Akatsuki Mall Spree
Deidara: YAY! My favorite day of the week! Shopping Day! ^_^
Itachi: I hate shopping day... we always stand out in the mall
Kisame: Maybe because of our clothes...
Pain: This would be a perfect time to look for new clothing for the Akatsuki
Deidara: FINALLY!!!! I've been filling up the Akatsuki suggestion box about that for years! We should get ones with an "explosion" of colors!
Kisame: The hell we should! We're getting shirts that say 'Fish are friends, not food!'
Itachi: Hells to the mangekyo nah!! . We're getting wizard robes
All: WTF?!
Konan: I think this organization can use more flowers!
Deidara: I'm cool with that! ^_^
Pain: I'm the leader so what I say goes... We're getting ones with puppies!
All: FUCK NO!!!! .
Kisame: Besides you're not the leader, Tobi is! Oh Shit!! Whoops! .
Tobi: You faggot! You just spoiled it for everyone! Ugh! I wasn't even suppose to be in this skit! &*#%!#$ .
Konan: ...Well, with that said, we all have to agree on something...
*2 hours later*
Itachi: This was a great choice
Deidara: I agree... it lacks a little frolic-ness, but whatever
Kisame: Works for me too!
*They're all wearing the same Akatsuki robes as before just with a small green stripe at the bottom*
Pain: We really need to recruit a designer ninja... -_-
(end)