Dear Diary,
I suppose if I'm going to make Harry and Ron use one that I should as well. See, they have to write in a magical diary so maybe they'll understand how childishly they're acting.
Someone put Harry's name in the Goblet of Fire and Ron thinks he did it himself because he wants the fame! Why are they such morons?
No offense to Harry, but he's not intelligent enough to cross the age line, he couldn't have entered his name in the Goblet if he'd wanted to. And Ron is too stupid to see that. And another thing that annoys me is that Ron has known Harry all these years yet he still thinks he'd do that. If this is for fame so was driving that car into the Whomping Willow! They're just stupid! Besides, Harry isn't suicidal, despite what Rita Skeeter might hint at.
Rita Skeeter, now there's a real bitch! Yes I know I don't cuss, but with people like her you have to make an exception. She enjoys writing all these nasty articles about people and I just know that Harry's next. If she goes there I'll find dirt on her and squish her like a bug!
Anyways, back to those idiots I call my best friends! Ron just came into the Common Room with Seamus and Dean. They were all grinning, even though they'd failed horribley. Apparently, they were stupid enough to think that fifth year girls would go out with them? Honestly, they don't even know to wash behind their ears or how to use a fork properly, who'd go out with one of them?
Nobody's coming near me right now, I suppose they think I'm doing homework, but I've already finished that. I wouldn't mind a bit of company, somebody I could talk to…
I suppose I'm doomed to be all alone. Normally Harry and Ron would talk to me but Ron's gone to take a shower (finally), and Harry's moping around somewhere. Now I see why he's upset but he doesn't have to be so depressed! He's acting like Lavender and Parvati do once a month… Honestly.
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Anyways, that was Ginny. She was pretty upset. Apparently Harry will never ever like her… I told her that she should relax around him, go out with other guys, because leaving whenever he entered a room wasn't going to get her very far. I think she listened. Actually, I know she did because they're having a conversation right now. Neither of them is crying, in fact, they're both laughing and she isn't blushing! Mission Accomplished
Well, I'm going to the library to review. Professor McGonagall hinted at a pop quiz tomorrow…
~Hermione
The bushy haired girl grabbed her books, locked her diary up in her trunk, and made her way through the school. Curfew had come and passed by the time she'd snuck back to the Common Room, her arms laden with books.
She opened her trunk to get her pajamas and was surprised when she saw something glowing. She picked up her diary and it returned to its normal color.
Damn, she thought, I must've charmed this one too, well, there's nothing to lose by reading what the replies are…
She opened the cover and was met with her familiar handwriting (not just what she wrote, the replies look like her too…)
Dear Diary,
I suppose if I'm going to make Harry and Ron use one that I should as well. See, they have to write in a magical diary so maybe they'll understand how childishly they're acting.
Yes, they are rather stupid, aren't they?
Someone put Harry's name in the Goblet of Fire and Ron thinks he did it himself because he wants the fame! Why are they such morons?
It's genetic, they can't help but do and say stupid things…
No offense to Harry, but he's not intelligent enough to cross the age line, he couldn't have entered his name in the Goblet if he'd wanted to. And Ron is too stupid to see that. And another thing that annoys me is that Ron has known Harry all these years yet he still thinks he'd do that. If this is for fame so was driving that car into the Whomping Willow! They're just stupid! Besides, Harry isn't suicidal, despite what Rita Skeeter might hint at.
That's not offensive, it's true. Ron wouldn't see the truth if it hit him like a bludger.
Rita Skeeter, now there's a real bitch! Yes I know I don't cuss, but with people like her you have to make an exception. She enjoys writing all these nasty articles about people and I just know that Harry's next. If she goes there I'll find dirt on her and squish her like a bug!
YES, DESTROY HER!! I mean… she's not very nice.
Anyways, back to those idiots I call my best friends! Ron just came into the Common Room with Seamus and Dean. They were all grinning, even though they'd failed horribley. Apparently, they were stupid enough to think that fifth year girls would go out with them? Honestly, they don't even know to wash behind their ears or how to use a fork properly, who'd go out with one of them?
I don't know how they'll ever get married, I suppose to each other then….
Nobody's coming near me right now, I suppose they think I'm doing homework, but I've already finished that. I wouldn't mind a bit of company, somebody I could talk to…
You know, it wouldn't kill you to go talk to somebody. You can't always wait for them to come to you.
I suppose I'm doomed to be all alone. Normally Harry and Ron would talk to me but Ron's gone to take a shower (finally), and Harry's moping around somewhere. Now I see why he's upset but he doesn't have to be so depressed! He's acting like Lavender and Parvati do once a month… Honestly.
Don't be so depressing! Either way, Harry will get over himself eventually, it might take 7 days and a ton of Advil….
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Anyways, that was Ginny. She was pretty upset. Apparently Harry will never ever like her… I told her that she should relax around him, go out with other guys, because leaving whenever he entered a room wasn't going to get her very far. I think she listened. Actually, I know she did because they're having a conversation right now. Neither of them is crying, in fact, they're both laughing and she isn't blushing! Mission Accomplished
Aww, building a relationship. See, Ginny valued your opinion… at least somebody in this school appreciates genius.
Well, I'm going to the library to review. Professor McGonagall hinted at a pop quiz tomorrow…
That's my girl, studying studying studying…. But you'll do fine anyways, maybe you should go talk to Parvati and Lavender.
~Hermione
Hermione read the diaries replied, almost shocked. Parvati and Lavender came up , "Hey Hermione"
"Hey," she smiled.
A receptive response was all they needed to drag her over and fill her in on the latest gossip…
Yeah, I've decided the diary replies are Hermione's subconcious and would therefore be in her own handwriting :)
Either way, Harry will get over himself eventually, it might take 7 days and a ton of Advil…. That was insinuating that Harry was on his period.... erm, yeah...
I'll post Harry's entry for the disaster that was the Yule Ball soon..
and if you have nothing better to do review... or go read my other stories... Ridiculous is my baby....
thanks windysilvermist: yeah, i was trying to make it sound like hermione :)