Hi everyone! Welcome back to yet another chapter of "The Z Gang In Kindergarten"! Yayz! (Anyone cheering with me should R&R R&R= read and write! W00t! It makes the authors happy and appreciated and encourages them to write Moar! Yayz! Anyone love me? *shot and bricked and jk ^^;*) anyway, if you are still sane after what you read so far, on with the story!

Chapter 5 Realization and Revenge

We come to a palace in the middle of the night (about 5:58 PM actually) through the bedroom window of the least expected person I chose to be "The Highlight of the Chapter".

"Good-night my little wittle munchkins, dream big my babies" a woman sweetly whispered, appearing to be of royalty and with strange clown like make up. She gave an air kiss before closing the door of her garden greenhouse soon after you hear her sneeze. Ok, sorry, that's not who I'm talking about. Fast forward time a bit.

"Goodnight mama." the little Emperor none other than Chiaotzu kissed his mom on the cheek.

"Good night sweet heart, sweet dreams my little Chiao-chiao" she kissed him on his bald forehead then came over on the other side of the large queen sized bed.

"Good night your majesty" Tien hugged the Empress. Chiaotzu's mom naively smiled to him as if thinking he was Chiaotzu as well.

"Good night, my Chiao-Chiao's little body guard. Sweet duty-dreams to you, Ten-ten" she kissed him on the forehead on each side of his top eye (since she never really figured which side was his forehead). She then turned a night light on that looked like a dragon ball before turning off the room light. As she was closing the door she sneezed just before the door shut. A few hours passed before Chiaotzu suddenly woke up wide-eyed.

"Hey….. Tien…?" he nudged his body guard pal a bit. Tien shot up awake with his usual smile as if he had already been awake for a while.

"Yes your majesty?" he waited for him to reply. It took a moment before Chiaotzu answered.

"Um… I don't know what it is… but, have you ever thought…you know, um… bad… things have been happening to us… at school?" he raised an eyebrow to his own question, confused over it. Tien tilted his head in puzzled.

"What bad things? What are you talking about your majesty? All is good. For example, remember… huh… that's weird, I can't think of any good things that happened…" they looked at each other. "Uh… let's just go back to bed, right? You need your sleep anyway your majesty. Good night." as Tien turned his back to Chiaotzu falling back to sleep. The little emperor remained wide eyed staring at the ceiling. The next day when the sun was shining, the little emperor's mom came in the room with a singing voice.

"Rise and shine, my little saplings! Did you miss me? Don't worry, mommy's here to feed you. Drink your water, my little chili babies! Mom's going to make you grow nice and big!" she came over kneeling down and started sprinkling water from her water can on her chili plants in her greenhouse. (Ok, sorry folks. couldn't resist! Meanwhile…) Chiaotzu was still staring at the ceiling with the same expression while Tien was already up and dressed for school.

"Your majesty, it's time to get up." The three-eyed bodyguard jogged in place as if running, but not moving. The emperor didn't reply. He blinked and suddenly the bus to pick them up crashed through their room and parked right on top of the emperor. The slide door opened for them. "Your Majesty, the bus is here! Come on, you don't want to miss school, do you?" Tien then bent down and reached over to grab Chiaotzu's wrist and pull him out from under the buss. The body guard then dragged him onto the bus. As they were just in the aisles, the bus driver hurriedly closed the door and Floored the bus through the walls. As they crashed through furniture destroying the palace, Chiaotzu stared wide-eyed watching the wreck pass by. His eyes looked slightly bloodshot and sagged.

"Come on your highness, cheer up! It's a new day meaning new adventures!" Tien smiled down to his royal friend. When the bus finally trampled through the other side of the palace, they drove off a large cliff.

"Oh My GOODNESS! TIEN! We're w-weh! Wer-aaah! WE'RE!" Chiaotzu started stuttering and babbling gibberish, too panicked to say anything straight. Tien looked at the squabbling emperor rather confused.

"What's wrong your majesty? Are you-" the bus then landed in a sea where it just sank and somehow drove on.

"Di-Don't you see what's GOING ON!" look AROUND you!" the little pale shorty pointed frantically at the window, leading Tien to look outside. They could see sharks and a scuba diver being ferociously attacked, fighting back for dear life with his dagger.

