The Phantom Thief and the Vampire

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Warning: This will contain YAOI!! for those who don't know what this means, it is BoyxBoy love! don't like it don't read!
I took a bunch of quotes from the first episode of hellsing, please don't kill me! I couldn't resist!

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'blah' – everyone else's thoughts
'blah' – Dark's thoughts
'blah' – Dark talking to Alucard telepathically
'blah' – Alucard talking to Dark telepathically
Yay! Dark and Alucard finally meet!

Chapter 2

Recap: Dark gasped, his eyes widening as he spun around to face the stranger. "Who are you?" Dark inquired. The stranger replied, "I am the priest of this church. May I ask who you are?"

Dark relaxed somewhat when he heard the response. He smiled softly "Of course, my name is Dark Mousy." The priest seemed to be scrutinizing him, as if to see if he was telling the truth. Meanwhile Dark was studying the priest.

He was six inches taller than Dark was, and of course he was wearing the traditional priest uniform used when not in mass. He looked to be in his late twenties, with black shoulder length hair pulled back into a ponytail at the nape of his neck. Dark's observations where interrupted when the priest spoke, "Since you have told me your name, I feel it is only fair that I tell you mine. My name is Kevin Korvis (1), and it's a pleasure to meet you, Dark."

Dark blinked, 'There's something weird about this guy, his speech is way to formal, even for a priest, I'm getting a bad feeling about this.' He nodded, "Same here."

Kevin smiled, though Dark thought it looked more like a grimace, it was as if Kevin wasn't used to smiling. Dark eyed Kevin suspiciously, wondering if it was really okay to trust this guy. 'I'll just have to make sure I don't let my guard down around this guy,' he thought. He was about to ask Kevin where he was when he suddenly heard gunshots coming from outside. "What's going on?" Dark took a step towards the entrance intent on finding out what was happening, but he was suddenly grabbed from behind. Arms wrapped themselves around his waist, trapping his arms at his sides simultaneously, "You smell delicious, Dark".

"What the!?" he looked over his shoulder to see Kevin looking at him like he was a piece of meat. "Kevin, what are you-", Dark didn't get to finish as the entrance doors were kicked open. He could see a figure behind a hole in one of the doors. "I've had enough of you, god damned punk!" said the figure. Dark shivered, the figure's voice was deep, and menacing, it sent chills down his spine. "And who are you?" Kevin sneered, angry that he had been interrupted.

The figure stepped into the light, and you could see it was a man who looked to be in his late twenties. He was wearing a red trench coat, with a black suit underneath, and a red tie around his neck. He was also wearing a sort of red top hat, and yellow sunglasses. "My name is Alucard, I am but a servant of the Hellsing organization, I deal with garbage like you." 'What's the Hellsing Organization?' Dark was becoming more confused by the second, and he wanted to know what the heck was going on. "Garbage like me? Ha! Who do you think you're talking to? Have you lost your mind?" Kevin was now starting to get on Dark's last nerve, he wanted to know why Kevin was acting so different from the way he was just a few minutes ago. "No, you're even less than garbage, you're just scum, and that ridiculous costume, you look like some sad carnival freak." Alucard took a step forward and proceeded to stroll down the aisle, "Just look at you wearing those priest robes don't you have any shame? I thought scum could at least feel shame."

Kevin growled, angry at Alucard for his remarks, "I think you should die now!" Dark heard Kevin snap his fingers and saw about thirty...corpses of the towns people stood up from in between the seats holding guns. Dark's eyes widened in horror, 'What's going on? Are those zombies or something?' Alucard continued to advance on Kevin, "You are a fool who creates slaves to do his dirty work, a coward, and an incompetent incapable of doing anything on your own. Your not worthy of the lowest pits of hell." He stopped a few feet away from Dark and Kevin. "Just kill him!" yelled Kevin. The zombies (2) pointed their guns at Alucard and fired. Bullet after bullet was shot at Alucard who just stood there and did nothing to defend himself. A couple of minutes later Kevin snapped his fingers and the zombies stopped firing. Alucard's corpse fell to the ground, a holy and bloody mess. Dark was horrified; he'd never seen anything so gory before. Kevin chuckled, "It looks like somebody was all talk."

