The interviewer in this chapter is not meant to be offensive. He's meant to torture the Konoha Ninjas (the men at least LOL). As usual, I do not own Naruto or any of the characters in Naruto.

Chapter 6

Interview with the Naras

"Dad, do we have to do this?" complained Shikamaru.

"I know. It's so troublesome. But the mother of our children," started Shikaku

"Your children," interrupted Shikamaru.

"Whatever, it's too troublesome."

"That my line," started Shikamaru.

"Okay let's start this interview boys," lisped a frail looking, pretty blond man.

"I thought we were being interviewed by a woman," stated Shikaku.

"She," snap, " quit. Just like that." Another snap. "Something about a guy, or was it Guy. I don't know but I've taken over."

"Troublesome," said father and son in unison.

"Oh, I like threesomes."

"Just do the interview," Shikamaru stated flatly, dreading the rest of the morning and what Ino would do to him when she saw the interview. Shikaku wasn't looking forward to facing his own wife either.

"Okay, so it's like my understanding that like you both have children with Sakura. Shikamaru how did you feel about your dad doing your girlfriend at the same time. Threesome!" Snap.

"Hey!" they both cried blushing.

"It was artificial insemination!" said Shikamaru. "And uh," he stammered. "It was only my dad's."

"Liar," coughed Shikaku clearing his throat. "Sorry just a frog in my throat."

"Can you tell them apart?" asked Shikamaru trying to dodge paternity, after all he'd already made his deal with Sakura before this show was out of the planning stages.

"Fine, son I'll accept the girls as mine, even though your mother wanted to kill me when she found out."

"Oh, and Sakura was NEVER my girlfriend, ever," said Shikamaru.

"Oh, so you swing that way?"

"What do you mean?"

"Never mind. Let's go on, shall we?" said the interviewer crossing his legs in a feminine way. "Do you ever spend time with your daughters."

"Both Shikamaru and I do spend time with them. It's impossible to tell whose is whose, so we treat them the same."

"Yeah, that they're yours, right dad?"

"Oh, of course," replied Shikaku. "That's right. They spend time in the Nara forest getting to know the deer and around the house. My wife prefers to treat them both like they are her grandchildren rather than step-children. It just makes it easier on everyone."

"Ino prefers to think of them as Sakura's kids," laughed Shikamaru.

"It sounds like your wives wear the pants around the family," lisped the interviewer, smiling. "Does that mean I have a chance with you boys?"

"Ugh," groaned Shikamaru.

"No, it doesn't," answered Shikaku. "My wife would have something to say about that."

"Mine too."

The interviewer pulled out a pink, sparklely notebook with the word "Boyfriends" in large print on it's cover. He licked the end of the pencil before writing in the notebook.

"That's a no, then. Too bad you boys are sexy young bucks."

"Yuck," whispered a cameraman.

"Ha, see you're still young dad," Shikamaru elbowed his father.

Shikaku sweat dropped and tried to change the subject. "Uhm, I thought you had more questions for us. Or are you done," he added hopefully.

"Oh no, hardly." The interviewer winked at Shikaku, who turned bright red. "So, the Nara have a clan jutsu. Do the girls learn it?"

Grateful for the question, Shikaku answered, "Sure, they're pretty good too since they have their mother's tight chakra control."

"I'd like feel some of that tight chakra control, studly."

"Uhm, they also learn our medicine and I think Sakura is teaching them medical justsu," put in Shikamaru, tried hard not to giggle at his father's discomfort.

At that moment, Kakashi entered the studio. "Shikamaru, aren't you supposed to be on patrol?"

"Yes, immediately, sir." Shikamaru was blur leaving the room.

Shikaku looked at Kakashi hopefully. "Did you need me Kakashi-sama?"

"In fact I did," replied Kakashi taking in Shikaku plight with the interviewer. "You have that thing to work on?"

"OOOH what thing would that be?"

"It's top secret. You'd better get on it right away. I have village business to take care of."

As Kakashi headed for the door, Shikaku said gratefully, "Thank you Hokage-sama. I knew it was a good idea to nominate you for Hokage."

Shikaku made good his escape much to the dismay of the interviewer. "Darn, another got away. There are more fish sea," He sighed regretfully.