Okay, this is my epilogue to my sister's story, inspired by the fact that SHINOU MUST BE PUNISHED AT ALL COSTS!!! Please read and review.
Epilogue;
Shinou looked at the highly irritated great sage who was standing before him.
"Honestly my sage, it must have been a coincidence. I had nothing to do with it."
"And why should I believe that?" The sage asked, muted candle light from the temple glinting dangerously on his glasses.
"He must have contracted the disease somewhere else." Shinou told him. The spirit waved his hands in the air as he continued. "Besides, it's not even fatal."
Murata's voice was deathly cold, like a knife. "That disease was completely eradicated in the time of the 7th Maoh."
"Well now, if it had, could you please tell me why the Maoh is now in bed with a case of it, my dear sage?"
The great sage, had taken many different forms and many different lives in the course of four thousand years. In all that time, he had never yet found anyone who could make him explode as much as the very first Maoh of Shin Makoku could. Yes, Shinou was very very talented.
"SHINOU YOU TOTAL IDIOT, JUST HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM? DO YOU THINK THAT I'D ACCEPT YOUR STUPID EXCUSE, AND BELIEVE THAT SHIBUYA CONTRACTED POTATO-POX, A DISEASE I HELPED ERADICATE THREE THOUSAND YEARS AGO, FROM SOME RANDOM SOURCE? AND I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST FORGET THE FACT THAT YOU PLAYED THAT STUPID, AND HIGHLY CHILDISH TRICK ON SHIBUYA, WHICH SURPRISINGLY STARRED, POTATOES?"
"I knew it!" Shinou exclaimed happily. "You're only upset because you made a mistake and didn't manage to get rid of that disease!" he said. Floating closer, he poked his speechless sage's nose. "You should take anger management classes. It's not good to be so disappointed about something you failed to do three thousand years ago. You can always do it now!"
Lifting up a glowing fist, Murata punched the annoying spirit. "You're absolutely right, I owed this to you a long time ago." he said, calm once more, before he started pummeling Shinou.
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"This is it! You're having a nervous breakdown! You need to calm down to clear your negative aura! You should try meditat-"
There was a strangled noise, and a loud bang. Shinou's voice stopped abruptly. The shrine maidens couldn't help but wonder why.
Fin.
Okay, I know there's no such thing as an epilogue-epilogue, but who cares? Please Review!