The Phantom Thief and the Vampire

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to either D.N. Angel or Hellsing nor any of the characters from either anime, no matter how much I want to!

Warning: This will contain YAOI!! For those who don't know what this means, it is BoyxBoy love! Don't like it don't read, and don't send me messages saying how you think yaoi is bad or whatever, cause I'll just delete them immediately because if you don't like yaoi, then you SHOULDN'T BE READING IT!!!!! duh! There's also gonna be some SatoshixDaisuke, but not too much considering it's not really one of my favorite pairings, srry SatoxDai lovers! Some of the Characters will be a little OOC, especially Alucard, cause he's a difficult person to keep in character. And Yay!!! AlucardxDark fluff in this chapter! FINALLY! Lol!

P.S. This is an AU fic. Constructive criticisms ONLY! Flames will be used to make smores for me and my friends, maybe to start a bonfire, and for other miscellaneous and crazy pyromaniac-like things. Thank you! Oh yeah, please forgive me if I make any gramatical or spelling mistakes, cause I don't have a beta, though I would reaaallly like to have one. Please please please review! 299 people have looked at this fanfiction and only five people have reviewed! I need reviews! I want to know what all of you think of my story! And I would very much like to thank Lunaris Rinrei Hikari, Hatsasumi, Mujyakina-Hitokoroshiya, and shamenteen for all reviewing! You guys are great and I'm glad you like my story! XD

Blah – emphasis

'blah' – everyone else's thoughts
'blah' – Dark's thoughts
'blah' – Dark talking to Alucard telepathically
'blah' – Alucard talking to Dark telepathically
'blah' – Alucard's thoughts
-blah- – flashbacks
(blah) – author notes
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'blah'– emphasis in Alucard's thoughts
'blah' – emphasis in Dark's thoughts

Chapter 5

Recap: Integra waited till he was completely seated before continuing, " Alucard briefed me on what happened, he especially told me all the details of the events that occurred after you were shot." Dark was intrigued, "What you do mean?" Integra sighed, " Haven't you noticed yet? Didn't it ever cross your mind to even wonder why you're not even injured?"

Integra was now looking at him like he was an idiot. Dark put a hand to his chin, deep in thought (lord help us all...lol) "Now that you mention it...that is weird." Integra continued her explanation, "You see, apparently after you went unconscious, a black feather that Alucard had found in your pocket began to glow as it floated above your wound and healed you."

Dark raised one eyebrow, trying to play it cool even though he was a little nervous; he didn't know how to respond to that, and to make matters worse he had twitched somewhat when she said it. Integra narrowed her eyes, observing Dark's reaction suspiciously, "Would you care to shed some light on this mystery?" Dark blinked, folding his hands behind his head, "Well, I would love to, if it weren't for the fact that I'm just about as clueless as you are about this."

Integra turned her eyes to Alucard, who had been watching the exchange of words with amusement, "Alucard?" He smirked, understanding exactly what she wished to know, "He's lying."

Dark mentally cursed, 'Shit! How did he know!?!?' Alucard turned towards Dark, smirking, and said quite smugly, "I can read minds, boy." Dark's eyebrow twitched as he narrowed his eyes, pissed at both the situation and at Alucard for calling him a boy...as if he was a child...again. Integra spoke up, "Now, why don't you tell us the truth? Or would you rather I have Alucard force it out of you?" Dark shuddered, not wanting to know what would happen if he didn't cooperate, and sighed.

"Alright alright...I'll tell you."

He told them everything, from about how he had been created to when he had been about to steal the most recently awakened Hikari artwork, leaving out some minor details of course. Integra was silent as she went over the information that she had just been given in her mind.

"So," she started, "You expect me to believe that you are in reality 400 years old, were created from a supposed 'living artwork', and that you are a phantom thief?" "Why not?" Dark questioned, "I mean, you are in charge of an organization that fights vampires!"

"Prove it."

"Huh?" Dark wondered. " I want you to prove that you are who and what you say you are."

Dark grinned, confident in his abilities. "Alright then, what do you want me to do?" Integra leaned back in her chair, "That will have to wait until tomorrow." Dark blinked, unsure of why she wanted to wait, "Why?" Integra raised an eyebrow at Dark, " Midnight is a little late to be doing anything, don't you agree?"

He smiled sheepishly, "It's that late already? Man does time fly." She sighed, "Alucard will show you to your room, which you will not be allowed to leave unless I say you can." He shrugged, not all that concerned about being locked in all night, "Alright." Integra leaned forward, her elbows resting on the desk with her hands folded in front of her face, "You're dismissed."

Alucard and Dark exited her office through the door to the hallway, where Alucard proceeded to lead Dark to where he would be staying for the night.

some time later

Dark was officially bored.

They had been walking for what seemed like forever and they still hadn't reached the room he would be sleeping in for the night. He looked at the surrounding hallway, trying to find some way to get rid of his boredom. There was nothing, though, and the only other person there was Alucard. Dark hesitated somewhat, wondering if he really wanted to try speaking with the taller, slightly disturbing male. He mentally shrugged, 'Aww...What the hell. What's the worst that could happen?'

"Soo...What do you do for fun around here?" Alucard turned to look at him, smirking mentally. "Fun?" Dark nodded, "Yeah! What do you do when your not hunting and fighting other vampires?" Alucard's mental smirk started to show up on his face, and he turned back around before the phantom thief could see it, 'I believe is it time to have some fun' "Oh...There's many things that I do." He fell silent, waiting for Dark to take the bait.

