A/N: Kelly's opinion. Enjoy!

Interview 2: Kelly Kapor

Camera Man: So, like, what do you think about Jim's promotion to co-manager?

Kelly: He's not as douchey as Michael. Is douchey a word? You know, I like made up words. This one time, in pre-school, I made up this word called "Yibbles", and...(Continues on & on & on)

Camera Man: So... What do you think about him, dude?

Kelly: You know, I don't really like the word "Dude", cuz it, like, sounds like "Du- du", you know, poop, and stuff, and like, which is So frieking gross, ya know?

Camera Man:(shoots himself)

A/N: So sad... He had so much potential...