"Ikuto, I made a cake!"
"...A cake? Are you sure the cat didn't just shit on you or something?"
"Ikuto! I don't even have a cat."
"I'm your cat."
"So you're saying you shat on me?"
"Is 'shat' even a word?"
"I don't know. Anyways, I made a cake. Come taste it! It's chocolate!"
"Fine, damn it."
"So...?" Amu asked.
"It's okay... I mean, it's good, but you taste so much better."
"I-Ikuto!"