Oookay!

Well I am going to try to make this something long.

I am kind of running out of material.

Submit your ideas to me.

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Sasuke: MUAHAHA

Me: What?

Sasuke: I have money, power, and now NARUTO.

Me: Well, I could have Kiba come to his senses and...

Sasuke: NO!!!

Me: :D

Naruto raised his head, and stared at the ceiling. Tears rolled down his cheeks, and his throat burned. He hated doing this, but he had to. It was all for them. He would do anything for them. He closed the toilet lids, and flushed. He opened the bathroom door, and looked at his reflection on the way out. He looked sick, but he ignored it. He walked through his room into Shikamaru's hoping Kiba would be there. He opened the door, and looked around to see Shikamaru sitting on the floor. He frowned, and Shikamaru turned his head towards Naruto.

"...?" Shikamaru asked.

"Wheres Kiba?"

"Look, I do not want any more fights going on around here."

"I wasn't going to fight."

"What were you going to do then?" Shikamaru glared.

"I wanted to apologize." Naruto lowered his voice.

"Hn. He is in his room."

Naruto started to leave, but Shikamaru spoke up. "Tread carefully, and choose your words wisely." He stared up at the ceiling.

Naruto nodded his head, and went through his room to the door joining his and Kiba's. He stared at the door for a bit, and raised his hand, and gently knocked. After a bit of silence, he thought maybe Kiba did not hear it, but with his super sensed hearing, he would have heard it. Naruto stood there for an awkward second, and then he started to get a bit annoyed. Kiba was ignoring him.

Naruto knocked louder this time to make sure Kiba could hear him. After a few seconds he heard a growl, and someone getting off a bed, and walking to the door. The door unlocked, and opened, revealing a very pissed Kiba. He glared at Naruto.

"What is it?" Kiba growled.

"I-I came to apologize."

Kiba's glare softened, and he lowered his eyes. He opened his door wider, and motioned Naruto to go in. Naruto walked in, and Kiba closed his door, and locked it. When Naruto heard the door lock, he jumped a bit. He was not sure exactly why Kiba would need to lock the door, but he would trust him.

"Look, Kiba, I did not mean what I said. I was just upset, and overreacted."

"I understand. I am sorry too, I just got a little overprotective of you. We have been friends for so long, I just felt threatened when I found out that Uchiha was invading...you." Kiba smirked.

"Kiba!" Naruto playfully punched Kiba's arm.

Kiba smiled, but his expression changed, and he started sniffing the air. He looked at Naruto quizically, and leaned forward while sniffing. Naruto leaned back a bit, not comfortable with this awkward situation.

"You smell like puke." Kiba stated bluntly.

"Way to kill a mood." Naruto rolled his eyes.

Inside Naruto was just about to jump out of his skin. He had forgotten to brush his teeth. Of all the things, he did not clean the evidence. Great.

"Are you sick?"

"No, I am fine."

"Then why do you smell like puke?"

Aw crap. What if he figures me out.

Well, it would be your fault first of all, and perhaps it may prove to be important.

If it was important, I am sure it would have started out with something better than, 'You smell like puke.'

He is just very...straight-forward.

However, not straight in the least. Hah.

Developing a back-handed sense of humor I see.

What? I do not understand.

Nevermind that now kid. Pay attention!

"Naruto?" Kiba snapped his fingers at Naruto's face.

"Huh? Oh, hi."

"Hello, welcome back. Are you going to answer me now?"

"Well you see..." Naruto was a horrible liar. At least when it came to his friends.

"Yes?"

"I was...uhm...imagining Gai in a speedo." Naruto scratched the back of his head, and laughed sheepishly.

Kiba's face scowled in horror. "Never mention such things again!"

"I wont." Naruto laughed.

"Now what is the real reason?"

Ugh, crap.

"I do not want to talk about it. Hey it looks like it is time for lunch." With that Naruto ran towards the door, and tried to open it, but found that it was locked.

"Shika did not unlock the front doors."

Naruto ran towards the joining door, and remembered it was locked too. He was trapped.

"I am not letting you out until you tell me."

----

Kisame lied on his bed. His nose was wrapped in a bandage, courtesy of Itachi. Itachi sat on the edge of the bed, and stared at the blue skinned man. Kisame let out a deep sigh, and reevaluated his situation.

I think I maybe like that little blonde, but there is no way I could get near him with that Uchiha around. Maybe I can sneak him off without anyone noticing. Doubt it. What if Naruto did not want to leave. He did say that he never wanted to go back, but maybe it was just a rush of emotions. Fuck. This was all Sasuke's fault.

Itachi peered through Kisame's eyes. He could not see what Kisame was thinking, though.

"What are you thinking about?" A simple, and direct way to ask.

"Hm? Oh, nothing." Kisame tilted his head towards Itachi.

"Are you thinking about that little blondie?"

Kisame just sighed in response.

"You know he is Uchiha property, right. You can not just go looking for him. If Sasuke finds you, he will kill you. Not that I would tell him you were going or anything. Just something to think about."

"I know, but I feel like I should go after him."

"What is the point? It may not even be worth it. You should just give up while you are ahead." Itachi nodded his head.

"Well I can not just deny what may be my happiness." Kisame frowned.

"Hn."

"You would not tell Sasuke if I was going, right?"

"Nope, I promise."

"Well, I am not going to give up! I have to get him." Kisame rushed out the door.

How wonderful. That stupid fishman would not take a hint if it grew legs, sat in his lap, and called him mama. Well He could not tell Sasuke he was going, he made a promise. Itachis eyes widened for a second, and a smirk took over his lips. He spotted a loophole.

