The Phantom Thief and the Vampire

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to either D.N. Angel or Hellsing, no matter how much I want to!

Warning: This will contain YAOI!! For those who don't know what this means, it is BoyxBoy love! Don't like it don't read! There's also gonna be some hinted SatoshixDaisuke, but not too much considering it's not really one of my favorite pairings, srry SatoxDai lovers!

P.S. Constructive criticisms ONLY! Flames will be used to make smores for me and my friends, and maybe to start a bonfire. Thank you! Oh yeah, please forgive me if I make any mistakes, cause I don't have a beta. Now on with the story!

'blah' – everyone else's thoughts
'blah' – Dark's thoughts
'blah' – Dark talking to Alucard telepathically
'blah' – Alucard talking to Dark telepathically

'blah' – Alucard's thoughts

-blah- – flashbacks

(blah) – author notes

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Chapter 4

Recap: Satoshi looked at all three of them before beginning his tale, "Okay as you know, Dark was supposed to steal the "Portal to Another World", correct?" They all nodded, "Well, something has gone terribly wrong."

Emiko was stunned, Satoshi had just finished explaining what had happened just hours before. Kosuke glanced at her, worried, then turned to Satoshi, "Where's the painting?" "It's right here Dad," said Daisuke, indicating the bundle he held. Kosuke nodded, "Set it on the table Daisuke."

Daisuke nodded as he did as requested. As soon as the painting was on the table he unwrapped. Leaving it for all of the rooms occupants to see what had become of it. "My goodness," Emiko gasped, only snapping out of her stunned stupor just moments prior.

Daiki spoke up, having been silent through all of this, "We need to figure out what's happening. I fear that something besides the artwork's magic is at work here." Eve-ryone nodded, agreeing with him full heartedly. "We must gather as much information as we can about the painting."

Daisuke sighed, causing Satoshi to look at him, "Daisuke, are you alright?" Daisuke gave Satoshi a small smile, "Yeah, I just hope Dark's okay." Satoshi gave a smile of his own, "Don't worry Daisuke, knowing him, he's probably just fine."

---At the Hellsing Mansion---

Dark groaned as he woke from his slumber, "Ow...my head. Ireally need to stop passing out." He put hand to his forehead as he sat up and opened his eyes. "Where am I now?", he looked at his surroundings, and upon seeing he was currently in a very creepy (in his opinion) red and black bedroom with no windows, noticed that he was sitting on a coffin-like bed. "Creepy," he commented as he stood up and went to the door.

He tried to open it only to find that it was locked. At that precise moment, he noticed the electronic lock and smirked, "Did they really think the something like this could actually keep me in here?" He chuckled in his amusement as he made quick work of the primitive (to him) lock and opened the door with ease.

He peeked his head out of the doorway only to see a dungeon-like hallway. "This place is getting creepier and creepier by the second!" he entered the hallway and looked in both directions, unsure of where to go. 'Well,' he thought, 'when in doubt,' he took his hand and pointed in a random direction, "eenie, meenie, minie, moe!"

He ended up going right.

As he wandered, he kept getting the feeling that he was being watched. He spun around, trying to spot his would-be stalker. When he didn't see anyone, he turned back around only to run into someone. He backed up a few steps, "Sorry." He looked up and saw the man from before, in the church. They both stood there for a few minutes, till Dark decided to break the silence. "Thanks for saving me," he said, "Your name is Alucard, right?"

Alucard nodded, amused by Dark's behavior. "Do you think could help me get outta here?" Dark was feeling nervous with the way Alucard was eyeing him. Alucard smirked, and motioned for Dark to follow him; he hesitated for a moment, and then did so. As time passed, he noticed that his surroundings were starting to look less like a dungeon and more like an expensive mansion. They finally cam to a stop in front of two large double doors, and Alucard turned to Dark, "My master has been wanting to speak with you." Dark was confused, "Why would they want to do that?"

Alucard chuckled, "You'll see," he knocked on one of the doors. Once he heard a "Come in," from the other side, he nodded to Dark and they entered. The first thing that Dark noticed when he walked in was how spacious the room was. He looked around studying the room for a few moments from behind Alucard before turning to the desk at the other side of the room.

There was someone sitting in the chair behind it, but he couldn't see them on account of the chair being turned away from him, and facing the large window behind the desk. It was silent for a moment before Alucard spoke, "I have brought the boy as you requested, my master." Dark glared with indignation at Alucard, peeved that he would dare call him a boy, he was a man dammit! Alucard noticed this and smirked amused at the so-called boy's reaction. Dark turned his attention to the other occupant of the room, when they suddenly turned so that Dark was able to see her face.

Alucard's master was a woman with platinum blonde hair, tanned skin, and light blue eyes. She was silent at first, examining Dark as if trying to find some sort of fault in him. Then finally the silence was broken, "Hello, my name is Integra Wingates Hellsing, and I believe you've already met Alucard." It was more of a statement than a question, but Dark nodded his answer anyway. "Would you care to tell me your name?" Dark nodded, again, "It's Dark," Integra just sat there and stared, not amused.

"Well of course it's dark. It is 8 o'clock in the evening after all," Dark laughed, amused at the fact that Integra had misunderstood what he had said. Integra narrowed her eyes, becoming frustrated with the supposed teen, "And exactly what is so funny?"

Dark finally calmed down, "I'm sorry, it's just that you misunderstood what I said." She raised an eyebrow in question, " I meant that my name is Dark." Her eyes widened in realization, "My apologies," she replied. Dark grinned, "No problem."

Alucard was standing to the side, watching this little exhange of words, 'So, his name is Dark is it?' He smirked, 'such an unusual name and yet, it fits him' he thought, observing his prey. "So," Dark started, " What was it that you wanted to speak to me about?"

Integra paused, studying him for a moment before answering, "I wanted to speak to you about what happened in that church last night." Dark blinked, "...O...kay?" Integra readjusted her glasses, " why don't you sit down before we continue?"

She indicated towards the two chairs in front of her desk. Dark nodded and seated himself in one of them. Integra waited till he was completely seated before continuing, " Alucard briefed me on what happened, he especially told me all the details of the events that occurred after you were shot."

Dark was intrigued, "What you do mean?" Integra sighed, " Haven't you noticed yet? Didn't it ever cross your mind to even wonder why you're not even injured?"

T.B.C.

Well there's chapter 4! srry i stopped where i did and that there wasn't any yaoi in this one! But there will be in the next chapter! Most definitely!