The Phantom Thief and the Vampire

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to either D.N. Angel or Hellsing, no matter how much I want to!

Warning: This will contain YAOI!! For those who don't know what this means, it is BoyxBoy love! Don't like it don't read! There's also gonna be some hinted SatoshixDaisuke, but not too much considering it's not really one of my favorite pairings, srry SatoxDai lovers!

P.S. Constructive criticisms ONLY! Flames will be used to make smores for me and my friends, and maybe to start a bonfire. Thank you! Oh yeah, in this, Emiko's not gonna be all suspicious of Satoshi like she is in the anime and manga, too much work for me, considering this is mostly centered around Dark and Alucard. Don't like it, too bad, go cry yourself a river. LOL! Now on with the story!

'blah' – everyone else's thoughts
'blah' – Dark's thoughts
'blah' – Dark talking to Alucard telepathically
'blah' – Alucard talking to Dark telepathically

'blah' – Alucard's thoughts

-blah- – flashbacks

(blah) – author notes

Once Alucard left the church, he spotted members of the Hellsing Organization just straight ahead. Several soldiers went inside the church to clean up the mess Alucard left behind.

He climbed into the backseat of a nearby car, receiving strange looks from those around him due to the young boy he was carrying. He signaled to the driver that he wished to return to headquarters, the driver nodded in return and started the car, eager to leave as well.

Alucard gazed at the boy in his arms, wondering when he would wake. He inspected the boy's (1) appearance, curious. When they had been the church earlier, he hadn't paid any real attention to much of anything else besides silencing the target, but now that the mission was over, he could study the boy as much as he pleased.

It was then that Alucard realized that he had violet colored hair. 'A very unusual color,' he thought, 'and yet it suits him well.' At first he wondered what the boy's eye color was, but then he remembered the moment when he had told the boy of his plan, his eyes had been violet also from what he could tell.

Alucard continued to observe the boy, who looked to be no older than eighteen years old, give or take a couple of years, and his build was lean and muscular, but not too muscular. He seemed to be built more for speed and agility than actuall fighting. Alucard then proceeded to examine the boy's clothing; he was wearing a black body suit with a buckle around both his neck and his waist, the areas of his upper arms were grey (2).

Finally, Alucard looked at the boy's face. He eyes were closed, causing his feather-like eyelashes to rest against semi-high cheeks, his nose was just a little pointed, and he had a pointed chin that was still a little round from adolescence. His lips were somewhat parted, as if in a sort of pout. Alucard thought it made his innocence even more apparent.

Alucard smirked, 'maybe after he wakes up, and I am done introducing him to my master, I'll give him a personal welcome of my own.' Alucard's train of thought was interrupted as the car came to a stop in front of the Hellsing Mansion.

He nodded in thanks to the driver and climbed out of the car, the boy still in his arms. He entered through the gates and made his way towards his room, intent on letting the little one in his arms rest for a bit longer.

He arrived at his destination only minutes later, entering through the door and proceeded to lay the boy on his bed. He backed away and watched him for a few lingering moments, then exited his room, closing and locking the door.

(Meanwhile in Dark's world)

Daisuke and Satoshi were on their way to Daisuke's house, wanting to inform the rest of the Niwa family of what had happened. Satoshi was deep in thought, cotemplating what had happened just a few hours ago.

-"What about Dark?" "He's...gone". Satoshi was stunned, unable to comprehend what had been said "Wha-? What do you mean gone!? H-how can that be!?"

"I don't know!! Daisuke sobbed, distraught at the dissappearance of his friend, "One minute he was here and the next he was gone!" Daisuke was becoming hysterical. Satoshi's eyes softened, feeling sympathy for his friend.

He put his arms around Daisuke, hoping to offer him at least a little bit of comfort. "It's going to be okay, Daisuke. I'll help you figure out what's going on and get him back." Daisuke sniffled and looked up at his friend, " Really?" Satoshi smiled, "Yes, really."

Daisuke grinned, feeling somewhat relieved, though still worried about Dark. "Come on, let's get the painting and head over to your house so we can tell your family what's happened and try to figure out what's going on," Daisuke nodded in reply and looked over to where the painting had landed.

His eyes widened in shock. Satoshi noticed this and looked at the painting as well, and what he saw shocked him almost speechless. The painting was completely black, and it seemed to be surrounded by an aura of darkness that made you hesitant to come near it. Satoshi's eyes narrowed, not liking this one bit,

"This is not good."-

They had wrapped the painting in a large piece of cloth, niether of them wanted to find out what would happen if they actually touched the painting. They arrived at the Niwa residence in no time at all it seemed, though to both boys it seemed like an eternity.

Daisuke was about to unlock the front door when it suddenly burst open and he was pulled in by his shirt, Satoshi barely managed to get in before the door was slammed shut.

"Where have you been young man!?!? I was worried sick!!!!" Emiko Niwa (Dai's mom) just about shouted at her son, "Why did it take so long just to get one painting, and why aren't you Dark!?!?!"

Daiki Niwa (Daisuke's grandfather ppl) was on the couch next to Kosuke (Dai's dad!) with a newspaper in his hands, and both of them were looking at Daisuke and Emiko through the corner of his eyes, wondering the same thing as well.

Daisuke let out a nervous laugh, trying to think of a way to explain what had happened without freaking his family out too bad. "W-Well...you see it's like this-" Daisuke was cut off by Satoshi "Dark's gone." Emiko turned towards Satoshi, only just now noticing he was there.

"Satoshi? What are you doing here? And what do you mean Dark's gone?" Satoshi sighed, " I think you better sit down before I start explaing Mrs. Niwa, it's difficult to explain. Emiko nodded and seated herself on the couch next to Kosuke. Satoshi looked at all three of them before beginning his tale, "Okay as you know, Dark was supposed to steal the "Portal to Another World", correct?" They all nodded, "Well, something has gone terribly wrong."

T.B.C.

I know i'm evil! Srry! But i couldn't think of anymore things to write! Read and Review! Tell me what you think about the story and how I could make it better! Thank you!

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