(A/N: thank you if you reviewed! And now for the next chapter. Some of it you won't get unless you've seen legally blonde, so sorry, but I couldn't resist! If you haven't seen it you can go on youtube and watch gay or european and the bend and snap (from the musical). ANYWAY, this chapter is definitley not a serious one, but in a while, this story might take a serious emotional turn, so if you'll keep your arms and legs in the ride at all terms, I'm sure you'll enjoy it anyway :)

Brennan was over again, eating lunch on the balcony with Elphaba, Galinda and a very pissed off Fiyero—er, Daniel I mean. Nessa and Fredrick had dropped in too, Fredrick having a nice reunion with Brennan, or whatever you call it when two brothers see each other after a long time and awkwardly embrace before striking up a conversation about Oz-forsaken politics. Fiyero had never been in this situation, he'd never been the poor, servant in the bunch of royals and nobles. He'd always been the prince, the highest in society. How odd did he feel every time Fredrick or Nessa, even Galinda sometimes sent him sympathetic glances. But when Brennan sent him sympathetic glances, Fiyero just wanted to strangle him.

"Elphaba, you look very beautiful today." said Brennan. Fiyero rolled his eyes, but kept them in glare mode at the same time. The arse, pulling beautiful lines, who did he think he was?

"Thank you." said Elphaba, a light pink tint creeping into her cheeks. Fiyero loved it when she blushed, but only when he was the one that made her do it.

"Yeah, suck up to the princess. Perhaps you've brought her a nice red apple?" Fiyero said, his tone light enough that it could pass as a joke. The others laughed and Brennan made an attempt to laugh, but it sounded more like the sound a sick kitten makes after being run over by a carriage and then being hugged to death by Galinda for its cuteness. Fiyero laughed for a different reason then everyone else, he loved to watch Brennan get embarrassed in front of Elphaba.

"You know what we should do?" asked Nessa all of a sudden.

"What's that?" asked Elphaba.

"Well, there's this new show that just came out on Ozway, it's called Legally Blonde the Musical. I hear it's just brilliant." said Nessa, "And you'll like Daniel, it's a musical." Brennan coughed, trying to conceal a laugh and Galinda smirked.

"Yeah, I'm sure I'll be ever most fond of it." Fiyero muttered sarcastically.

"Isn't it one of those things where you have to buy tickets ahead of time?" asked Elphaba.

"Please, Elphie, you're the princess of friggin' Oz, if you want to see an Ozway show, then people will go out of their way to make sure you see an Ozway show. And the rest of us will get in by association." Galinda said.

"Well, when does the show start?" asked Elphaba.

"We could make the afternoon showing in ten minutes." said Nessa excitedly and they all agreed and made their way to the theater.

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Front row seats, of course. Elphaba was between Daniel and Brennan, Fredrick was next to Brennan and Nessa was next to Fredrick and Galinda was on the other side of Daniel.

"Tell me what this is about again." said Elphaba to Daniel. Fiyero was about to answer when Galinda interrupted him.

"BLONDES!" she squealed.

"Oh yeah, that's right." Elphaba laughed. The lights dimmed and the curtains rose, showing a great big sorority house with delt nu written across it. A window burst open and a girl started singing, writing a letter. The window next to hers burst open and that girl starting singing.

"Dear Elle, honey, Mazel Tov, future's taking off, bring that ring back and show it to me!"

"Four carats of princess cut, are you psyched or what?! I just wish I could be there to see, when he gets down on one knee!"

"Oh. My. Oz. Omioz you guys, looks like Elle's gonna win the prize. If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies, omioz you guys....."

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The show was half way through the first act. Galinda was bouncing to the rhythm of the music and shouting things out like: "You go girl!" or "Omioz!" every once in a while. Elphaba was watching intently, Daniel and Brennan were glaring at each other, Nessa was bobbing her head and dancing really badly in her wheelchair to the movement (and because she was in a wheelchair, he dancing consisted of mainly really awful, bizarre and hazardous arm movements. [she'd already knocked out two ushers and had hit Fredrick several times in the face...]). Fredrick was trying to pull Nessa's arms down, but was also trying to shield his face and watch the show.

