Hey everybody! It's the stories of One-eye's problems... continued!! =D =D =D I got several suggestions, and I will use them, but first I'm going to do all the problems with the first five apprentices. (Ravenpaw, Dustpaw, etc.) So I hope you guys like the continuation of One-eye's problem with Firepaw as I give you....... One-Eye's Problem with Graypaw!!!! XD (Oh, and I realized I didn't have Halftail in the last chapter! I will in this one!)

Disclaimer: If I owned Warriors, Firestar and Spottedleaf wouldn't have even looked at each other, the Three would the Squirrelflight's kits, Leafpool would still be in the Clan, and Crowfeather wouldn't be an emotionless zombie. But that's just me, right? I also don't own airplanes, the Army, ballet, granola bars, or Hitler. Nor do I like him. .

One-Eye was jolted from her 12th afternoon nap at the sound of a terrible plane imitation outside. Grabbing her cane, which was now held together with glue and Scotch tape after being broken by Firepaw's thick head, she hobbled to the entrance of the elder's den. Seeing what was making the noise, she groaned.

Graypaw had both his front legs stretched out and was running, or "zooming" around the camp pretending to be an airplane.

One-Eye waved her cane around like a sword. "You danged youngun'! Git ta Yellerfang's den RIGHT NOW an' start workin', YA HEAR ME????"

Graypaw immediately stopped and stood up straight. "Ma'am, yes, ma'am!" He sharply turned in the direction of the medicine cat den and goose-stepped all the way there, yelling, "LEFT! LEFT! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT! LEFT! LEFT! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT! Company, MARCH!!"

One-Eye began to walk back into the den as quietly as possible, but it was too late. Smallear had woken up.

"GOOD MORNING BARNYARD!!!!" That woke up Dappletail.

"We don't live in a barnyard-- GENIUS!" She shrieked the last word, startling Smallear and resulting in him diving for Pappy Baggers, also held together by glue and Scotch tape since Firepaw had tried and failed to shield himself with the paper bag. Smallear clutched it tightly, stroked it and muttered a few indiscernible words, then started to breathe in it.

Dappletail rolled her eyes. "Insanity serves him right. After all, he is insane. Hey," she added, looking around. "Where's Halftail?"

Then the two elderly she-cats spotted him on the roof of the elder's den. One-Eye yowled in annoyance. Dappletail sighed. "Oh, yeah," she muttered. "He's got yoga today."

Halftail was standing rod-straight high on the top of the den doing a sun salutation. Opening one eye just a slit, he saw his fellow geezers staring at him. "Good afternoon, grasshoppers. Have you finally come to acknowledge you beauty and grace of the Kontishiwa meditation ways?" He attempted to do a crane and almost toppled off the roof.

"No way, ya clueless BUM!" One-Eye screeched up to him, storming back into the elder's den shortly afterwards, Dappletail close behind her.

By the time they were both back in their nests, Graypaw had returned with mouse bile and clean bedding.

"TOOK YA LONG ENOUGH!!" One-Eye yelled. Smallear, curled up on the floor right next to One-Eye, stopped hyperventilating just long enough to let out a high, pitiful "EEP!", resuming his former pastime immediately.

But Graypaw wasn't paying attention. Now he was a ballerina, tip-toeing and spinning around carelessly. His tail flung around the elder's den and, before One-Eye or Dappletail cold do anything, shattered all 363 of Halftail's porcelain statues of Buddha.

"What is all the unpleasant racket, my little granola bars?" Halftail's head popped into the doorway upside down. He saw one broken Buddha head and all traces of Zen were gone. Halftail began clawing at the walls of the elder's den while screaming unbelievable profanity through the holes he was making. Graypaw paid no mind, for he was now pretending to be a Nazi, marching around and jutting his paw from his chest to the air and yelling, "HATE HITLER!! HATE HITLER!!"

Dappletail quickly saw that she was the only one able to take control of the situation. Grabbing the almighty blue and Scotch tape, she speedily repaired the majority (oh, about 100) of broken Buddha's, setting them back in place on the bookshelves on Halftail's side of the den. Grabbing one, she held it out one of the many holes that Halftail had made.

"Halftail! Halftail, look! Buddha's all better!" She held it out for a little, then a paw snatched the porcelain figure away, and she head Halftail scrambled up to the roof muttering, "My precious..."

"HATE HITLER!! HATE HITLER!! Haaaaaaaaaaaatttteee HITLER!!" With the last word, Graypaw threw his paw out, letting go of the mouse bile-soaked moss. It flew through the air in slow motion, and landed nowhere else but One-Eye's face.

So there.

Then One-Eye proceeded to throw every one of Halftail's Buddha's at Graypaw, whether they were in one piece or not, as Halftail returned to ripping apart the elder's den after hearing the commotion and seeing his precious being shattered again and Smallear used sense for once and darted out of the den, only to be flattened by a piece of falling roof when he returned to Pappy Baggers. Dappletail, on the other hand, calmly stood up and took the back door out, walking into the clearing for some fresh air as all heck broke loose in the elder's den.

Yep. There's One-Eye's problem with Graypaw. Lol XD I really hope you liked it! I want to have One-Eye swear in every chapter. I used only numbers while writing this swearing part, but if you still see the line, let me know so I won't do it again. And I hope you guys noticed how I put "Hate Hitler" instead of "Hail Hitler" because hailing Hitler is completely out of the question. Please don't sue me or get mad at me now. Thanks and please review! KTHANXBYE XD