Dark wanted to reach for his black feather that he always kept with him, but before he could attempt to get it, a dark kind of laughter filled the air. He looked back to where Alucard's supposed corpse was and saw his body melting into shadows. "Oh god," Kevin whispered, horrified. "Shooting me isn't going to do you any good" Alucard grinned and let his long tongue just roll out of his mouth. "Your one of us," said Kevin, terrified. "You'll need more than guns to stop me!" laughed Alucard. "What are you waiting for!? Hurry up and kill him!" Kevin shrieked desperately at the zombies. Alucard stood and pulled out a silver gun, and began to shoot them left and right, next to no effort being put into killing them. 'He's not human,' thought Dark, amazed at Alucard's abilities. He continued to watch Alucard, as if in a trance, till he heard the final gun shot, and all the zombies were dead.

"Stop it, what are you doing!? Both of us are vampires!", 'Vampires!?' Dark's eyes widened and he could almost sense the nervous sweat trailing down Kevin's neck. "You act more like a cockroach than a proper vampire," Alucard replied while he reloaded his gun.

"Left on your own, you would cover the world in filth. I can't stand your kind, you don't have the self-respect to be a vampire you undead maggot! You barely know what you are! As for me, I have my own reasons for serving my human master, but that's not a story for trash like you." Alucard was now aiming his gun at Kevin and he was preparing to fire one last bullet. "This fire is a thirteen millimeter explosive round, a silver cross from Lanchester Church was melted into the alloy for the bullets; prepare yourself for an eternity in hell." Kevin growled and shifted the grip he had on Dark so that he now had one arm around Dark's neck, his other arm still around Dark's waist. "You'll have to kill the boy to get to me, and I don't think you can! Plaything of the humans!" Kevin laughed, certain that his survival was assured because of his hostage, and proceeded to try and convince Alucard to let him escape.

Alucard and Dark's eyes met, and they tuned out what the so called priest was saying. 'Boy,' Dark's froze as he heard Alucard's voice in his mind. 'Yeah?' 'I'm going to fire my gun now, it will go straight through you before it hits the maggot vampires' heart.' Dark gulped, nervous and not in favor of Alucard had planned. 'I know you don't want to die tonight, so, do you want to come with me?' Dark hesitated, unsure of what he was talking about. 'I can't force you into this, you have to make the decision of your own free will, so make the choice.' Dark contemplated this for a minute before he answered with one single word, 'yes.' Kevin had kept up his rambling, not noticing that he was being ignored. Alucard grinned, and fired.

As he had predicted, the bullet went straight through Dark, before hitting Kevin's heart, killing Kevin almost instantly. Dark fell to the ground, in more pain than he thought was possible to even feel. The last thing he saw was Alucard lifting him up before everything went black. Alucard now kneeled with Dark in his arms, preparing himself to turn Dark into one of the children of the night; however, a sudden glow from Dark's pocket drew his attention away from the task at hand. He reached into Dark's pocket, and pulled from it a single black feather, which was the source of the strange glow.

The feather lifted itself from Alucard's grasp and floated just above Dark's wound. It started to pulse with an eerie purple light, in time with Dark's heartbeat, and Alucard looked on, transfixed at what was happening. Suddenly the feather let loose a bright burst of light, and Alucard had to shield his eyes. When the light died down, he opened his eyes, confused, and wondered what just happened. He looked down at Dark, and to his amazement, Dark's wound was gone. There was no trace of the wound or that it had even been there, even his clothes didn't seem to have a scratch on them. The feather had disappeared as well. Alucard smirked, 'Well, this is certainly an interesting development,' he thought. 'I think I'll take him with me back to headquarters, my master would certainly like to know about this.' Alucard stood, taking care not to jostle or wake the precious cargo in his arms, and exited the church.

To be continued.

Yay! Second chapter is finally done!

(2) Dark doesn't know that they're actually called ghouls, he just got there! And it's not like he sits all day and reads vampire novels so there's no way he could know!

(1) Couldn't think of a better name, sorry

also, the yaoi won't be for another chapter or two, sorry!
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