Almost in synchronization, Fiyero and Brennan stopped glaring at each other and turned their heads to look at the front, trying not to look 'up-to-something'. And then, again in perfect synchronization, they stretched their arms up and yawned (in a totally fake way) and then slowly began to let their arm closest to Elphaba fall on her shoulders (Elphaba was oblivious to all of this and Daniel and Brennan were so busy trying to look inconspicuous by looking straight ahead they didn't notice the other). Their arms hit as they almost touched Elphaba's shoulders. They looked at each other startled and then glared at each other. In one swift movement, they both brought their arms down, but Brennan beat Fiyero and so he was the one that got to keep his arm around Elphaba during the rest of the first act. Well, Fiyero thought, just wait till act two, just you wait Brennan Visory, just you wait, you'll be sorry but you're tears'll be too late (whoops, sorry, got carried away!)

Intermission came and with that, came some good old silent fighting.

"So Elphaba, did you like the show?" asked Brennan and Fiyero at the same time.

"Oh yes, it's very good so far." said Elphaba, smiling at their synchronization.

"Yeah, I think so to, what's your favorite song so far?" they asked at the same time. They both glared at each other, "Stop saying what I'm saying!" they said at the same time. Brennan and Fiyero had a glare down show down and Elphaba and Galinda had a laugh attack heart attack.

"Ooh! I just have to buy some souvenirs!" Galinda chirped, dragging Elphaba over to a stand in the lobby, "We'll be right back!" Normally, Fiyero would've gone with them to be with Elphaba, but he had some words he wanted to say to Brennan.

"Look, she's already told you she's not interested in you, so why are you still hitting on her?" asked Daniel.

"Me? What about you? And you're gay!" Brennan shot back.

"What?!"

"Don't even try to act all innocent! You've been using my moves on her all day." said Brennan.

"Whoa, wait just one clock tick, you're moves? Really man? I invented the yawn and stretch!"

"No you didn't!" Brennan said.

"You don't even do it right." said Fiyero, "It's yaaaaaaaawn....and stretch!" Fiyero demonstrated and put his arm around Brennan, and that's how Elphaba and Galinda found them when they got back, Fiyero's arm around Brennan's shoulders in a very....odd way.

"Oh, are you two....?" asked Elphaba and Galinda at the same time, exchange glances.

"NO!" they both jumped away from each other.

"Then what were you doing?" asked Elphaba.

"Omioz!" Galinda exclaimed, "I know exactly what was going on!"

"You do?" everyone's eyebrow rose.

"Daniel here was just teaching our good friend Brennan, the yawn and stretch." said Galinda, rolling her eyes, "Duh, how did it take me so long to figure that out?"

"The yawn and stretch?" asked Elphaba.

"It's like the guy version of the bend and snap." said Galinda, "You know."

"The bend and snap?" asked Elphaba.

"Act two, honey." Galinda patted her shoulder.

"Oh, the yawn and stretch," said Fredrick, coming by with Nessa, "You know, it has a 98% rate of getting a girl--" Nessa hit him, "Ow!"

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"Ooh, my favorite song is coming up!" Galinda chirped as a new scene came into play. She kept glancing at Fiyero and smiling evilly. Fiyero wandered what she was so happy about. Then the song started and Fiyero knew why.

"You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports, they play peculiar sport in shiny shirts and tiny shorts." they sang.

"Gay or foreign fella, the answer could take weeks, they both say things like ciao bella while they kiss you on both cheeks."

"Depending on the time of the day the French go either way."

"Gay or European?"

"So stylish and relaxed!"

"Is he gay or European?"

"I think his chest is waxed."

"But they bring their boys up different there it's culturally diverse. It's not a fashion curse if he wears a kilt or bears a purse."

"Gay or just exotic, I still can't crack the code!"

"Yet his accent is hypnotic! But his shoes are pointy toed.

"Huh."

...

"GAY!"

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"So that's the bend and snap." said Elphaba after the show.

"Here, watch me." said Galinda, "Beeeeeeeennnnnnnnd....and snap!" she demonstrated.

"Damn!"

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As they began to walk down the street back to the palace, they came across a man dressed in all white long flowling robes, a beard going all the way down the sidewalk. He wore a turban and had a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very confused look on his face.

"Um sir? Are you alright?" asked Elphaba.

"I am looking for my lover, Fred, I am the Almighty...." the man looked skyward dramatically, "...Bob."