Wow this somewhat fun….hope somebody reads it
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Cupboard_Boy: OMG! Ron we should give voldemort a birthday party!
Ginger_Kid: Bloody hell harry he tried to kill you
Cupboard_Boy: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU SAY RON! AT LEAST MR. SNUFFLES LISTENS TO ME!
-My-O-Knee has entered the chat room-
Cupboard_Boy: Hermione, we should throw Voldemort a birthday party
My-O-knee: doesn't that seem a bit unethical harry?
My-O-knee: Oh well if it makes you happy I think we should go with giving him a pony!
Ginger_Kid: Are you that stupid! The man needs Bosely!
Cupboard_Boy: HE NEEDS A HUG!
Ginger_Kid: let's ask Draco, anyone know his screen name?
My-O-Knee: It's DracoEsHot *runs to throw up*
DracoEsHot: So Harry where, were we? *I grab you buy the shoulder s and push you against the wall*
PretendPotter: *I grab your oh so wonderful Crotc-
-Cupboard_Boy had entered the chat room-
-Ginger_Kid has entered the chat room-
-My-O-knee- has entered the chat room-
DracoEsHot: WTF! How'd you get in here!
Cupboard_Boy: eh…WTF? Who is this PretendPotter and OMG!! *throws up*
Ginger_Kid: so how's Harry's Rod?
My-O-Knee: *turns green* Draco what would Voldemort want for a birthday gift?
DracoEsHot: Wow...ok lets see, he would want a pony!
My-O-Knee: OMG! I was right!
DracoEsHot: *hits head continuously on desk*
Ginger_Kid: Ok, so pink balloons or red and gold balloons?
Cupboard_Boy: Defiantly Red and pink with blue streamers and a yellow themed cake!
Ginger_Kid: how many candles do we need?
My-O-Knee: Draco, muffin how many candles?
DracoEsHot: I thought he was like fossil old
Ginger_Kid: ok so a couple million candles...Damn …bout the cake harry
Cupboard_Boy: we can have it in Antarctica and make the biggest cake eva!
DracoEsHot: Oh, so to make it yellow we piss on it?
Cupboard_Boy: Exactly, Hermione you can lift up your skirt and help!
Ginger_Kid: but a cake that holds a million candles is going to be really big we're gonna need a lot of piss!
DracoEsHot: Let's go ask Prof. Snape to help!
OMg! Asking Snape for help and who is PretendPotter? HA…can't wait for Voldemort's birthday!