Cupboard_Boy: OK, so is Snape getting on?

-ToSexyForHisRobes has entered the chat room-

Ginger_Kid: what's up with your name?

ToSexyForHisRobes: Draco, what?

DracoEsHot: we need you to help us piss on cake for voldemort.

ToSexyForHisRobes: you want me to help you piss?

My-O-Knee: Harry is throwing a birthday for Voldemort, but the cake is so big that we need loads of people to piss on it so it turns yellow.

Cupboard_Boy: I WANT A YELLOW CAKE!

ToSexyForHisRobes: the cake is being made in Antarctica isn't it? Guess I could help.

-The_Blond_Basterd has entered the chat room-

DracoEsHot: DADDY! Will you help us piss on Voldemort's cake?

The_Blond_Basterd: Why golly gee son, sure I will!

Cupboard_Boy: OMg OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Ginger_Kid: we need to go to Antarctica now!

-Everyone has left the room-

Ginger_Kid: have you had buttsex with Harry?

DracoEsHot: no

Ginger_Kid: have you scene Harry's wand?

DracoEsHot: Yes. Everyone's scene it!

My-O-Knee: You're a sick Basterd Draco!

ToSexyForHisRobes: are we going to piss or not?

Lawls….who hasn't seen Harry's wand *cough* Equus even if this isn't funny…it passes time for me