----

"It is nothing, I promise!" Naruto stared deep into Kiba's eyes.

"Right. How am I supposed to believe that, Naruto?"

"You do not believe me?" Naruto lowered his lip, and it quivered.

"Hey! That is not going to work on me, mister!" Kiba shot daggers with his eyes.

"Hmph."

"Just tell me."

"No."

"Is it really that bad?"

"It's just- I just do not want to say it."

Kiba pulled out a pen, and paper.

What a conveniant bastard.

Naruto grabbed the paper, and pen. What was he supposed to write? 'I took everything you said very harshly so I became bulemic, and it is all your fault. -Love Naruto Uchiha' Naruto snorted. Kiba would probably kill Sasuke if he did that. Sasuke would probably kind of deserve it, though. He could be a total bastard, not to mention he almost raped Kiba. Actually, come to think of it, that should be a major factor he should have considered before even kissing the Uchiha. Damn it all! Naruto sighed, and with all the courage he could muster, wrote on the paper.

I made myself do it.

Kiba took a look at the paper, and narrowed his eyes. He took the pen, and wrote back.

I made myself do it.

Why?

Naruto read his response, and nearly scoffed. He always asked the right questions. He bit his lip, and wrote.

I made myself do it.

Why?

I feel fat.

Kiba eyed the words. Wonderful. He quickly scratched his reply.

I made myself do it.

Why?

I feel fat.

Was this because of what I said? I am sorry, I did not mean it. You should forget it.

Naruto sighed. He had to blame himself. He wrote thickly.

I made myself do it.

Why?

I feel fat.

Was this because of what I said? I am sorry, I did not mean it. You should forget it.

No, it has nothing to do with you. I just want to get rid of this extra baggage.

Kiba glared at the paper. Naruto was such an idiot. He nibbled on the pen, and replied.

I made myself do it.

Why?

I feel fat.

Was this because of what I said? I am sorry, I did not mean it. You should forget it.

No, it has nothing to do with you. I just want to get rid of this extra baggage.

Naruto, you are not fat. End of story.

Naruto pffted. Obviously, Kiba was saying that to cover up what he said. He wrote back.

I made myself do it.

Why?

I feel fat.

Was this because of what I said? I am sorry, I did not mean it. You should forget it.

No, it has nothing to do with you. I just want to get rid of this extra baggage.

Naruto, you are not fat. End of story.

Yes I am. Do not deny it.

Kiba set the paper down. There was no way he would argue in a note.

"Naruto, you may need to get some help.

"I am fine!" Naruto shot up.

"I am going to have to get a doctor or something."

"Look, you can not tell anyone, okay?"

"I do not think I can promise that."

"Kiba, you can not tell anyone! Got it?"

"Okay, fine, just be wary of it, and do not do it again."

"Can I go to my room now?" Naruto lowered his voice.

"Okay." Kiba unlocked the door, and Naruto went into his room.

----

Sneaking into the Uchiha mansion was a lot easier said than done. Kisame was sitting on top of the great fence seperating the glorious Uchihas from the rest of Konoha. He wished someone had informed him there were spikes at the tips. Ouch. He scaled to the other side, and ended up falling all the way down. Lucky for him, a nice few thornbushes cushioned his fall. After picking out some thorns, he sneaked across the lawn to the edge of the estate. He followed the walls, and peeking through the windows all the way.

I have got to find Naruto.

Kisame had gone through hell when he went back to his hotel apartment thing. Itachi, of course, was there waiting for him. He seemed a bit shocked to see Kisame's battered nose, but he made a makeshift bandage, and got Tsunade to fix it, for the most part. Things were still uneasy with Konoha, especially since they tried to steal Naruto, and destroy Konoha a couple times. Actually, it was specifically Itachi, and Kisame so the feelings were a little more condensed. There was no way Sakura would help, she probably would have ripped poor Kisame's nose off. They lived on the very outskirts of the village, because that is the only place where most of the population would not see them. Of course they were useful for attacks, and wars so Tsunade, and the council made sure they had liveable conditions so the Akatsuki would still help out. Of course they were not ones to really get into apologizing, but it was recognized.

Anyway, Itachi took care of Kisame, and made sure that nothing touched his nose, unless Kisame was not being cooperative, then maybe a slight punch would reach it. That would usually end up in Kisame crying, and begging him to stop, while spewing out information. Itachi wanted to know everything about what happened. It was quite annoying, actually. However, Kisame eventually spilled the whole scene to him. Itachi just sat there going over his information, and it drove Kisame mad, but he lived. After a talk with Sasori, and pissing his pants later, he was free of all danger.

Now he was back in its face. He cautiously turned a corner. For such a rich family, and large area, they did not have many guards. Actually, he did not think he saw any at all. They were all probably on lunch break. Yeah, that was it. The most likely cause was that the Uchiha family thought they were so powerful that they could keep any intruder out. That was probably true, but it was still hot headed of them.

Kisame walked in what seemed like a maze. He looked in window after window, but did not find the blonde. Actually, most of the rooms were empty, and looked untouched. Eventually, he came to a window with a brown haired kid, with red markings on his cheeks. Kisame knew he was close, and looked into the next room. The unmistakeable blonde hair shone from the bed. He put his hand on the window.

"Naruto."

Yay!

Well that was a bit longer, and cooler.

I have some kind of story plotness now! Yay!

Hopefully I can be updating soon, again.

Sasuke: You say that all the time.

Me: Shut up you D:

Sasuke: You are too stupid to come up with your own ideas.

Me: Oh Kiiiiibaaaa.

Sasuke: I am sorry! Sorryyy!! Sorryyy!!

Me: :D

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