I really like this chapter. It was soooo fun to write.
Chapter 16
Okay, I was officially beyond scared. Kiba, I'm sure, was scarred for life and would never walk by half closed doors again. Of course, it wasn't our fault. We just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh God, were we at the wrong place!
This was worse than seeing the guys naked when I went to the shower room for the first time over two months ago. Way worse. I wish that I had never went down that hallway. I wish that I never had the idea to kidnap Shikamaru in the first place!
I was crouched on the ground in the middle of my room, Kiba at my side. We were clutching to each other for dear life and rocking back and forth like crazy people. But you couldn't blame us. Especially after what we had just seen.
I mean...It was just so...so...so wrong! I didn't know guys did that kind of thing. Well, I know they did, but in a school? In a boarding school, where everyone could see what they were doing? Hear what they were doing?? It was just sick!
And who knew that that guy could bend like that? I mean...wow. He could really move!
"Make it go away. Make it go away..." Kiba continued to mumble beside me as he fisted his hands harder into my shirt.
I whimpered and shrunk into his side. The images wouldn't disappear! GO AWAY! PLEASE SPARE ME!
I didn't know how much more I could take of this. Neither of us would make it through the night before the terrible memories and images and sounds would eat us alive.
God, already I could hear again the pleasurable mewing, and the thunks through the wall. Ugh! I gagged and Kiba winced, knowing exactly what I was thinking. It would never go away. The memory of this...this abomination would stick in my mind.
...How could this be legall?! How could society allow these affairs to go on? It was sick! Sick, sick, sick! Why did guys do this kind of thing? GUYS! Not females! The human being that got cranky when hungry and griped when not getting enough attention!
"IT WON'T GO AWAY!" Kiba cried out from beside me.
"MAKE IT STOP!" We both began to wail over and over again. I think we yelled ourselves hoarse, or at least almost did. Because that was the moment that our friends had decided to burst into the room, drawn by our horrific crys, after staying a while in Shikamaru's room.
"What the fuck is wrong with you two?!" Temari demanded as she stomped over to us and ripped us apart.
That was when all hell broke loose.
Kiba, in a fit of hysterics along with myself, began to scream bloody murder and run around the room looking for something or someone to hold onto.
The group of shocked and confused friends stood frozen in the middle of the room and witnessed me run smack into the open door that someone had forgotten to close. Kiba, who had been running behind me either chasing me to use me as a comfort pillow again or following me hoping to find whatever I found for calmness, tripped over my crumpled form and fell to the floor with a startled yelp.
I curled into a fetal position, trembling, and watched wide eyed as Kiba scrambled over the floor and clutched at Hinata's think leg. She immediatly dropped to her knees and cradled his shaking form in her arms and murmured in her soft voice comforting things to him.
Footfalls stopped beside me, and someone crouched on the ground and shook my shoulder. I shrieked in surprise, and without thinking, wrapped my arms around the person's waist in a death hold. My arms weren't coming off that person until I was dead.
The person froze and then gave a short shove on my shoulders. Noticing that I wasn't going to let go, they sighed and rose from the ground, dragging me with them. I was in a daze as my feet stumbled across the floor and gave out as I collapesed on a bed, still holding onto the person. They gave a grunt as my elbow jabbed into their stomach, but otherwise let me stay holding onto them.
"The hell is wrong with these to?" Sakura's voice rang in my head after minutes of confused silence.
"Looks like they saw a ghost." Naruto said in a surprised voice as he knelt in front of Kiba and waved a hand in front of his eyes. Kiba didn't even blink.
Tenten stepped up beside Kiba and wacked him on the head. When he still didn't move, Tenten gasped. Hinata frowned slightly and rubbed the redding spot on Kiba's head.
"Wow. Something big happened, because Kiba always yells at me when I hit him." Tenten said as she stared at the dazed male.
Kankurou stalked over to the bed where I was and knelt down to my height. His dark eyes were worried but amused beyond belief. He was struggling to hold back laughter.
"Mat? Want to tell us what's going on?" He asked in a teasing voice.
I couldn't answer. My voice was stuck in my throat behind the painful lump.
"Seems they saw something they shouldn't." Shikamaru yawned as he sat in a chair.
"Like what?" Temari inquired as she eyed me and Kiba.
I jerked against my person and whimpered loudly. Kiba let out a cry of distress and buried his face into Hinata's chest. Her face went an impressive shade of red.
"K-Kiba!" she stuttered, but was otherwise to shocked to push him away.
"That got a reaction." a voice rumbled through me, and I knew then who I was desperatly clutching to.
If I had been in my right mind, I would have flung myself across the room and hid under my bed. But, as it was, I was frozen both by what I had seen and the shock of holding on to the person that I had been craving to touch again since we parted at the club. My red-head Greek God, Gaara.
I stole a quick glance up at his face, and he looked calm. That surprised me, and confused me. He should be completely grossed out by now. Right? I mean, a guy is clutching at his waist and making puppy noises.
"So, what did they see?" Kankurou asked as he leaned on the doorframe to the closet. "Whatever it was, it must have been bad."
Shikamaru shrugged. "Ask them, It didn't happen to me."
Kiba mumbled something from his spot buried in Hinata's chest, which caused the shy girl to squeak and quickly glance at everyone in the room with an embarressed look. Lord knows what Kiba was causing that girl to feel. I felt sorry for her, but I'm sure whatever she was going through wasn't half as bad as what I had been through.
"What was that?" Naruto asked as he cocked his head to the side, as if to get a better hearing range.
"I said it was...was..." he shuddered and I followed suit. Gaara stiffened momentarily and then relaxed again.
