Grudge Match Redux, A Bananafishstickers Joint, episode THIRTEEN by Pan2dapan
Today, I:
- Pimped sammiches to patrons for about 6 hours
- started to watch Ben10 season 3
- fell asleep during 'Weather Monster' [I started there cause I had already watched the first ones]
- napped for about 2 hours
- woke up and watched the rest of season 3
- was supremely pissed by the sheer lack of Kevin in season 3.
- wrote my post
Man. I don't do much sometimes. XD
Last time on Grudge Match Redux, we find our heroes in quite a quagmire, and not the giggedy giggedy kind. Ben, ritualistically scarred. Kevin, re-mutated. Neo-Mutie!Kev destroys a platoon of cockroach aliens. Ben gets a spit shower from a snake. Finally, our heroes are reunited!
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The fireball hit the wall, quickly igniting the sheer fabric draped along it. Shards of crystal and a primal yell followed it.
"Where is he? Where is Ben, you fucking pieces of shit!!" Kevin howled as he practically ripped the door frame from the wall and entered the room, all three eyes scanning for his Ben.
Silla glared down from her perch near the ceiling. "Who are you and how dare you burst into my quarters!"
Kevin spit Stinkfly goo at her and lit it on fire using his Pyronite arm, like he was taught so long ago on this very ship. "I don't think you have any place asking questions here, you bug-bitch." Looking around the slowing incinerating room, Kevin saw him, facedown in a pile of pillows, hands bound and covered in blood. If at any moment yellow eyes could have changed to red, it was now.
"What have you done to Ben?" Kevin ran to the unconcious hero's side, his mutated hand hovering over Ben's bleeding back.
Sagark laughed haughtily. The sound grated the very endings of the mutant's nerves. Turning to face the Anisopteran man, Kevin readied a fireball.
"Don't you like the improvements we made to him, Kevin 11?"
Taken aback by being called that name again, Kevin looked at the alien quizzically. "How do you know that name?"
"I know all sorts of things, mutant. Surely, I would know about who piloted this ship before we aquired it."
"Whatever. What did you do to Ben." The fire expanded in his hand threateningly.
"Don't be so rash. It is merely decoration. He will live."
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" The fireball now sailed toward Sagark, the Anisopteran quickly dodging it, flipping a switch on the wall, triggering a siren.
"Fucking hell." Kevin gingerly wrapped Ben in the gauzy blanket he laid upon, holding him gently in his two Vulpimancer arms, knowing the fur would be easier on the injured hero than the combination of Pyronite and Petrosapien appendages, and fled the room.
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Notes:
- FUCK YEAH. Um yeah. No murdering here, getting Ben outta there would be more important to Kev than killing some bugs I think. XD
- Anisopteran is the race that Sagark and Silla are. The name comes from Anisoptera, the infraorder of the suborder that dragonflies are classified under.
Torch to you, Minty Chinchilla. Give me goodtiemz. XD Crank it to ELEVEN.