Well, I am trying to get back in the habit of writing.

:D

Yay for you!

Naruto: It is about damn time!

Me: Hey, I am trying here.

Naruto: You use that excuse all the time.

Me: Do not make me bring Sai into this story.

Naruto: -gulp-

Enjoy!

Now Naruto just felt completely dirty, and grimy. All he could think about now was his imperfections. It sucked. He tried to take a shower a couple times to get rid of his dirty feeling, but it would not go away. Everything about him seemed absolutely revolting. He stood in front of a mirror to wallow in his anguish. First things first. His hair. It was way too blonde. It was almost as blinding as the sun, it always looked trashy, and who even liked blondes? His eyes. They were the worst color of blue, ever. They did not even show emotion, and they just looked like shit. His head shape, and jaw. Wow. If anyone could look like a deformed canteloupe it was him. His head was too small, and shrunken. His jawline was too soft, and small. Maybe it was too big. He had no idea what people liked. His nose. It was huge and mishapen. His mouth. It was overly thin, and not plump like the famous movie stars. He hated them. His scars. Well, he would rather not think about them.

Then his eyes moved downward to his bare skin reflecting in the mirror. His chest. It was so flat. He was supposed to have some big blazing pecs. His shoulders. They were too close, and too small. His stomach. He had a light showing of his abs, but it was supposed to be a bulging eight pack. He may as well have a big gut. His waist. He hated his waist so very much. It was too big, and his bones stuck very far outward. His arms. His biceps were moderately showing. His muscles liked to hide somewhere. He was supposed to have big lumps for biceps, but he did not. His forearms were extremely fat. They could feed a family of four! Not to mention his arms and hands were veiny. Ew.

His eyes lowered, and rested on a certain part. Well, he definitely thought it was too small. Not thick enough. His legs. They were scrawny chicken legs. Legs were supposed to be gleaming with definition, and maybe hairy to a certain extent, but he did not care about that. His leg, underarm, and facial hair basically never grew. He did not like hair that much anyway. His butt. It was too small, and flat. His skin. It was tan to say the least. It looked fake, and plastic. Horrendous. How could anyone like a freak like him?

Well, Sasuke loved him, and that mattered. He could not say that Kiba's opinion did not get to him though. His words inscribed his consciousness, and cut through him. Naruto made a face, it was sort of disappointed, and unsatisfied at the same time. He did not want to look at his body any longer so he got back in his dark blue boxer-briefs, orange cargo pants, and tight black shirt, and left the bathroom. He jumped on his bed face first, and felt the bed shake. Eugh.

Sasuke was pretty pleased with himself, to say the least. He took the hottie with the body, the one who rebelled, the one who hated him, and nailed him. Hell yeah. Not to say Sasuke did not love him, but he was just pretty proud of his accomplishment, and would look into the sincere parts later. That crazy blonde was his. No one elses. Naruto belonged to him. Just like he planned. Just like it was supposed to be. He could care less about those other two, but they could prove to have some fun value later.

He got off his bed, and went through his drawer. After a bit of scrambling he found exactly what he was looking for. The perfect addition to his already perfect prize. Sasuke smirked, and let out an evil laugh. In his hand he held a collar with the Uchiha symbol on it.

Naruto was nearly asleep when he heard knocking at his door. Aw, fuck. He always had trouble falling asleep, and he was nearly there. Gosh darn the world. His life sucked for sure. He could have ranted about it for hours, but the knocking persisted. He went to answer the door.

He opened it, and saw Sasuke's face.

"Well shit." Naruto mumbled.

"Not happy to see me?" Sasuke let out a small fake frown.

"Did I say that out loud?" Naruto's cheecks were speckled with a light pink.

Sasuke just laughed and looked at him, "I have a present for you."

"Ooo! What is it?" Naruto looked at him eager.

"Well, if I give it to you, you have to promise to always wear it. Okay?" Sasuke glared at him a little.

"Yes, yes yes yes yes. Just give it to me!"

Sasuke grinned, and handed the collar to Naruto, who stared at it in confusion.

"What is this supposed to be?" Naruto looked at Sasuke incredulously.