Dark blinked, and asked Alucard One. Simple. Question. (Baaaaaadddd Idea!...for him maybe...XD lol) "What kind of things?" 'Perfect'

He barely had time to blink before he found himself pinned to the wall, "These kinds of things". He was about to ask the vampire what the hell he meant by that and what he thought he was doing when soft, moist lips were pressed against his own.

Dark froze, almost unable to comprehend was what happening, as Alucard's mouth moved gently against his own, trying to get him to respond. (KAWAII!!!! -squeals-) Sure he had kissed other people before, though mostly girls, and every now and then a boy, though it was rare; however, all of those kisses had been little more than just prolonged pecks on the lips if you came right down to it, and he had always been the one to take the initiative and be in control. Right now though, he wasn't in control, or the one to initiate the kiss, and surprisingly enough, he didn't really mind it all too much

Alucard broke the kiss gently and kissed along the line of Dark's jaw to down his neck till he got to the nape of Dark's neck, biting it gently, being careful not to break the skin, and then caressed it with his tongue, as if in apology, and pulling back a little to softly blow on the mark he had made, all the while allowing his hands to roam over Dark's body, as if exporing new and uncharted territory.

Dark gasped softly, shivering at the unfamiliar sensations running through his body, the things Alucard was doing to him was making it increasing. Alucard smirked and pressed his body against Dark's trapping him against the wall even more than he already had been. He pulled his face away from Dark's neck slighty, also pausing his exploration of the thief's body, intent on observing the effect he had on his prey.

Dark's eyes were half-lidded and glazed, looking at him but at the same time, not actually seeing him. He was panting, slightly out of breath, and his lips were a little swollen from the kiss Alucard had given him earlier. Alucard paused when he came upon those same lips in his observation, and he watched as the parted ever so slightly, as if inviting him to have another taste. He smirked at this train of thought, and pressed his lips onto Dark's in another kiss, loosening his hold on Dark somewhat so that he could wrap his arms around the smaller male. Dark's eyes fell shut as the sensations going through his body began to overwhelm him somewhat. As Alucard continued to kiss him his mind was going haywire. 'What's going on? Why am I not trying to push him away? Why?'

Deep inside his subconscious, he knew exactly why he didn't push the vampire away. The truth was...the way Alucard was kissing him, holding him...it made him feel...safe. He was brought out of his thoughts by the feeling of something wet and slightly rough brushing against his lower lip. His eyes flew open, staring at Alucard in surprise and confusion, and Alucard returned the stare, though his was calm and collected, if not a little smug. His tongue brushed against both of Dark's lips this time, seeking entrance. Dark hesitated for a moment, studying Alucard, before he granted it to him. He moaned softly as Alcuard entered his mouth, exploring and tasting him all at once.

He clutched at the soft material that made up Alucard's coat as his knees began to buckle, and he was sure he would have fallen if not for Alucard holding him up. Alucard smirked into the kiss, pleased with the effect he was having on his phantom thief. At this thought Alucard broke the kiss gently, while Dark whimpered at the loss of contact. Alucard turned to the mark on the thiefs neck that he had given him earlier, and a plan formed in his head. He lowered his mouth to the mark as Dark struggled to catch his breath, extending his fangs a little, and nibbled on the mark before he bit down, this time drawing blood. Dark whimpered as he felt a slight sting in his neck, but it didn't last even a second before a feeling of complete bliss started to come from the very same spot.

He released his grip on Alucard's coat and wrapped his arms around Alucard's neck, pulling him closer, trying to increase the pleasurable feeling, never wanting it to end. He whined softly as Alucard pulled away slowly, licking away the last few drops of blood from his neck. Alucard studied the puncture wounds on his little phantom thief's neck for a moment and smirked,'This will let all others know that he is mine and mine alone.' (-squeals again- OMG! Kawaii!!!) He turned his gaze to his thief's face.

Dark's eyes were closed as he breathed heavily and tried to regain his composure after the overwhelming sensations and feelings that he had just experienced, all the while looking as if he were about to pass out on his feet. Alucard's eyes softened a little as he took in the sight, and he lifted Dark off his feet and into his arms, intent on carrying his little one the rest of the way to his room.

Dark opened his eyes sleepily, and looked at Alucard, asking a silent question, before Alucard turned to him and kissed his forehead softly, whispering "Sleep", and his world went black. Alucard smirked as Dark fell into a deep slumber as a result of the minor spell he had just cast. He continued to study Dark's sleeping face and before he realized it, he was in front of the door to Dark's room.

He opened the door and strode to the other side of the room next to the bed, and laid Dark on one side. He pulled back the covers on the other side and lifted Dark into his arms again before tucking him into bed, trying to make him as comfortable as possible. He stood up straight once this was done, and left the room, after giving the thief one last look and closed the door, locking it.

To be continued.

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Yue: Holy shit. I can't believe I just wrote that!!!! XD I love it!!!! lol, this was my first time writing a romance scene so please don't kill me if it sucks :( And as I said earlier PLEASE review! I need to know what you think and what I can do to make this story better!

Dark: You better do as she says, she's nuts.

Yue: and what is THAT supposed to mean!!!!! -eyes are glowing red and an evil fiery background is behind her-

Dark: -Laughs nervosuly- nothing nothing!!! I was just joking!

Yue: Thought so. -smirks-