"Damn it Kiba, would you just spit it out!" Sakura growled as she tapped her foot impatiently on the floor.
Naruto glanced at his tempermental pinkette, and then wrapped his hands around her waist and held her while he seemed to whisper things in her ear. I was immediatly eaten up with jealously. Sakura didn't know how lucky she was.
"It was ...Sasuke." Kiba whimpered and let out a pitiful moan. I turned my face into Gaara's shirt and concentrated on breathing in and out his scent.
"Sasuke? What did Sasuke do?" Naruto asked, his blue eyes shined with curiousity and concern.
"He..." Kiba gulped and looked at everyone in the room with fearful eyes. "He danced to 'What is love'."
I wailed a cry of distress into Gaara's chest and I heard Kiba moan pitifully over and over as he clutched at Hinata's waist.
"Danced?" Temari said in an awed voice.
I looked over at her and saw that her blue-green eyes were distant. Like she was trying to see Sasuke actually doing that, but not really being able to believe it. Shikamaru looked a bit surprised, but not as shocked as everyone else in the room.
Naruto and Sakura stood stock still with their mouths hanging open and wide eyes. The group of people standing around the room all wore the same expression of disbelief. They were probably wondering if their apathetic peer would actually dance to that song. Which, when I first met him, I didn't believe he would. And oh what a nightmare it had been to see him do it.
Temari was the first to react and brake the stunned silence. A grin spread across her redding face, and the next moment she was doubled over, laughing uncontrollably. Her arms clutched at her ribs and she rolled from side to side on the floor, while her hysterical laughter filled the room.
A muffled laughing came from Tenten as she held a hand over her mouth, but then she to broke as she began to join in with the fit of giggles that were shaking her form. Her and Temari held on to each other as they continued to laugh.
Then Sakura turned her face into Naruto's orange hoodie as she was overcome by her own attack of laughter. Naruto bit his lip as his shoulders shook with his amusement, and then he began to laugh along with everyone else.
Kankurou snorted than began to laugh harder as Tenten rose from the floor, red-faced and teary eyed from her giggles, and clutched at his shirt to keep from falling helplessly to the floor.
Hinata, still holding onto her Kiba, had one hand over her mouth as she tried to surpress the giggles that were bubbling up her throat as she imaginged the dark haired male dancing to a love song.
From where I was, I could see Shikamaru's mouth twitch with amusement, but otherwise he gave no sign of how much he was entertained by the thought.
The only people that resigned from from the fit of laughter enveloping the room was myself, my equally scared friend Kiba, and Gaara who, as I glanced up at him, rolled his eyes in aggrivation at everyone in his room. He seemed to be getting impatient. Maybe he was tired?
"He...Hahaha...Sasuke danced?! Really?!" Sakura gasped as she looked over at us, her emerald eyes bright with amusement.
I nodded. I really didn't find this funny. How could this be funny? I wanted to claw my eyes out from the sight! It was wrong!
"What was...Hahaha...was he doing?" Temari asked past her giggles.
Kiba then spoke up from his position and told them what we had witnessed. From the moment we stepped into the hallway and heard the music, to the point where we peeked in his room and saw to our horror Sasuke in just a pair of tight fitting shorty shorts with a pink brush in hand as a microphone...pole dancing to the horrible song.
That was why I was so amazed that he was bendy. He could really move on that pole. The male had bent over backwards until his head touched the floor. Even I couldn't bend that far back. And then he continued on and on to screech into his brush, and sang to a picture on the wall.
The picture singing is what had really scared me. The person he was singing to...ugh.
I squinched my eyes shut to block out the picture coming on, but it wouldn't go away.
Sasuke held the brush close to his lips as his legs wrapped around the pole that stuck out of his floor.
'What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more.'
He slid down the pole with his legs still wrapped around it. His back lay on the floor while his legs stayed around the metal stick and he looked longingly at the picture tapped to his ceiling. His screeching voic began again as he tried to dance seductivily to the music and picture, as if the person was actually there.
'Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more.
What is love?
(Yeah)
I don't know what you not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right
And what is wrong
Give me a sign
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
And I don't know what can I do
What else can I say it's up to you
I know where one
Just me and you
can't go on.'
The spiky haired male dipped down on the pole and rose back up with an open hand at the picture, then began a series of twist and dips and kicks and grindings against the pole, that at this point seemed to be the person he was singing to.
'What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
Woooow ohhoooh
woohoohhoo
What is love?
Ooooh-oooh
What is love?
Ooooh-oooh.
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more.
Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
I want no other.
No other lover.
This is our life
Our time
We are together
I need you forever
Is it love
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
Yeah-heh
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more.
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me.
No more.'
Sasuke swung quickly down the pole and landed with one leg outstretched on the floor and the other wrapped around the bottom of the pole. He clutched at the pole with his bare chest pressed tightly against the metal and his head upturned to the ceiling staring with big black eyes at the picture.
'What is love?' he screeched at the top of his lungs to the picture of the long haired, snake eyed, law teacher...Orochimaru.
Kiba finished his story with a whimper, and I moaned miserably from my spot glued to Gaara.
I was so tired, I didn't want to stay awake to hear and see everyone's reactions. I knew what they would be anyway. They would laugh and point and tease, then run to Sasuke to see if it was true. I didn't want to be awake for that.
The last thing I heard before I drifted off to sleep, still clutching to Gaara, was Temari's shocked laughter and thumps as everyone fell to the floor in amazement and fits of giggles.
sorry sasuke fans, had to do it. To good an oppurtunity to pass up. anyway, i was wondering what do you guys think about Gaara finding out later or already knowing? I dunno i want to know what you guys want.