"Oh cool your majesty, sharks. And there's a scuba-diver." he smiled back at his royal friend who grew even paler as he saw what he thought had been told was extinct or fictional. A real giant squid ambushed the group of sharks and diver soon eating them all. As Tien started chattering on about stuff, Chiaotzu continued to grow paler and more ghastly looking from trauma as he watched the giant squid regurgitate all the bones and notice them. Tien continued to blabber on as the squid swam towards them and suddenly a creature thought to be extinct during the dino age, the Whale Shark opening its mouth and chomping its jaw over the squid. The squid had it trapped in its mouth like a cage. The whale shark then turned to them and opened its mouth revealing all the rows of baseball-bat size in length teeth. The prehistoric shark was then jabbed in the head by a large sinking battle ship (the ones as big as small islands, man!) killing it instantly and sinking into the dark depths below with the brain stabbed whale shark. Meanwhile Tien was still talking to Chiaotzu completely unaware of what happened outside the bus and that his emperor friend was not listening at all.

"Tien...?" Chiaotzu squeaked, instantly making his three eyed body guard shut his mouth. "If you notice... tell me when we're dead..." the little silently horrorified emperor then blacked out in his seat.

"Your majesty? ... oh well, he must be tired or something..." For the rest of the bus drive, they were sucked up into a whirlpool and miraculously spitted out into the sky. The bus then collided with a speeding jet, which somehow they managed to land against in one piece and were now driving on the back of it against the tail. When the jet turned in a barrel roll, the bus fell several hundreds of feet before the bus collided with the ground of the bus parking area. Somehow, the only thing that broke apart was the base; the frame of the bus fell off on the sides like opening a box into 2D. The tires popped loudly like balloons. The bus driver and Tien didn't seem to notice all the phenomenal ridiculous events during the entire drive, as if it were completely normal.

"Okay-uh ya li'l tyke-z, offa da buth... geh tuh ya clath..." The large over-weight bus driver pointed with a thumb towards the door that was now just the frame.

"Ok your majesty, we're here!" he said optimistically that was almost a cheer. The emperor did wake but found it a mistake.

"Tien, didn't I tell you to inform me when dead?" Tien looked puzzled then scratched his head. "Oh well, Tien. Let's just go to school then." then out of the bus they did race, and into school with much haste.

"Hey your majesty, something just came to my mind. It seems to be, if you look at the past behind. For some time, we have rhymed?"

"Yes my friend and I want it to end. Whoever is up there, I highly implore. I do not wish to rhyme anymore!" and I did look down with a grin and say.

"But it is fun and would like it to stay. But, if you insist, I will end this play, though you missed some good fun today." Then finally, with disappointment I did sigh, for my enjoyment was the price to pay. Leaving, I waved a sad good-bye, and lifted my rhyme spell away. Until the last word of this sentence is spoken, this chapter will not see another wall broken.

"Aah, that's better. Now let's get to school Tien, before some more fourth walls break!" the two then headed towards class, but before they reached the door- eh! er eh-hem... I mean, just when they were inches from opening the door, the third new teacher opened the door on their faces.

"Anyone still in the halls is late to class! Hurry up now!" she then closed the door not even noticing Tien and Chiaotzu on the floor. Tien got up first.

"Let's get to class your majesty, we're already late." he was about to open the door when suddenly something in Chiaotzu got him to tick.

"RRAGH! See what I mean! It's like life itself is doing these things to us on purpose! Now, let me at'em! I'm going to tear them ALL apart!" the little emperor then jumped to his feet and started stomping towards the door. Tien held him back.

"Your majesty! This is nothing to get upset about! Please calm down! If they really are being mean, you're letting them win by letting them get you angry! Don't let them get to you! PLEASE!" at this Chiaotzu calmed down a bit.

"Fine... you're right..." He sighed. "They're just stupid meanies... let's go inside..." Tien nodded smiling back at Chiaotzu's restored senses and they walked in and took their seats. the emperor then mused, "Ya know, now that I think about it... if there are three rows of desks lined horizontal with four seats in each row... and we've been sitting behind Krillin all this time who sits in the third row... oh man aren't we saps? We've been practicing karate horse stances (for those who don't know, it's kind of like sitting on air and can be muscle aching when held for long periods of time, which is what the exercise is.) without even noticing... my gosh... we are unaware of more stuff than I thought..." Tien shrugged it off, not really catching onto what his royal friend meant. Chiaotzu took a seat to the right of Krillin as Tien took a seat to the right of his friend.

