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"Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again."
~ Jack Handy
A smartly dressed woman stood in the doorway, one arm covered in a fashionable scarf. The effect was slightly ruined as she stomped in and flopped down in the chair across the desk.
"Ms. Evelyn Hughes?" Said the Doctor.
"Yes."
"It says here that you've been hearing voices."
"ONE. One voice, dear God, that is more then enough." said Evelyn with just a hint of snarl in her voice.
" Does this voice want you to hurt anyone or yourself?"
"It gives fashion advice."
"Whh…at?," sputtered the Doctor incredulously.
" Fashion advice, I have spent most of my recovery watching Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, and Martha Stewart marathons.," Evelyn said tonelessly.
"Why would you do that ?"
"The voice said that if it had to be stuck in a disgusting Squishy, then it would have to be the best looking one."
"Squishy." said the Doctor deadpan.
"Yeah. Can you please just tell it that I don't look good in yellow, sorry, Goldenrod…"
Author's note: Thanks for the Reviews Elita One and "Stripperella"