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This may be a little misleading, but it's NOT going to turn into a KisaNaru fic. :P
Teme: It better not :
Me: It wont DX
Teme: If it does I will kill Kisame and block you
Me: nooooo D:
Teme: hmph
Me: Why do you hate Kisame?
Teme: Because I do
Me: D:
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters :O
Naruto woke up to the smell of food. He cracked open an eye. Why must it be morning? He got up and stretched. His body ached and pained. Naruto looked at his arms and tried to pick out the glass. All he did was bloody up his fingers.
Stupid glass, always having to get stuck.
That's what happens when you jump out of a window.
Did I ask you?
Doesn't matter. Anyway, you should really get home, or you'll be in trouble. Unless you want to stay with this...guy.
Why would I want to do that?
Oh, I don't know. He just took you out of a very conveniently placed dumpster, and carried you all the way to his house.
Well, I didn't ask him to. He did it on his own. I shouldn't have to like someone for that. I don't even know him.
Ungrateful little bitch.
Don't talk to me like that.
Don't make me come over there.
You're stuck in a little cage, what can you do?
Wanna find out?
Bring it on.
coughslutcough
WHAT?!
You heard me.
Aww I oughta!
...
Kyuubi?
Stupid fox.
Naruto continued to pick at the glass. The shards seemed like burning matches that were buried deep beneath his skin. Kisame walked in with a pan.
"Breakfast is ready" Kisame motioned him towards the kitchen.
Naruto followed slowly, being unsure of the blue mans intentions. Kisame set down two plates and took a seat. Naruto sat down and picked at his food, while Kisame ate like a wild beast. They ate in silence for a couple of minutes, until Kisame couldn't handle the awkwardness any longer.
"I'm Kisame"
Naruto looked at the blue man, "Kisame.."
"What's your name?"
Naruto pondered if he should reveal his identity for a couple of minutes, before he decided it was harmless. "I'm Naruto."
"Naruto? That's a nice name." Kisame smiled
"Yeah, I guess"
"May I ask why you jumped out of the hospital window?" Kisame finished his last few bites
"I wanted out" Such a simple answer, yet it explained everything.
"I see"
"Yeah..."
"So, uh, where do you live?"
"Why?"
"Well, I have to take you back."
"What if I don't want to go back?"
"Where would you live?"
"I could live right here."
Shit. This blonde was going to be trouble.
"But you don't even know me"
"Yes I do, your name is Kisame. That's plenty well enough."
"You don't know what I could turn out to be"
"What do you mean?" Naruto stared at Kisame with uncertainty
"Like, I could be a murderer or something"
"Doubt it"
"Why"
"You seem to whimpy to take on a fly"
"WHAT?! I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW, IF I WANTED TO!"
"Suuuure"
"Don't doubt me"
"Too late" Naruto cheerfully walked off to the bed.
Kisame sighed and cleared off the dishes, then went to the bed to see what this pain in the ass was doing. Naruto was on the bed flipping through channels on his extra small tv.
Stupid apartment. Why does it have to be so small and shitty?
Kisame sat on the bed next to Naruto. Naruto was feeling very uncomfortable. The bed was barely big enough to fit the both of them. Kisame's feet went over the edge, and he had to get in an uncomfortable position to not fall off. It wasn't even the size of a twin. It was tremendously smaller, as if it was built for a toddler. The only good thing about it was that it was very comfortable.
"Do you have to sit right next to me?" Naruto tried to shift away, but it was useless
"Where else would I sit?"
"You can sit on the chair"
"Well I'm not going to, its my apartment"
Naruto eventually became used to this person sitting behind him. The t.v. was extremely uninteresting, as the channels were mosty fuzz and white noise. He closed his eyes and snuggled a little closer to the nice warmth. Kisame, being completely unaware, was shocked when he felt Naruto get closer. He stared, irratated, at the blonde for a minute, but he decided to let it slide this time. He played with the golden locks, and Naruto fidgeted and let out a small mew. Kisame found this very cute.
Maybe he wont be such a pain after all. If he just learns his boundaries, and adapts to the rules, this could work out.
Kisame continued to stare at the tv, when the door slammed open and a certain little pest walked in.
"What's up Kisame? I went to the store and-...Whats this?" Itachi stared at the figure of a little blonde in the caress of the blue man
"I found him on the street, he looked like he needed a home." Kisame thought of a lie, but it was competely useless
"Strange, there are hundreds of hobos and you choose this one? I think not. This little blonde belongs to my little brother." Itachi bounced to the kitchen happily
"W-What? Theres no way! How would you know?"
"I know everything my brother does, hes not very secretive" Itachi unpacked some groceries
"But he never mentioned belonging to anyone"
"Tsk tsk tsk Kisame, messing with Uchiha property? Do you want me to tell my brother you have him? Things could get messy." Itachi smirked and put some things in the cabinets.
"No!I wasn't doing anything, I swear!" Kisame shook his hands in a "it's not what it looks like fashion"
"How can I believe you Kisame? You have lied to me in the past" Itachi let out a playful frown
"I swear on my life, I didn't"
"Hmm, ok!" Itachi continued to put away the groceries
Kisame let out a small sigh. He always had to get in trouble. Stupid Uchiha, owning the blonde wasn't fair at all. The blonde came to him, and wants to stay, Sasuke shouldn't be able to take him away.
Itachi finished with the groceries, and walked by Kisame.
"You aren't in love with this little blonde, are you?"
Kisame didn't know what to say. He didn't really know this guy, but he seemed to lighten up his morning, even though he was a bit annoying. There was the saying "love at first sight" so why couldn't this be any different?
"Hm, well either way he will have to go home sometime" Itachi went into the bathroom
Couldn't a poor little shark keep a beautiful angel? It wasn't fair.
Aww poor Kisame. This chapter seemed to drag on, and it looks like there was a missing chapter where Naruto and Kisame got to know each other better, or something. Teehee. :3
Well, I would like some niice reviews and stuff. :D Please.
Teme: If you want reviews, you have to update!!
Me: I am, I am D:
Teme: You better
Next chapter soon!