"N-now class... I'm going to be reviewing what w-we have learn in m-math so f-far... now... can someone t-tell me what one p-plus one is-s...?" the teacher had developed a terrible stuttering problem which was an obvious sign she had already got a taste of the insane behavior first hand. There were bite marks all over the legs of the teacher's chair, telling us she had a moment of "cage tamer" with Goku. Piccolo still had the egg in his possession, for a split second the egg twitched. Then a small green arm punched out but young demon king Piccolo shoved it back in and scotch taped it shut. He then muttered something; you could only manage to catch a few words like "not yet". Chi-Chi was doing her thing, the whole goo-goo gah-gah world of hearts ordeal. Surprisingly, Bulma was talking to Vegeta instead of Yamcha (well, actually not that surprising at all, ha ha) Yamcha glared silently with gritting teeth as he watched them talk to each other with jealousy. Frieza appeared to be doing something in his desk... you barely catch the sight of something shiny like a mirror and in its reflection some dark violet stick being rubbed all over his puckered lips. Krillin was just talking to Goku, every now and then struggling to keep the subject away from food. Vegeta then took a stand on his desk.

"One plus one, eh? Hmm... let me answer it like this..." he suddenly grabbed Frieza's head right after he finished his business in his desk. "One freak..." He then grabbed Chiaotzu's shirt collar. "Plus one wimp..." He then bashed their heads together and beat them up in a series of face punches, stomach kicking, Ki on the back blasting attacks until they lay their on the floor caught in surprise. "Equals two weaklings beaten to a pulp! How was that, Ms. Magitorez?" He smirked, proud of his work. The teacher was horrified, but just before she could reply. The little Emperor just suddenly burst. "That's IT! I've had it with these MEAN *oh noes, naughty word* and *oh noes oh noes 2 naughty words* seriously *oh noes another naughty word* up BAD LUCK and BEING PUSHED AROOOUND!" he then jolted to the middle of the class and started glowing. Tien then grew frantic for he realized what was going to happen.

"Oh snap! Your majesty! DON'T DO IT! I'm sure there is another way to resolve this!" he then could hear Chiaotzu's voice in his head.

"Screw that Tien, I can't take any more of this torture... see you in hell..." Tien shed tears at the end of these words.

"CHIAOTZU! NOOOOOOO!" at that moment, a huge explosion went off from the desperate emperor. The blast disintegrated everything in its path, leaving the entire school grounds as nothing but a huge black scorch mark on the earth where the building once stood. That was the end of everyone...

"WAAHHH!" Chiaotzu shot up awake in the palace of his bedroom, the sun shining through his window rather brighter than you would expect in a morning. "... Whoa... that was the strangest and most longest dream I ever had... I wonder what it means... hmm... oh well!" he cheerfully shrugged it off and got ready for school. It was then his mother came in looking rather ill.

"H-hello sweetums... ah... Ah.. ACHOOO!" she sniffled and cleaned off her nose with her handkerchief. "Excuse me... I'm sorry, Chiao-Chiao... I just became ill this morning... and you missed school... I'm sorry I couldn't wake you and walk you to school today... plus you have been sleeping for the whole day... Tien couldn't wake you either... not that he tried, but, he caught my cold... He's in the hospital wing of the house right now, resting... ah! Ah-chOO!" She wiped her nose again. "Oh and I almost forgot to mention... how you went missing the day when the school closed up a second time... I was coming to pick you up from school as I usually do. As I was looking around I decided to throw away some trash I had been carrying in my purse then, oh, who knew. I found you and sweet ten-Ten in the big dumpster trash container outside the school. I then brought you and your friend home. Now, isn't that something?" she smiled, sneezing again while doing so and cleaning her nose again.

"Oh is that all? It's nothing mom, everything is ok" he smiled naively. As it was, it so happened that Chiaotzu and Tien never did go to school after all! For the whole chapter was but a dream! ... Or was it? We may never know, but maybe in the next chapter of "The Z Gang in Kindergarten"!

Muhahahahahaha! XD just so everyone who reads this knows, I have nothing against Tien or Chiaotzu. I just found when I started writing this fic that I enjoyed making fun of them! Ha! (No flames plz unless it is educational, lol). How was the insanity? Please R&R!