Timon's Pick:
(Setting = walking through a bunch of rocks, looking for bugs)
Reader: Hey Timon, need help finding anything?
Timon: Yeah, a gift for the person I picked in that Christmas game.
Reader: Okay, well, who'd you . . . actually, that would be a bad idea . . .
Timon: Really? Cos I probably would have told you. I have no idea what to get this person!
Reader: Well in the human world, we just get people gift cards if we don't know what to get them.
Timon: Really? Why not just money? It's the same thing, but you can spend it wherever you want!
Reader: And . . . how did you know that?
Timon: I've heard stories. So what are the gift cards usually for?
Reader: I dunno. Usually they're for specialized stores like stuff to use around the home, clothing, Bath and Body Works kind of stuff.
Timon: W—wait a minute. You just gave me an idea.
Reader: How? You guys don't have homes like we do, or clothes, or bathrooms.
Timon: No, but I think I can make something out of that stuff. Hey, thanks for the help! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm kinda hungry right now.
Reader: Well . . . mind if I ask you one question?
Timon: Nope, but you kind of just asked it.
Reader: Well I'd like to ask you one more question. That was a statement.
Timon: Okay, sure, sure, go ahead.
Reader: What do you want? You know, just so I can try and work out who has you as their pick.
Timon: Me? Well . . . I want to be number one. I want to have the best life possible. I want to be relaxed, released, and respected by everyone. Know how I could get that?
Reader: Um . . . sounds to me like you'd have to earn it.
Timon: Oh . . . well . . . that sounds like too much work for me. Alright, see you around!