Author's note: It's the much anticipated Dakota episode chapter! *applause applause* Thank-you. You all are too kind. So out of the few people who actually review for this story, no one gave me any ideas for the sketch so I made one up and it's fawesome! Well I think it is at least and that's all that matters. lol. I hope you all like it.

BTW - my pink laptop is home now! Yay so I'll have more quality updates because I won't be illegally using my father's computer lol. I won't tell if you don't. haha. This was supposed to be posted tomorrow but I was so excited about my laptop I figured I'd treat you =D

"Why aren't you wearing the uniform I laid out for you?" a little girl snapped at Chad. Though he was well over two feet taller than her, she still could bring him to his knees.

"I - uh. I'm sorry Miss Condor. Would you like me to change?" Chad blurted uneasily. His voice was noticably shaking. His cool exterior was challenged by a little girl.

"Never mind it. Go get me a milkshake and my teddy bear. Go!" Dakota barked and Chad rushed away.

"Hey, Dakota. It's been too long." Sonny mocked politeness.

"Be quiet." Dakota ordered. "Show me to my dressing room and have Chad bring me my script when he gets back." She snapped her fingers in Sonny's face.

"Evil little girl," Zora whispered as she walked by.

"You don't have a dressing room, sweetie. You're only guest starring. You get ready over there." Sonny pointed to a make-up and hair station in the corner.

"Daddy!" Dakota began to scream for her father.

"No! Shh! You can have my dressing room. How about that?" Sonny smiled maniacally. Dakota smiled and had Sonny show her to the room. She threw Sonny's belongings on the floor and settled herself in. Sonny watched in horror.

"Munroe. Get out of the way." Chad barged in passed Sonny, nearly knocking her over. He knelt in front of Dakota and handed her a milkshake, a teddy bear and her script. Dakota sent him away. He challenged Sonny with his eyes as she stood in the door way to block his path.

"Chad."

"Sonny."

"It's nice to know you listen to someone, even if it is a nine year old brat." Sonny spat.

"It's nice to know you care," Chad said with equal venom in his voice as he pushed his way into the door frame. Sonny tried to push him back but he was stronger and managed to wedge himself in there with her, making them both stuck.

"I. Don't. You. Idiot," Sonny said, trying to weasle herself out of the predicament.

"Good then," Chad said.

"Good."

"Good."

"Good!" Sonny shouted. She stopped struggling and they stood there inches apart breathing hard. Chad opened his mouth to speak but Dakota cut him off.

"Chad isn't in the script, Sonny. Write him in!" she yelled.

"What? No!" Sonny yelled.

"I'll call Daddy!" Dakota whined.

"Fine. Fine." Sonny gave up and slid herself out sideways from the confines of the door.

"Seems you listen too!" Chad said coolly. "Peace out sucka!"

After a few long arguments with her castmates and a consultation with Marshall, Sonny got Chad in the sketch as a special guest star. The sketch was one Sonny personally had written based on a dream she had after watching Twilight one night. It was one that was deeply personal and dear to her and now it was to be tainted by Chad and Dakota. There were three prime characters in it played by herself, Nico and Zora. Sonny knew Marshall would replace Nico with Chad and Zora with Dakota, but there was no harm in hoping he wouldn't.

Everything went exactly as she hoped it wouldn't and by the time she knew it, she was on set and "Action!" was about to be called.

"ACTION!" Marshall yelled.

"I'm so glad your mother gave me this job babysitting you, Katie." Sonny smiled and patted Dakota's head.

"Me too, Tory!" Dakota said happily. It took all of Sonny's physical strength not to yank all of the little girl's hair out. The fake cheerfulness made Sonny sick.

"Why don't we play a game?" Sonny suggested.

"Or why don't we have a snack?" Dakota gave Sonny a devilish look.

"CUT!" Marshall yelled. "That was perfect. Now apply the fangs." There was a short break while the make-up team put in Dakota's fake fangs.

"ACTION!"

Sonny screamed terrified and ran to the door. She opened it and ran right into Chad dressed as a plumber. She screamed louder.

"Help me! The girl I'm babysitting is trying to kill me!" Sonny yelled and nestled her head in Chad's chest.

"Good job, Katie." Chad smiled, revealing fangs of his own. Sonny screamed and hit him with a prop vase. It shattered and fell to the ground. She shoved passed him and ran but Chad and Dakota caught up to her with their vampiric speed.

"Why are you a plumber?!" Sonny shouted as she threw whatever she could find at him.

"What, just because I'm dead I can't have a day job?" Chad said smoothly.

"Well you do burn in the day time." Sonny said sarcastically from the ground. She shrugged and began to scream again as Chad closed in on her. He picked her up by the shoulders and placed her on her feet. She was surprised by how strong he was as he gripped her shoulders firmly.

"Are you going to bite me?" Sonny mocked fear and closed her eyes expectingly.

Sonny awaited the scripted bite that Chad was supposed to give her on the neck but instead she felt lips on hers. Her eyes shot open and she tried to push him away but he was still gripping her. Her body went weak and she untensed her lips.

"Yes. I am going to bite you." he whispered into her mouth. Sonny went limp and Chad caught her swooning body.

Marshall was ripping through a script behind the camera trying to figure out what happened but he ordered everyone to just go with it.

Chad laid Sonny on the floor and knelt over her. He pushed her head to the side and went in for the bite.

"You actually bit me, you jerk!" Sonny clutched her neck and shot up, head butting Chad in the process.

"Ow!" they both yelled in unison.

Tawni was backstage doubled over in laughter. To her this was the most amusing thing she'd ever seen.

"CUT!" Marshall yelled. Sonny asked Marshall to do it again but he insisted he liked this version of the sketch better. She tried to protest but it was no use. Marshall insisted. He had make-up put fangs on Sonny and they were called back to their places. They finished the sketch with Dakota's character, Katie, coming back and killing them both before flying away on stage wires.

"I hate you." Sonny seethed once 'cut' had been called.

"Of course you do." Chad smiled. "Too bad the feeling's not mutual. I need to talk to you."

"Are you going to tell me why you changed my sketch?" Sonny asked harshly.

"Maybe." Chad smirked.

Sonny felt an uneasy sensation in her stomach. She was both thrilled and disgusted that Chad had kissed her but more so at the fact that she had fainted in his arms after he did so. There was no way she could cover that up or make excuses for it when she spoke to Chad. She hated the hold he had over her. She hated that she wanted to hug and kiss and punch him all at the same time. His smug self knew exactly what he did to her and she hated him even more for that. Changing her sketch was probably the payback he wanted. This would be all over the tabloids pretty soon. Sonny sighed and went to meet Chad. This would be interesting.

So review this please. Tell me how you like it! I like to update this everyday but I'm not getting any feedback so I'm a bit hesitant to do that. So I'll be posting the next chapter soon! If you want it anyway. Just let me know lol.