned at her, but soon stared as he noticed how sparkly her eyes were.
"Oh... nothing... I just didn't notice there was someone sitting behind me until now…" She then looked away and lowered her head confused.
"...That's strange... I didn't notice the Earthling either..." He pondered about it a few seconds before dismissing it with a shrug and started cheering along with the crowd, only calling Goku naughty names. After a long while, Goku finally came to his senses (being as slow as he was) and let go of Krillin. The sudden let go, causing the new teacher (which he happened to fail to mention his name... how sad) to fly against the class wall and through it, making a series of holes on the walls in his path before landing in dump truck which burned all the trash that was in it. Once again, another long pause from the class.
"...Looks like we have another free month before the next day of school... HA ha!" The Saiyan prince laughed with a pointing finger. As he had predicted, the school was once again shut down, but only for two months. The Z gang and Z Villain (Frieza) enjoyed the in-between time of temporary vacation until next time, in the next chapter of "The Z Gang in Kindergarten"!
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