Team Artichokey-Pokey's "Transformation"... Post ELEVEN! HA! By Misery Loves Fanfics

Lol, eleventh post. I'm laughing. Really. And guess what? It's midnight! SO I'M POSTING!

Um...so...this post, I am positive is majorly on crack. Just saying. I'll try to explain things later, if I can. And also, warning, Kevin has a tiny bit of a potty-mouth.

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Ben took a defensive stance and eyed his Omnitrix warily. Was it safe to use? He might have to, if he was attacked. And Michael looked really ready to attack.

"How'd you get out of the Null Void, Michael?"

Michael flexed a hand, the armor around his wrist and up his arm bulging and shifting as though it were actually part of his body. "I had a little help," he answered simply.

'Figures,' Ben thought irritably. 'Can't rely on a bad guy to give you a proper answer.'

"My Master has a message for you," Michael said, staring Ben down as the younger boy's fingers twitched for the Omnitrix, "nothing more. I haven't come here for a fight."

Ben eyed him skeptically. "You have a 'Master'? I didn't know you were the kind to follow orders, Michael."

Michael scowled. "I don't have to explain myself to you. Are you going to listen to the message or not?"

Still keeping a cautious eye on him, Ben slowly moved his hand away from the Omnitrix, and straightened into a normal stance.

"All right. But you make one wrong move, Morningstar, and I guarantee you this will be the last time you mess with me."

***

Kevin slammed his car door as he got out—mostly for the emphasis. He was pissed, and he wanted to be sure the bitch knew it.

He fixed a demonically fierce glare on a figure standing by a cluster of trees in front of him. "Two problems with your little phone call," he ground out as he stomped towards the figure. "One, your impressions suck; and two, Ben was with me already."

Julie coughed, an unusual crackle coming up from her throat. "Kevin…Kevin? Kev…" She coughed again, and as the older mutant stopped just ten feet away, she gave him a pitiful stare. "Kevin…please…I need you."

The voice, though tainted with the occasional buzz of computer-like static, was undoubtedly Ben's. Kevin's glare grew harsher.

"What the fuck is it this time, Yamamoto?"

Julie ignored the question, coughing again. "Agh, you're right. I can't seem to get the recordings to play back correctly. Oh well." She shrugged, smiling pleasantly. Her image suddenly melted away, revealing what looked much like a computer's motherboard, only in exact humanoid shape. A round, green "eye" blinked in time with the sound of Julie's voice, crackling with static. "We both knew my circuitry was less than perfect, anyway."

"Cut the small-talk. You haven't answered my question."

The strange mechamorph shrugged. "I wanted to play a game, Kevin."

"I've had it with your stupid games," Kevin snapped. "Don't tell me it's you fucking with the Omnitrix?"

A group of circuits below the blinking "eye" formed into a sly smile. "Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't. If you want to know, you'll have to play my game."

Kevin let out a growl. "I said I've had enough of your games!"

The smiling circuits reformed into a frown. "So determined to be serious? Well then…why don't you 'seriously' explain why you haven't told Ben about me yet. I haven't stopped you."

This time, Kevin had no comeback. His jaw tightened.

He touched the trunk of a tree next to him. The material creaked and groaned as it took over his form.

"Fine," the mutant said finally. "Let's 'play.'"

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1-Yes. I made Julie a Galvanic Mechamorph, though obviously one with quite a few defects.

2-She may or may not have something to do with what's going on with the Omnitrix. I don't want everyone latching onto that scenario right away. I just put Julie in here for some incredibly twisted conflict. :)

3-I tried making an icon out of a pic of Julie that said, "The face of EVIL" on it, but my Photoshop decided that it wanted the font to be completely unreadable. So I got fed up and stopped trying. :3

4-Have fun going off this one, RoseRosa!