Akatsuki at a picnic
Pain: Please pass the egg salad..
Hidan: Yes, Lord Jashin blessed it by putting his foot in it! =)
Hidan: *passes egg salad to Deidara to give to Pain*
Deidara: *gives to Pain* Here ya go.... heh
Pain: What kinda egg salad is this...?
*egg salad explodes*
Deidara: Egg salad is a blast! ^_^
Konan: Real mature....
Pain: Yeah Deidara, that never gets old... -_- *wipes off face*
Kisame: Can someone pass the caviar..
All: O.o
Kisame: What?
Itachi: I thought you were against eating fish...
Kisame: Your point?
Itachi: Fine... *says under breath* bitch... ¬_¬
Kisame: *eats caviar*
Tobi: Hey everybody!
All: Hi Tobi....
Tobi: *sits down* Oooh! Kisame, can I have some of those fish eggs?
Kisame: This is caviar, dumbass.... *whispers to Deidara* We let him in why? XD
Kakuzu: You realize caviar is unborn fish eggs, right....?
Kisame: 0.O *spits it out* YOU FAGGOTS!!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!
All: *laughing*
Kisame: Bitches... I'm going home... *leaves*
All: .....
Itachi: so....
Sasori: Hmm... is there any puppet salad?
Deidara: Heh... sure!
Everyone else: O.o *leaves*
(End)