Akatsuki: Gay Dispute
Deidara: Why does everyone think the akatsuki is gay?!
Kisame: You tell us!
Deidara: Well, what does that mean?
Hidan: For Jashin sakes, you have Hello Kitty dolls in your room!
Deidara: You bitch! Your not suppose to go in my room!
Sasori: Everyone's been in there! You're the only one with a pink room...
Konan: Not even my room is pink....
Kakuzu: I sold your Hello kitty dolls for money yesterday by the way...
Deidara: You Jackasses have no respect for this flamboyant akatsuki member's possessions!!! I don't know why I even joined this organization!!!
Kisame: Let's be honest..... not many fruity ninja like you would have been accepted by other ninja! I mean, how many gay ninja do u know? Unless you count that time Tobi gave everyone dildos.
Tobi: That was a gift, you bastard..... that was a gift for the organization!!!
Itachi: What about that time Hidan kissed that male cow!!
Hidan: FOR THE LAST TIME...... I NEEDED COW BLOOD.... FOR...UH...JASHIN'S RITUAL!!!!
Itachi: Why didnt you choose a female cow then!
Hidan: Uh...Lord Jashin required it...
Pain: Everyone Shut Up! You're all gay!
Kakuzu: I'm not gay... However, you give me enough money, I might consider it...
Kisame: Well, I'm a 100% straight! I would rather do girls anytime!
Itachi: Too bad they don't feel the same about you..
All: *laugh*
Sasori: Your a fish, dude... no one wants to do a fish..
Deidara: I do...
All: ....
Sasori: Fair enough...
Kisame: For the last time, IM NOT A FISH!!!
Pain: Guys, guys, I think we can all come to a conclusion here... If anyone is gay, its Zetsu!
Deidara: True
Itachi: Yup
Sasori: I mean he's made up of two different personalities, guys btw, and they fight like a couple
Itachi: Lets not forget they eat ppl together too.... seems pretty kinky to me...
Deidara: I bet everyone's wondering this.... do you think they have 1 penis or 2?
All: .....
Itachi: You're on your own with that one..
Zetsu: Yeah, hi, uh, I overheard u douchebags talking... and I'd like to point out that Im not the one thats always at these "sausage fest" meetings
Konan: Still here you know!
Zetsu: And FYI.... I have 2 *disappears*
Kisame: Wow... maybe we are gay
Hidan: Lord Jashin will not like this...
Deidara: Man, I cant believe all those statements and pictures of me doing guys on the internet are true...
Konan: Ok, I'm gonna go... Pain! *leaves*
Pain: Excuse me, fellas! Me and Konan have "business" to attend to! Peace out, queers!
All: *quiet*
Deidara: Um... Should I rent Brokeback Mountain now?
(End)