"A collar for my little fox." Sasuke let out a small smirk.

"A collar?"

"You are mine now, right?"

"Well, yeah, but..."

"But?"

"Why would I wear it?"

"Because you love me. Besides you already promised to so you have to now."

Naruto sighed in disappointment with himself. Being so easily tricked, especially since he knew Sasuke now, but he did promise. He put the collar around his neck, and Sasuke clasped it. Sasuke looked at him, and gave a grin of satisfaction. The dobe was his, and it was official. Actually, he almost liked it too much. Wild fantasies started to go through his head. His weak innocent uke waiting for him while wearing his collar as a symbol that he was Sasuke's and that Sasuke could do whatever he liked to him.

Stupid fetishes.

After a few minutes of adjusting, Naruto looked in a mirror. Well, at least it fit with his outfit.

"Alright my little foxy, I am going to go now. Be good."

"You do not have to treat me like a child." Naruto said irritated, but Sasuke was already gone.

Naruto decided to go meet his friends, and went into Shika's room.

Shika and Kiba looked at him, and saw the emblem. They were not happy.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" Kiba shouted at him.

"A-a collar." He felt awkward calling it that, but it was exactly that, a collar.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING IT?!" Kiba nearly chocked Naruto.

"You do not have to yell. I am wearing it because I promised Sasuke I would."

Kiba let out a long long sigh. "Great, first he gets you in bed, then marks you, whats next?"

"Hey, do not act like he is doing whatever he wants to me. You know it is not like that." Naruto said sternly.

"How can you defend that asshole? And, honestly, he is. You are falling into his little trap so you will belong to him."

"How would you know?" Naruto was getting so very close to punching Kiba in the face.

"I know lots of things."

"You have no idea what you are talking about."

"Maybe if you would get off your knees, and stop sucking his dick for a second, you would notice it too!" Kiba shouted angrily at Naruto.

"Okay, that is fucking it dickweed!" Naruto raised his fist.

"Everyone shut the hell up!" Shikamaru yelled from the floor.

Naruto and Kiba bothed halted, and looked at Shika, both in surprise, and because he told them to.

"Listen, you two have been best friends since you were kids, you were always so close, and always loved each other. Now you are letting some guy get in between your friendship. You two, the ones who were once insepperable, are now trying to fight over him. All of this heartbreak, and devastation for what? A little revenge, and to have some guy as your boyfriend? You guys have fallen very low."

They both blinked at this long statement, trying to soak up the truths.

"Sasuke is not just some guy." Naruto stated irritatedly.

"Oh great, the little bitch is talking about his master again."

"Fuck you, Inuzuka!"

"Fuck you Uzumaki, oh wait you already have someone to do that."

Naruto raised his fist again, and Shikamaru went in between them, and kept them apart. Fuck this was complicated.

"Okay you two need to go to your own rooms, and stay there." Shikamaru grabbed them both, and started to drag them to their rooms.

"You are only going out with him because he ignores the fact that you are ugly and fat!" Kiba shouted, now near his door, being dragged by Shika.

"You are only mad I am going out with him because you wanted to fuck me first, and you are insecure that you will not find anyone to be with, dog fucker." Naruto crossed his arms, and glared.

Kiba opened his mouth to say something, but closed it. He did not know what to say to that. It was all true, and it hurt.

Once Kiba was locked in his room, and Naruto was locked in his, thanks to the special key Shikamaru found, everything was quiet.

Naruto plopped on his bed, and thought about what Kiba had said. His eyes stung, and his heart dropped. He felt like crying. He never knew words could hurt so much. All he knew was that he wanted to be perfect, and not fat. There was only one way to do that. He got up, and walked into the bathroom, the cold tile chilling his feet. He opened the toilet lids, and shoved his fingers down his throat.

Well, it was longer than I expected!

I hope you arent pissed at my sudden stopping, and please do not kill any of the characters.

I had Sasuke out of this one a whole lot.

Hm.

Anyway I liked it.

Naruto: You make me sound like a wuss.

Me: Well you are a frail lost person.

Naruto: Am not!

Me: Whaaatever.

Review!