Hey everyone! I'm back after a very long delay XD I had said before I wouldn't post up anymore chapters until I get more reviews however… waiting for months with only 2 reviews on the last chapter has driven me insane *I cry*. Oh and you have no idea how much I appreciate the reviews I've received… it means A LOT! *cries again in sad joy*. Anyway, the only reason I write on with the next chapter is to ease my reviewers' pain of the wait. And guess who is the highlight of this chapter, any guesses? (Please tell me who you thought was next in your review, hee hee X3 ) Ah yes, now for the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the DBZ characters for they belong to their rightful owner respectfully who are Toei animation, FUNimation and Akira Toriyama. Plus, I don't own any copyright to Elmer's glue, Pocky or Street Fighter!
Now, on with the chapter!
Ch. 6 Babysitting And Double Identity.
In a surprisingly lush green forest next to the school the little Demon King Piccolo was meditating under a tree next to his egg. The surface of the egg had a lot of tape all over it and it was now twitching every few second. The demon king growled.
"Stop moving in that shell! I DON'T want to become a father yet!" he kicked the egg with his foot which in turn smashed it with a baby Namek rolling out and crying.
"Snap! Now look what you done! You broke your room!" he picked up the pieces and tried to attach it back together with some paste he stole from the class room.
"Darn Elmer's Glue, I shall hunt down Elmer and destroy him for He makes terrible glue! Why is it not sticking together!" he muttered frustrated as the piece kept falling off. Meanwhile baby piccolo started crawling around and seemed to be headed towards school.
"Hee hee hee heeee." baby Piccolo giggled along the way. Suddenly Goku showed up in front of Demon King Piccolo.
"Hi Mr. Bug, Chi-Chi says you have been being mean to her and I don't like that. So I came to defend her!" he then ki blasted the king which knocked the Namek crashing against a tree and knocked out.
"OK! Mission accomplished! Now to get those rice cakes Chi-Chi promised!" his mouth started pouring waterfalls of drool as he flew off towards School. Back with Baby Piccolo (And just for the sake of keeping this fiction no higher than pg-13, baby Piccolo is wearing a diaper! Ha ha! And maybe a pair of booties, Tee hee~), he was now crawling on the steps of the school, crawling over the unconscious bodies of Chiaotzu and Tien whom had previously been run over by the stampede of the rest of the Z gang and Villain. As usual, almost everyone took their seats in the same spots they have always seated in. Goku had already eaten his lunch (including the lunchbox) and was now curiously chewing on Chi-Chi's desk.
"Chi-Chi… don't you have any more Onigiri…? At least any rice crackers or maybe even some pocky by any chance…?" he sniveled in unsatisfied hunger (go figure) as he looked up at Chi-Chi with a hint of hope in his onyx black eyes.
"Goku, I had no idea you had such an appetite! I'm worried about you! Don't you know overeating will make you overweight?" she fluttered her eyelashes in anxiety filled heart eyes, still in Goo-goo Gaa-gaa Land despite the fact Goku has pretty much chewed off the top of her desk by now.
Surprisingly (well, not really surprising) Bulma and Vegeta were now sitting in in the back row in the two desks to the right. Chattering away, mainly Bulma asking Vegeta a parade of questions and the prince responding with a huff or muttering for her to stop bothering him and leave him alone. Which in truth, he was asking the opposite. Hee hee, him and his pride.
Since Krillin had originally sat in the second to right seat in the back, he was then forced by a death glare from the Saiyan prince to sit in the desk to the right of Freiza whom sat at the very back left corner of the 3 rows of 4 desks per row seating arrangement. The poor bald one was now sure to be treated triple the torture Freiza had already given him throughout these chapters.
"Stupid bald kid, I doubt you have a brain. Oh, I know! Let's try a little experiment! I'll shoot a beam in this hole on your head and see if it comes out the other! If it doesn't it will prove you might be at least a little intelligent. Either way, a simpleminded human could never comprehend the superiority of my naturally purple lips!" he smacked his lips together kissing thin air before pointing his finger directly at Krillin's ear whom was squirming frantically for life. Frieza had his tail coiled around the little guy's neck. However, before the little purple and white alien could put his "experiment" into action, he failed to dodge the thrown Chiaotzu and Tien who abruptly landed smack into the lizard child's face due to Yamcha's unsuccessful attempt of throwing the said duo at Vegeta to begin with. What Yamcha didn't realize was the prince was too fast and awesome not to dodge such a petty assault.
"Give her back you girl stealing jerk!" In growling huffs'n puffs, clenched fists, and glaring eyes he stomped his way over to the hardly amused black spiked haired boy. Vegeta frowned at his peer with the scar across one of his eyes and grunted back slightly irritated in opening response.
"Who says I stole this pitiful she-human? If anything, she's the one stealing my privacy. It's her that won't leave me alone!"
"Lies! All lies! You just want to lay your filthy hands on her, you tailed freak!"
"Are you sure you're not talking about yourself? The female told me you're an ex-thief!"
"Uh, um, well… ah-I'm only an ex-thief towards Bulma! I steal from everyone BUT her! But that's aside from the point!" Yamcha then tried to give his signature "wolf's Fang" attack to the chibi Saiyan boy.
"Futile effort!" Vegeta grinned as he put his hands together in an about-to-do-a-Ki-blast-attack fashion.
"Shoryuken!" The spiked haired heir yelled as a blast of energy formed out of his hand and rammed into Yamcha.
"Hey, that's from Street Fighter! This is not a crossover fan fiction! Stick to the script for once you show off!" Yamcha scowled after getting up from the now destroyed Krillin's desk.
"Aw man, you destroyed my desk! My porno comic books were inside, Jerk!" he sniffled trying not to cry as he gave a hard karate chop on Yamcha's head. Meanwhile at the same time as Krillin, Yamcha, and our beloved Vegeta where in a chibi puppy fight, little Piccolo was climbing onto King Piccolo's old desk.
"Ga ga, me Pi-kee-woh! Ha ha!" the baby Namek giggled as he playfully clapped his little hands together.
To be continued...
Ok, well I could tell this was going to be a long chapter and I was too lazy to finish it. Enjoy what I have right now and please oh please R&R!